❤ * ❤ * ❤ * ❤ * ANNA SUVARI'S GREATEST HITS! * ❤ * ❤ * ❤ * ❤

I consider it quite an honor to be listed among Anna's greatest hits. She deserves the credit for her inspiring presence. I only sought to do justice to the muse.

 

By the testimonies on this thread, it is very evident that we have someone beyond special here. I will not even attempt to top what has already been said. Every word that’s been written about Anna is true but they are just words unless you go experience. That is what counts and what will be a part of your memory, something you can hold on to. I can't imagine seeing anyone else for my FTE. Please, please do yourself a favor and go see her now before all of her appointments are filled. Thank you Anna for our extended conversation after our party in your relentless quest to stop my nervousness, it is much appreciated. You truly made me feel like an extraordinary guy.

 

the fan club is about to get bigger. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

Anyone up for another round?

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kevin215
Post subject: Second Date with Anna Suvari
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:52 pm

For being a bit of a computer geek, I have got to say OMG!!

That being said, I would like to say that for this being my second party with her, I thought that by this point, I would be a little less nervous then I was before our first party. As I walked up to the gate, I tried working on my nerves the best to my ability. I was trying to calm my buddy down as well because it was his first ever visit to the ranch. I rang the buzzer on the gate, the lovely door lady let us in, and I asked for a line up because my buddy was too nervous to ask. I mentioned that I had an appointment with Anna but it was like she felt my presence because as soon as her name left my mouth she was walking out to greet me! This is where my nerves kicked back in because I was just stunned by her beauty. We sat at the bar for a bit and caught up on things. We then moved into her room to discuss our terms of party. We came to a fast agreement to soon find out that my only form of payment, my ATM card, wouldn’t work. I do have to give a shout out to Madam Suzette!! Well, I must say, thank you all for trusting me with the ATM situation. Once that got cleared up, the party was on, and must I say, Anna gives an ----Awesome------- back massage. Here I go again with the OMG!! If it wasn’t for her talking to me I would have probably fallen asleep. From there, I am sure all of you can imagine what happened next. Once finished, we sat back down at the bar and, by my request, were joined by Kelly Skyline. All in all, as I did on my last post, I must give my night at the ranch a big A+++++.

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MrCoffee1975
Post subject: An amazing, yet all too short visit to the ranches...
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:35 pm

I'd love to be eloquent and articulate with this report, but it's just not going to happen. Some of you know that I have some responsibilities at home that have ultimately consumed me for the last few years. This trip was a needed escape from said responsibilities. I had expected, planned, and made reservations to spend 3 nights in Carson City, but unfortunately I had a dreaded 5am phone call the morning after the 2nd night and had to fly home as soon as I could which meant heading home almost a day and a half earlier than planned. The two nights I did spend in Carson were two nights I'll never forget.

NIGHT TWO: Anna Suvari

When I first joined the website, one woman caught my attention immediately. The one and only Anna Suvari. The two time COY. If you've been on this site for more than an hour, you know who she is. She was actually the first PM I got when I joined the forums. I understood immediately it was likely a form PM to anyone new who registered, I still responded with a couple questions. The response I got back that same night wasn't pre-written and was very sincere and honest with me. It was not what I expected. Anna and I traded PM's up until my visit. We had our home location in common, which is a great topic for conversation and she's a great conversationalist. Once I knew exact dates of when I would visit, I knew I had to see Anna if it was at all possible on my trip. Luckily for me, she had time available.

I drove up to the MLBR and again parked and sat in the car for a minute or two. I thought the nerves would have been eliminated by the previous evening's activities, and I was wrong. I was just as nervous as the night before. Finally after getting over it and ringing the bell, I was buzzed in and greeted at the door. She asked if I had an appointment, I again I said yes. She turned to some ladies and said, "he's got an appointment". Mika Tan, took me by the arm and said "damn, we thought we had some cock." The way she said it was hilarious. I laughed and started to feel a little less nervous. The young lade who greeted me at the door let me know they'd tell Anna I was here. I walked up to the bar and got a drink and sat down at a chair in the parlor. While I was waiting for Anna, I was lucky enough to meet Brooke Taylor and Camryn Cross in the parlor and say hello to them as well. Brooke asked who I was waiting for and I told her. She smiled and said "if you need any help with that one, come get me, I've been trying to get in her panties for months." which made me blush as much as a brown boy can. Camryn happened to be chatting in the chat room on her laptop and gave me another message from someone that made me laugh when she said "Gummibear want to know where her swedish fish are."

Shortly after that Anna walked in wearing the school girl outfit I'm sure many of us have had bad thoughts about from her pictures. We chatted in the parlor for a few minutes while I finished my drink and she took me on a tour. We got to her room and negotiations were swift and more than fair. We took care of the details and the party began. Again, throughout the party I kept thinking to myself "Is this really happening? YES, YES IT IS!" Helping Anna undress was like unwrapping that one Christmas present where you know what it is, but you want to savor unwrapping it. You don't want to just tear it all up... well, you do, but you don't. Again, I'm not one to go into the lurid details of all that went on. I will say I was more than satisfied with every minute spent with Anna. I enjoyed the conversations we had just as much as the physical relations which I enjoyed immensely.

