╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare!

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Petting you is at least as fun! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

You can pet me any way you like! I won't exactly resist. Plus, I don't bite, unless you want me to! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

That's my line! We're rubbing off on each other both literally and figuratively!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Let's just consider it a little creative borrowing! I did learn from the best! It was just too easy a set-up for me not to take. We can practice rubbing off anytime you like! :wink: :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

This is one of my go to threads when i am in need :mrgreen:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

How's January? :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Glad I could inspire you!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Something tells me that January just might work! I guess I better try to get rid of all my static electricity to prepare for all the rubbing! However, I think there is already too much built up friction to fix! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

If we shock ourselves in the process, well, that's just the risk we're going to take, isn't it? :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Oh, a risk taker---I like it! Let's see what kind of energy we can create, shall we? I expect to make nuclear energy look like a thing of the past! :twisted:

However, let's not get all crazy with the risks, and start ripping the tags off mattresses or opening other peoples' mail!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

:lol:

Oh, come on ... live a little!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

We can try to push the limits together! I guess you'll just have to show me what risk is all about! If we really get risky, we might even be able to get away with loitering or obstructing the highway! :wink:

 

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Talk about a traffic stopper! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

If there is a traffic stop involved, I think we need an officer of the law---the more corrupt, the better! Would you happen to know where I could find one? :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Hmm. I'll ask around. I suspect I won't have to look far.

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Good! Make sure you find the best the force has to offer! I'm tough to catch with all my known aliases! :wink:

P.s. When I said corrupt cop, I didn't mean like Harvey Keital in "Bad Lieutenant"--- that's just scary!

 

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:shock:

I'll be sure not to go Harvey on you! :lol:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I think it's best for both of us if you don't! I think you're perfect just the way you are! Plus, I don't think you need half the problems that come along with that character! :wink:

I mean, you know there is trouble when the original cover looks like this...



:shock: :lol:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

:shock:

At first I thought I was looking at Lou Ferrigno!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I guess Harvey had himself in good shape back in '92! I still love the movie, but I'm bitter they did a remake with Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage can, occasionally, ruin a good premise faster than anyone I know. :?

Back to my original question, have you found that cop I was looking for? Traffic is getting out of control!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I did find her. Cuffed to the bed. I asked her if she needed help, and she said yes. As in, "Yes!" :twisted:

 

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Finally, I think this is somewhere where I can be of assistance! I might just free her---eventually! I guess she will just have to say the magic word! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

"Dan"? :lol:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

:lol:

Oh, how ever did you guess? Really, I just don't know about all this "Dan" stuff. It seems like a fine name, but I think I'll keep the other seven I have. I hope no one ever wants my signature, because it's going to take a while! At least, "Yes" has it's perks!

 

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Beats the heck out of "No"! :lol:

 

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Unless that's short for Nostradamus, I think I'm cool on that, but I guess I would already know that, if it was! Who else can get answers and hear their name at the same time?

 

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Just for fun, now I'm going to shout out "Nostradamus"! :lol:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

If that doesn't break my concentration, I don't know what will! Remember, I can yell jibberish too. I could just yell out "Ish Kabibble," out of nowhere, for the fun of it!

 

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:lol:

Ish Kabibble, eh? I'll see your Ish Kabibble and raise you a Flubarty Migoo!

 

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:lol:

You do know I could keep this up forever! In other words, you're entering a world of pain!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Pain? Only from laughing so hard! :lol:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Well, I think you might be in luck! I've been off my game this week, but I should recover by roughly 7 p.m. eastern tomorrow night--at least, that's what my watch would say, if I wore one!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

No calendar, no watch. You have a sundial, or what?

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

No, silly goose! I use an hourglass to tell time, duh! Really, I only care to know the date 2 or so times a year! :wink:

 

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Must be a big hourglass!