Why is it that when we party I have a plan of all the things I want to do to you but as soon as you strip I forget everything! I turn into Ralphie from a Christmas Story when he sat on Santa's Lap! Football, what's a Football? LOL
Buying a gift for someone (Christmas or birthday) and realizing they didn't say thank you. Makes you wonder if you're on the same page? Evidently not. To be honest thought about this in the shower so haha close enough.
Wonder if someone "gets" you, all your quirks and then you realize compromising yourself to be liked by someone is the worst thing you can do to yourself.
How many women would do a shot of tequila and not complain or want something different? This would be a good test to see how the evening would go.
How do you deal with people that waste your time? Guys write me all the time about you then I find out that some of them never came to see you. I take time to respond to them so it is frustrating to find that out. I can only image how frustrating it is for you. So how do you weed them out and what is your advice when someone has any Randy Ryder Questions?
Something like email her at [email protected] put a deposit down and go see her! You won't regret it! That might work!
May I add one? At some point in your childhood , you and your friends went outside to play for the very last time, and none of you knew it
Wow....... Mind blown.... I never ever thought about this before! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If you live to be 70 years old you will spend TEN YEARS of your life on Monday. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Outer space isn’t empty, it literally contains everything there is. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If you drop an Oreo you can still safely eat two thirds of it. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If you did something "like a boss," you'd probably just pay someone else to do it. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Can Chewbacca even say Chewbacca? Shouldn't his name be something like Rawwwraaraar? -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Kinda sad to think about! But it’s so true, and we all experienced it without realizing when it was happening!
I was watching Imaginering on Disney Plus and the story behind Disneyland blows me away! Now there are 12 parks around the world! It's inspirational! One guy sitting at park with his daughters took a chance on a dream and has brought Happiness to so many people. When you say Disney people usually smile!