If you've never had a chance try the Anna Experience, you're definitely missing out. She knows just what to do, when to do it, and she really know how to do it.

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Banker Bryce
Post subject: it doesn't get any better than anna suvari
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:05 am

the only other time i came to the ranch was 7 years ago, and i had a good time then so i had pretty high expectatons for my 2nd time. boy did anna suvari not only meet but EXCEED them. wow what a lady and what a sex queen!!

anna is the girl that guys like me couldn't get in high school, only way friendlier and sexier. she has a long, curvy body with incredible legs, a big natural bust and a smile that doesn't quit. she also has the prettiest eyes i have ever seen! it has been said many times before but pictures do not do anna justice. she must be seen to be believed.

make no mistake anna loves sex!! she has a great attitude and an eagerness to please and be pleased. she gave me a great deal and i felt like it was a coup for me.

i don't think people realize what a difference a good attitude makes. you can tell that anna isn't in this for the money. she wants you to be happy, and she wants to be happy too. the party did not end until we were both satisfied and that was after the call came to the room. i have read that some girls stop what you are doing when that call comes but i was ecstatic when anna kept right on going, basically ignoring it. this was her time too and you could see and feel her excitement.

it is obvious to me why anna is taking the bunny ranch by storm. she has something that can't be quantified and thats enthusiasm, energy, and a desire to give her lover everything he wants. i got three spectacular rounds with her and the last one was in overtime. don't take your chances, you don't get many chances to do something like this so go with the best.

i can not post this without commenting on anna's oral sex abilities. this girl is the standard by which i will compare all future blow jobs. i found nerve endings i didn't know i had. well, she found them anyway. she also understands that it's not just about the main course, she enjoyed paying special attention to the 'side dishes' also if you know what i mean.. it was an erotic experience unlike any other i have had. she playfully undressed me at the beginning and sensually dressed me at the end, after we showered and rubbed and scrubbed each other all over that is.

overall my party was a gfe with oral both ways, some fetish play, oil massage both ways, breast play, 69, and the best sex i have ever had in all the positions i wanted. it was 2 hours long not counting the overtime.

i am so glad that i picked anna. she's got that special something and i forsee many many more awards for excellent service with a smile in her bright future.

thank you anna, i will see you again hopefully next time in tahoe.

/bryce

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iamitaliano
Post subject: ❤ * ❤ * ❤ * ❤ * ANNA SUVARI'S GREATEST HITS! * ❤ * ❤ * ❤ * ❤
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:30 pm

Anna!, Anna!, Anna!....what more can be said after reading her posts, I knew this would be the woman to meet with. My High School fantasy of visiting a brothel was about to be fulfilled by this beauty. After several personal emails back and forth the date and time was set. I arrived early and was greeted with a an award winning smile. Anna was dressed in sexy lingerie but I couldn't take my eyes off of her beautiful smile. To say that I was nervous would be a gross understatement, but Ms Suvari's personality and charm quickly disarmed my unease. My party with her was "shocking!" (ask Anna) For the period of time of our time together, Anna was MY beautiful girlfriend. She made me feel special and made my fantasy a fond and wonderful experience. Anna is "The Total Package!" She is as intelligent as she is beautiful and as sexy as she can be. Thank you my dear....I will return for a visit for another "shocking" experience..

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Pir8sWench
Post subject: Couple’s Dessert of Strawberries and Cream with Caramel
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:06 pm

You know how excited you are on Christmas morning when you anticipate getting the best present ever, like a bike, and you end up disappointed because you get socks and underwear? Well, we had built up such high expectations with our party with the “Redhead” Laci Ann and the reigning Courtesan of the Year, Anna Suvari, that, well,….OK, we weren’t disappointed AT ALL. We got a Freakin’ Harley!!! Laci reminds us of strawberries and cream with her shining red hair and fair skin, and Anna’s golden hair and allover tan reminds us of luscious caramel.

We had been planning this party for a almost a year, and had to reschedule earlier dates due to various life events. Our dream party came true last weekend when we took a belated anniversary weekend trip to the ranch. We had in mind what we wanted to do, and had communicated those desires with Laci and Anna, but pretty much left the party planning up to them. They did not disappoint at all!!! They are such a dynamic team and love to please couples as individuals and as a team.

We had previously partied with Laci in what we thought would be a once in a lifetime event, so we went all out and had one helluva rock star party. As luck would have it, we were able to make a return trip but wanted a more intimate party. The intimacy of a threesome as opposed to a five-some. :mrgreen: We met Laci and Anna in the parlor before our party and when we were ready, they adjourned to get their bag of tricks and sent us up to the guest house where we were staying for the weekend (thank you again, Madam Suzette and Dennis). Laci joined us first, and while Pir8 was looking for the email that detailed what we wanted to do, Laci and I got reacquainted with each other, her skin and lips as soft and sensual as I remember. Pir8 joined us and kept his boots on for a little while, then we let him get neckid. Yeehaw! We took turns pleasing each other, and Laci really knows how to make you feel comfortable. This fiery redhead is very attentive and enjoys pleasing couples with her Southern charm.

After some time with Laci, we were quietly joined by Anna who seemed to appear out of nowhere. She melded seamlessly into our party. She and Laci made sure they addressed everything we requested in our planning and added a few touches of their own. Yes, in case you were wondering, a foursome can be intimate. We enjoyed pleasing each other, as couples and as a group. And we even made Pir8 watch us girls for a few minutes before letting him join in – didn’t want to risk him bursting at the virtual seams! Our time with Laci soon ended and she left as quietly as Anna entered. Anna spent some time getting to know us physically since we had not met her before, her soft touch expressing her desire to please. Don’t let this quiet nature fool you; she lets actions speak louder than words. And boy did her actions speak volumes! This demure kitten is a tigress in bed. She introduced us to new toys and we explored each other in various positions. I had thought the celebrator what the end all of toys, but through Anna I have discovered new items to add to my personal toy collection, despite one almost breaking my “kootch.” I am able to walk…again.

We recommend this dynamic duo as a set or as individuals. Their friendship brings great chemistry to any party. Satisfy your sweet tooth with strawberries, cream and caramel delight. Even your dentist will approve!

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Blind Lust
Post subject: This girl is the total package --- beauty, brains, and OMG!!
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:23 pm

I chose Anna Suvari for my first time at the Bunny Ranch and ........... WOWWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!! I am still a little bit in disbelief that I got to be with her, but I did. I was extremely nervous going into this but she put me right at ease and made me feel like we knew each other from the start. She is very friendly and classy and even introduced me to some other girls before our fun began, and fun doesn't even come close to describing it.

Anna is very pleasant to talk to and she does a lot of extras that I never saw coming. She goes the extra mile and it is easy to see why she was voted Courtesan Of The Year 2 years in a row. Out of respect for Anna I won't divulge all the things we did, but let me say that I got to do everything I wanted and then some. I was worried that it would be a rushed process but it never was, she took her time with me and even after the party was supposed to end she spent more time with me. We took a few pictures and had a drink at the bar and chatted for a long time and I know she didn't have to do that.

Anna has a huge heart too. When you visit you should ask her how she spends her free time. It will renew your faith in the human spirit!!!

I found Anna's rates to be very reasonable and I even think that I can go back before the end of the year. Now that I have let Anna wash over me, I know that I want to feel it again.

So thanks to all the girls but especially to Anna. I will definitely be seeing you again soon assuming your schedule isn't already booked up, because it will be!!!!

Hugs, Joe

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Rockports
Post subject: I'm in heaven with Anna S
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:57 pm

Anna,

Once again, I had a wonderful time with you. This was our fifth encounter, and it feels like it gets better every time. You have a terrific smile, alluringly heavenly eyes and a beautiful, all natural body. I love your positive attitude and your absolute focus in the moment. I take pleasure in our intelligent conversations, and I am in awe of your passion to help those who are less fortunate.

It’s no wonder that you have won the Courtesan of the Year twice in a row. I know in my heart that you can accomplish anything that you put your mind to; your charisma is intoxicating in and of itself.

If there were ever a perfect woman, it would be you. And that is why I will always return to you.

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scooby75
Post subject: Anna & Hayden
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:48 pm

I just had an amazing party with two of the sexiest ladies at the ranch, Anna suvari and hayden Brooks. They worked with my limited budget and gave me a party i'll never forget. I won't go until details but I will say Hayden is a very tickilish lady. I also was fortunate enough to talk to them and they are equal parts intelligent and charming. If you want a party you will never forget these 2 are the way to go. I look forward to your gifts Hayden.

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John N Ga
Post subject: The Beautiful Anna Suvari
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:23 am

The second of my three parties on my trip to the ranches was with the STUNNING Anna. I had been writing to Anna for a few months. She is like many have said .......VERY GOOD at what she does! She was waiting for me when I arrived at the ranch. We hugged and sat at the bar talking about different things . I had taken the tour before, but had not yet seen the new pool. She escorted me to and from arm and arm. I simply could not take my eyes off her. Our negotiation was quick and we began our party. Annas pics are awesome , but she is truely more beautiful in person! Inside and out! Out of respect, I will not describe our time together, but it was wayyyyyyyy to short. Anna's skin is silky smooth ohhh sooooo soft. I was "blown away" Anyone wanting to visit the MLBR shoud make an appointment with this super lady today! Thank you Anna for a GREAT TIME! I WILL NOT SOON FORGET! John

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kc
Post subject: The fabulous Anna Suvari, in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:20 am

NOTE: I think I fell a little bit in love with Anna Suvari Friday night, so this review might not be perfectly objective.

I just returned from a trip during which I had an amazing GFE over-nighter with Anna Suvari. True to her word, she gave a Courtesan of the Year special discounted price, but the level of service was in no way discounted.

Many reviews have been written about her, and I will try not to unnecessarily repeat what they have said. Just some quick notes, in a nutshell, for those considering booking with Anna:

1. If you want a courtesan who can stimulated you mentally and spiritually as well as physically, you need to visit Anna.
2. If you want a courtesan who can talk everything from science, politics, psychology, and human nature to horses and pickup trucks, you need to visit Anna.
3. If you want a courtesan who can simultaneously be flirty, fun, caring, and delightfully dirty all at the same time, you need to see Anna.
4. If you want a courtesan who has a great sense of humor and can laugh at silly jokes as well as sophisticated ones, all the while being very open, non-judgmental, and exceptionally professional, you need to see Anna.
5. If you just want to get laid good, hard, and thorough, you need to see Anna.
6. If you want a great massage, you need to see Anna.
7. If you want to leave feeling even better about yourself as a human and as a man (or a woman as the case may be) you need to see Anna.
8. Don't expect to pay Wal-Mart prices, because you're not getting Wal-Mart product or service.

Anna, you could advertise a lifetime guarantee, because I can guarantee you gave me a lifetime of memories to make my "little soldier" stand at attention whenever I think of you, into perpetuity! You've also given me a lifetime of motivation to work hard so I can come visit you often.

Thinking of you, Anna . . . .

 

I am up for another round!!!!!!

 

Only 4 more days to enjoy her this trip. She leaves Tuesday morning (October 20th).

 

Wow Anna!

I have tried for over 4 years to get myself to the MLBR after a HUGE disappointment at another brothel on New Year's Eve '05. I really hope 2010 will (finally) bring an end to my sexual innocence, and I hope it's you I get to share that experience with!

Wish me luck!

 

Can't wait for March! Be sure to bring that Texas cheerleader uniform you've been talking about ... :twisted:

 

No need for a defibrillator, cuz Anna has an electrifying personality!

 

Whenever you're ready, Chris!

 

We have something that's even better. :twisted:

 

Verizon LG Cell Phone
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How do I send picturwsz frmo my blacbkerry to another blackberry?
I have a blackberry Prize 8103 and Idln't identify how to send pictures from my blackberry to my frieds blackberry?!?! Does anyone recxall how to do this? Thanks.

 

We certainly know how to make sparks fly! :twisted:

 

Anna on a sybian is more than my heart could bear.

 

Hi Anna,

We are brand new to this forum, and have never visited the Bunny Ranch.

Your pics, profile and reviews intrigue us and we were wondering how tall you are.

27513Couple

 

Is officially, shamefully, madly and desperatly in love with Anna Suvari!

My husband and I are coming to visit in March (date not yet confirmed) and I'm going to have to find some unique ways to pass the time before then. Of course, the husband thinks this is the coolest thing a wife could do - my idea to visit!

If the reviews are any indication, I'm in for the experience of a lifetime, and will need to 'rinse and repeat' several times!

~Betti

 

We'll have to put that heart of yours to the test!

 

Hello Anna!!

I hope that your November is going fabulouse!! In a couple of days it will be exactly one month before I have the pleassure of your company I have a mixture of feeling giddy,and like a school boy(more like a band geek)....... Thank you for putting up with my numerouse e mails...I know you are very busy and the time it takes to answer yet another one of my "questions" can be time spend...umm studying? or relaxing. I can't wait for December to come soon enough!! I hope you will have a awsom Thanks Giving!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO


Kirill

 

I'm 5'7" or 5'8", depending on whether I've just had a toe-curling orgasm. :twisted:

 

It IS the coolest thing a wife could do! I am looking forward to seeing you and your husband more than you know. :twisted:

Until then, let the anticipation build oh-so slowly and sweetly.

Kisses,

Anna

 

Hello Miss Anna...

I have to say that I have to be one of your biggest Fans... We have only played together that one time...but it was incredible!!! I have enjoyed our Friendship over the past 2 years & hope it will continue... I'd love one day come back to the BR & PLAY!!! Miss you very much....

"Folks, you have no idea what you are missing!" Anna Suvari a Beautiful, Sexy, very Smart, & loves what she does... I am thankful that I got to spend time with her... You are the BEST!!!

David 8)
#1 Anna Suvari Fan

 

The pleasure will be mine -- well, partly mine!

Can't wait to see you!

Kisses,

Anna

 

Anna!, Anna!, Anna!....what more can be said after reading her posts, I knew this would be the woman to meet with. My High School fantasy of visiting a brothel was about to be fulfilled by this beauty. After several personal emails back and forth the date and time was set. I arrived early and was greeted with a an award winning smile. Anna was dressed in sexy lingerie but I couldn't take my eyes off of her beautiful smile. To say that I was nervous would be a gross understatement, but Ms Suvari's personality and charm quickly disarmed my unease. My party with her was "shocking!" (ask Anna) For the period of time of our time together, Anna was MY beautiful girlfriend. She made me feel special and made my fantasy a fond and wonderful experience. Anna is "The Total Package!" She is as intelligent as she is beautiful and as sexy as she can be. Thank you my dear....I will return for a visit for another "shocking" experience..

 

What can I say? There's genuine electricity when we're together!

Thanks for helping me create some sparks I won't soon forget.

Kisses,

Anna

 

G`day from Australia, the land downunder..............

 

And a very g'day as well to you, mate!

Happy holidays!

 

Wow, after reading all of the fantastic reviews, I'm feeling a little lovesick. [smilie=love sick.gif]

 

I have just the cure! :twisted:

 

I most definitely believe you do! [smilie=kiss of love.gif]

 

I'll keep it on standby, just in case.

 

Yes, please do that.

 

Rest assured, that's not all I'll be doing. :twisted:

 

Oh? Do tell :twisted:

 

I love reading these stories! Want to join in!!! Such a turn on!

 

More for your viewing pleasure!



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BGD
Post subject: A wonderful evening with Anna Suvari
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:54 am

Hey, everyone.

I'd like to take some time to let you all know how fantastic Miss Anna Suvari is and give some details on my time spent with her at the MLBR.

This was my first time in a brothel and though I had an idea of how things functioned, the actual operations taking place were left to my imagination. I was excited and somewhat nervous when I first arrived at the Bunny Ranch. I rang the doorbell twice and informed the doorperson that I had an appointment with Miss Suvari. Following this, I went to the bar and awaited the initial meeting with Anna. I was totally concerned with what would happen next. Would she even be there? Would the price I got be insanely high? Would she look anything like the pictures I had seen?

While finishing a drink, I felt a light scratching on my back. Sure enough, it was Anna. I immediately noticed that she is classically beautiful, akin to women in renaissance painting and sculpture. We chatted a bit and I found that she was good-humored, unpretentious, and was in no rush to get down to business. She gave me a tour of the premises and showed me into her room.

While in her room, she took time to discuss any fantasies I may have and any sexual interests that I might want to pursue while with her. We then negotiated a price and amount of time which I found reasonable. After that, we went to the cashier and the rest is history.

Skipping the gory details, I will say that the experience was excellent and Anna does everything in her power to see that you are catered to. Although I have only a small amount of empirical knowledge of what she is capable of, I could see that this woman could rock any person's world. After the time was up (which will go quickly with her, I assure you) she saw to it that I was cared for every step of the way afterward.

In summation, Anna is worth everything she is asking for and then some. The most important thing you must be cognizant of is that if you are even just considering being with Anna, do it ASAP. She has a lot going for her and I'm sure that her time at the BR is limited. All of that being said, get out there and see Anna!

P.S. Lots of love to ya, Anna!

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Pogus
Post subject: Anna and the St. Pogus Day unwinding
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:00 am

Well, I am not one who normally writes reviews, but there is always a first for all of us........Having been at the ranch before for St. Pat's and all that has to be done, and tried partying after the evening events, Anna was smart enough to suggest an afternoon delight..... Many smart things this girl has suggested I am sure, but she hit the nail on the head for me....
We met in the parlor, and after sitting a little while went to her room took care of matters and had a wonderful time massaging away all the tension and stress of the uncoming evening..... Laughter is a great form of foreplay, and Anna brought her looks, likes, and " funny buttom" to the party........ we met a lovely friend of her's that loves to play with her, and what seemed like minutes, was two of the best hours in the weekend.....
we renewed our friendship as if it were yesterday, and for the rest of the evening, a look or a touch told me the time we shared was a reality.......
Anna knows how to listen and to care, to hug and be hugged, and in a moment's touch, let you feel like you are the most important person in the room, the house, and the party.......Thanks Anna, and we will see you again, " after tomorrow...."

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griff307
Post subject: Anna Suvari a great experience!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:47 pm

I've been planning a trip to the ranch for some time, going through profiles of all the ladies to see who I might have an awesome time with. Didn't take long for me to decide when I saw Anna's profile, nothing but good things were said from other people. I had to see for myself what the hype was all about and see why shes won courtesan of the year. I e-mailed her and she promptly e-mailed me back, answered all of my questions and gave me a good run down of how to set up the appointment. I had a long 12 hour drive to Carson City, but Anna made sure it was well worth it. Out of respect for Anna, I wont discuss the details of my time with her, but I will say she gives her all to make sure you are well taken care of. But I also wanted her to have a good time as well and she seemed to enjoy our time as much as I did. My experience at the ranch was just awesome, everyone I talked to was friendly and real easy to chat with. Anna thank you again a hundred times over, it was an experience I certainly wont forget. Guys if its your first time going to the ranch, Anna will see to it that its a lasting impression. Thanks again Anna, hope to see you in the fall!!!

-Anthony

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johnruspin
Post subject: Reviewing Anna Suvari's *Blow Privilege* party
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:59 pm

I love a good screw as much as the next guy, but oral sex is where it's at for me. The best BJ beats the best non BJ. It is really that simple.

As a blowjob connoisseur who has sampled the skills of other brothel starlets, my antenna went up when I saw Anna Suvari's "Blow Privilege" menu option posted on the message board. If you haven't seen it, this is what it says.

"I enjoy this party far too much to refer to it as a job. When I wrap my soft, eager lips around your rigid member and my tongue begins to dance along its length, methodically coaxing every ounce of delicious energy to a head, you might wonder who’s enjoying the deed more -- you or me. You won’t hear me sing my own praises often, but I take great pride in my oral sex technique. Perhaps you’ve heard the male genitalia referred to in slang as a “package”; the penis is indeed the centerpiece, but there’s so much more to exceptional fellatio. From the testicles to the hard patch behind them to the inner thighs, the surrounding area is loaded with criminally neglected nerve endings. If upon climaxing your eyes don’t roll back in your head, your knees don’t turn to jelly and your toes don’t curl like fresh leaves in a campfire, something’s missing. Well, miss no more. Experience what a good hum can do, an exhilarating French Frappe (holding liquids of varying temperature in my mouth while I perform), or grab two fistfuls of blond hair while I take you deeper than you’ve ever ventured. Trust me: You’re going to need to hold onto something!"

If you're anything like me, you read that and reached for the nearest Kleenex. Actually, I needed 5 or 6, but who's counting?

Okay, so it was obvious that Anna could sell it. But could she live up to the pitch and the hype? I was going to find out.

I made an appointment and told Anna that I really didn't see us doing anything more than oral sex. For one thing, I wasn't bringing a lot of money. For another thing, I like to finish by BJ, and I am not a fast recoverer. A good BJ can make my week, and that was all I was looking for here.

When I showed up, Anna met me in the parlor wearing a light blue set that accented her pretty green eyes and made me re-think my plans to have only oral sex with her. It was one of those outfits that you just want to tear off and take her right then and there. Her lips had my attention the most though. They had a smattering of light red lipstick on them but nothing over the top as far as gloss. Too often I see a girl just coat her lips in gloss and it really does a disservice to the lips which are sexy in their own right. I was happy to see that Anna does make-up in moderation.

Well, we sat at the bar for a while getting to know each other. Anna seems very smart and she is very, very nice. I wasn't nervous at all but I can see how she would be a very calming influence on someone who was. After we finished our drinks Anna took me on the tour that ended with us in her bedroom, which is a great environment for romantic interludes of all sort. You feel like you are actually going back to her place.

We quickly came to an agreement on price and went back out to the office to get our goodies. Anna took me by the hand and led me back to her room, and I enjoyed watching her beautiful ass bob up and down in front of me. We got to her room and she closed the door behind us and put her arms around me. I stared into her eyes and she gave my mind a BJ before she ever got my clothes off.

Once my clothes did come off, I knew that this was the real deal. I have had some great head in my years, but I can honestly say that Anna stands out from the rest. She obviously loves to perform for a guy because she savors you and continues to pull you in closer until there is no where else to go. I can usually last 15 or 20 minutes but I was lucky to make it to 10 this time. She uses her hands to great effect and makes eye contact and kisses and caresses and worships your manhood. There is no other word for it than worships.

When I finished, I just about fell on the floor. Like I said, I don't recover quickly usually. I stayed hard though, which really surprised me. Anna was pleased by this and said it was her turn. Even though we had negotiated for only oral sex for me, she sat me down on the bed and mounted me. I enjoyed feeling her drip down onto me and clamp down as she rode me. It ended up being the first time I have had 2 orgasms in an hour since I was about 21 years old. Anna got hers too, just as she said she would. She even had time to go down on me again.

When we were done, we got in the shower and fondled each other some more. We were both spent and very happy with what had happened in the bedroom. I came to the Bunny ranch expecting good head and I got great head plus much more that I did not bargain for.

I will be back and sooner rather than later. There are about 39 other things on Anna's menu that I want to try because if they are as good as "Blow Privilege" then they are not to be missed. You do get the feeling that they are all a privilege to her.

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Sex Fiend
Post subject: Anna Suvari the teacher, my wife and me as students!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:26 pm

We saw Anna in November and it was the best time of our lives, so we made plans to go back in March, and this time we wanted Anna to help us live out a little fantasy of ours, where we were the students and she was the teacher and it was detention. FS and I were both naughty students in high school and this was a chance for us to do something we always wanted to do but never got the chance. We had a teacher who looked alot like Anna, she was young and fresh out of college..

I will just say that Anna earned the apple we gave her and she was way tastier and juicier than it was!!!! She wore that business suit that she has on in her second profile picture, my favorite part was hiking up that skirt and watching my wife pull her panties aside so I could see everything. My wife eats pussy so good that I almost wish that I was lesbian. Anna then led us to the bed and proceeded to lower herself on me while my wife straddled my face and I have never seen her that wet, ever. She came five or six times before all was said and done.

Once again we give Anna an A+++++++++++++ and we are already talking about coming back in the summer and maybe doing outdate in Tahoe.

I am not sure what else to say that others have not said. Anna is just the perfect lover for a guy like me and a woman like my wife. We both have really high sex drives and we love to watch each other be pleased. It has made our sex lives go through the roof at home. My wife even role plays as Anna some times!!!!!!

So I will leave it at that and say make your appointment with Anna and see why we keep going back. She is ideal for any one and you are guaranteed to be happy with your choice.

Thanks Anna.

SF & FS

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Chris59490
Post subject: ANNA MADE A DREAM COME TRUE
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:17 pm

I arrived in Reno in the afternoon and gave the Bunny Ranch a call. They sent a Limo to pick me up and to make the 30 min trip to see Anna. As I rode in the back, many things crossed my mind. I couldnt believe that I was about to visit the Bunny Ranch. I had dreamed of visiting for years. Anna and I had exchanged messages to each other for a couple months and I was about to meet this Angel I had dreamed about. When the driver dropped me off, it was like a brick hit me....I was here! Just inside the door I was greeted and was shown to the bar area, while they went and told Anna I was here. It was just a moment until a hand slid onto my shoulder and I turned to see Anna and she gave me a huge hug. She looked Awesome! More beautiful in person and she had a wonderful smile. My heart began to race......... A few minutes later Anna took me by the hand and led me on a tour of the ranch, where we finished in her room to discuss the options and decisions to make. To say the least....I was very, very, nervous! I had never done anything like this before. She was so calming and never rushed our conversation. She let me ramble and stuttuer and helped me decide on what options I wanted to go with. What decisions were made and what took place behind the door will remain private to Anna and myself. I must say that it was such an AWESOME EXPERIENCE that it's still like a dream to me!!!! After our "party", both Anna and I headed out front where we both sat in the parlor and visited for awhile(never rushed) until the Limo came back to pick me up. During our visiting...Dennis happened to walk through and was so nice to stop and shake hands and pose for a photo. Anna and I talked for a little longer and then it was time for me to go. I didnt want to leave, but I will always have that experience to remember and a desire to return to the Bunny Ranch again! Thank you Anna for making a small town guys dream come true and walking him through and unbelievable evening with you. You are an amazing woman and I only hope that your life is blessed with health and happiness!
Chris

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HHH
Post subject: Anna Suvari is incredible
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:15 pm

I am female, mid-twenties who wanted to experiment with another woman. I had the opportunity to visit Reno and took some time to visit the Bunny Ranch. I had done some research and Anna Suvari seemed to be the best choice for what I was looking for – in addition, I was mesmerized by her. Anna made my fantasies come true and much more.

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el_gordo
Post subject: ***, ***, Anna Suvari
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:52 pm

So why does one come to the Bunny Ranch?

There’s an obvious answer to that question. But if that’s all I was looking for I could find companionship in a manner that doesn’t potentially result in calls from USAA’s fraud protection people concerning ‘large transactions posted to your account’. Another answer would be curiosity; I can’t deny that one, either. When you’ve never seen first hand one of the world’s oldest professions because one of the world’s newest countries has made it largely illegal… curiosity is understandable. But I think the seed of what made me choose the Ranches specifically was planted by a glimpse of HBO’s Cathouse at a questionable age many, many moons ago. Fast-forward to about ten years later when I was planning a move out west for work; I was intending to take the long way, and atop my list was a revisiting of the parks in northern Arizona and southern Utah, followed by some Vegas shows… and that was when the kernel sprouted. I recalled ‘that brothel show’ and figured I wouldn’t be too far from where it’d taken place. Since no good thought stands alone, this was coupled with the recollection that I was on my own on this trip, left completely to my own devices. The latter, unfortunately for many, is one of those profound moments that tend to make Darwin proud but, fortunately for me, I… umm… decided to choose the sexual selection over something leading to natural selection. At any rate, I figured everybody and everything has a website, I found what I was looking for, and suffice it to say I was impressed by what I saw of Dennis Hof’s business and the amount of following and favorable review it received. If an enterprise is thriving after fifty-five years, you tend to feel compelled to try the wares, to see what it is all about. Although, I suppose in this case it wouldn’t take massive prodding. Unless that’s what you’re into. ...

Miss Anna Suvari followed on my third and final evening in the area. I came in, she came out, and we got acquainted at the bar talking of this and that. I was first struck by her natural ease. I was talking with this scantily clad woman whom I had just met in the same manner I would speak to a far less eye-popping friend I hadn’t seen in a good while. She made it known that her end-game was to work for a nonprofit she had in mind and it was fitting that she, too, had such socially-oriented ambitions. Anyhow, we gradually moved over to her accommodations and it was off to the races... She’s very clean. It all started with a massage. Well, I’ve had a massage a couple other times in my life and suffice it to say that this one went places in which the first few were apparently a bit delinquent. She’s got talent every which way, including a manner of sending a complement at just the right moment to keep your mood sailing, and this look that she gives you – it’s at once shy yet aggressive, coy yet open, a bit randy, and full of intention. It’s sufficient to get your blood going, especially to all the necessary extremities.

I had already seen why she is such a goddess in Nevada, but the real testament to her reputed customer service came afterward. We stopped by the bar before I left, and conversation quickly turned to Washington since, as mentioned, I was and am in the process of moving, incidently to Seattle. I suppose she knows the area ‘well enough’. We poured over things to do for what had to be over an hour, and she even got out her laptop to pull up Google for better explanation. If anything, it was a bit of a tease because I’ll need way more time than I’ll ever have to see and do all that she pointed out. She mentioned her really early flight the next morning yet she was more than willing to give me a thorough virtual tour of the area and it wasn’t until I was leaving that I realized that it was after midnight. I would have cut things far shorter had I paid any heed to the clock and I’m sure she knew but she still didn’t seem to curtail her review. Even though we were long since finished with business and I was rapidly encroaching on her precious remaining personal time that night, she seemed to pay no mind. That right there, that is a mark of the commitment she makes to everyone she touches. ...

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2toTango
Post subject: Miss Anna Suvari.... The Best Decision We Ever Made!!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:31 pm

First, let me say how thoughtful and welcoming all of the bunnies and managers are at the Bunny Ranch. My husband and I feel at home with you, and are indebted for your generosity.

Now to the reason we come to the ranch, and the reason we are now members of this Website. You know her as the seductive green eyed girl who was voted two time Courtesan of the Year, Bunny of the Year, Best Working Girl, Best Looking Woman, best this, best that. We know her as one of our Best Friends and the Best Decision We Ever Made.

Please understand, all of those titles in her name are deserved. When we picked her from a line-up almost a year ago, it was because she is our type.... big natural breasts, curves where we like them, long legs, dazzling smile, flowing locks of golden hair, all real from the top to the bottom. So the physical attraction was not in doubt.

It was after she took our hands and spent some time with us that we we were struck by how kind and open armed and open minded she is. Her heart is full, she is altruistic by nature, and her passions outside of the Bunny Ranch reflect that. She became “real” for us, not just a fantasy, and that meant so much. We really didn’t want to get there and get the hard sell by someone who viewed us as a source of income. We wanted a glimpse of what is behind the curtain, and with Anna there is no curtain. There just isn’t one. At one point while Anna was talking to us, she had our drinks refreshed, and my husband and I made eye contact and I mouthed the word “Wowwwww.” He nodded and mouthed back “I knowwww!”

You have surely read many other reviews about Anna and they all are emblematic of our experiences with her in some way or another. What I would advise anyone to approach her like a true human being would approach another true human being. Don’t get caught up in the fantasy of it all. Strive for more, because she will give you more, and more, and more, and more. She is not Anna Suvari Superstar to us, and never was. She is, and always will be, Anna. We did not ask her to be. She just was.

As you probably have figured out, we have come back to see Anna twice since our initial visit with her. Each time has felt like both the first time and the 100th time. If that doesn’t make sense to you, it can be concluded that you have not met her.

Okay, this is a sex site at its core, and you want to know what she’s like behind closed doors. How can I put this. Anna is a sex storm whose thunder is matched only by her lightning. You want me to be more specific, right? This is all I am going to give you.... I used to have a hard time reaching orgasm even by myself...... Now.. there is no off switch. Cunnilingus should be renamed Annalingus. She should patent it and make millions. I do not let my husband go to work without performing it on me first. I want my taste on his lips when he comes home. Three years ago we were one of those couples that has sex three times a year, and now.. it is at least once a day. Last Saturday we went at it five times..... in three different rooms!!!!! There is no way that that ever happens if we don’t work up the nerve to walk into the Bunny Ranch and meet Anna last March.

We feel like Anna has breathed life back into our marriage. We owe her far more than we could ever pay.

Sincerely--

Cynthia and Alan

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ursahug
Post subject: Afternoon Delight with Anna Suvari
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:48 pm

(With full credit to the Starland Vocal Band)

I had been corresponding with Anna for a couple of weeks and after visiting the ranch we agreed on an afternoon party capped with an early dinner at Duke’s. I arrived early and waited at the bar. I brought along a bunch of roses hoping to make some friends for possible future visits. (Yes. I do believe in bribery within limits.) I believe I was successful.

At the appointed time Anna arrived, dressed quite seductively, and brightened the parlor with her radiant smile. We completed the necessary paperwork and proceeded to her room. King size bed, fireplace, love seat, soft music, and a wide screen TV, everything one could ask for in a hideaway for some sexual adventures.

Anna skillfully removed my clothing while I blundered through one bra snap. Thankfully she had little clothing to be removed. Unwrapping completed I had to stop for a couple of minutes to admire this lady in her birthday suit. Talk about taking your breath away!!! She’s all woman and nothing but woman! (Trivia question: Who said “He’s all Navy and nothing but Navy” and in what movie.)

Anna led me to the shower and carefully washed me front and back. Now it is my turn to wash Anna front and back, a task I willingly accepted. A few carefully placed kisses and touches during this and I begin to learn Anna can be very vocal.

I now discover the hot tub is outside and it is 40 degrees. Anna locates a couple of very short pink robes and we proceed to the hot tub. (Note to Dennis: I don’t mind the pink robe, but it was just a bit short, two feet longer would be about right) Fortunately we made it to the hot tub without any screams of terror or fits of laughter along the way. Yes, these ladies know how to control their laughter when needed. I am sure there were a few private giggles after we passed. I may now qualify as a flasher or streaker.

Cuddling in the hot tub is one of my weak spots. Anna quickly discovered this and took full advantage. Hot tubs are great. However outside at 40 degrees limits some things one might do and takes the fun out of others. Properly “relaxed” we exited the hot tub and proceeded back to Anna’s room. Again we successfully navigated the halls without scaring the natives too much.

Relaxed did not last long. I begin to seek the hot spots that are so much fun to explore. I am soon rewarded by soft moans. Pressing on the moans quickly build to screams as I am caught in the grip of Anna’s pleasure. Trapped by grasping arms and legs, I wait for this ride to end. I could not have escaped if I had tried. And it was a noisy ride. I suspect it was heard several rooms down the hall. (Another note to Dennis: Don’t let Anna party in any of rooms close to the bar.)

Soon I am free, but only long enough for Anna to throw me on my back and demonstrate her oral tricks. Wow. What I have heard is true. This lady knows what she is doing. My heart rate and respiration quickly rise a few points.

Having successfully moved most of my blood to the little head, she concludes it is time to move on. She climbs on, trapping me between her fabulous thighs. Slowly she settles her hot velvet sheath around me and begins to rock her hips. My heart rate and respiration rise a few points higher. Soon we break apart.

By some miracle I still have enough blood left in the big head to stand, move Anna to the side of the bed, and position a couple of pillows to get things aligned. Moving between her thighs, I am again trapped by those long spectacular legs, not that I wanted to go anywhere. I join Anna in a duet of sexual tension as the volume again begins to rise.

Trying to delay the inevitable is futile. Caught in Anna’s hot grip, her moans of pleasure filling my ears, my eyes feasting on her fantastic body, I soon surrender to her charms.

Drained and a lot weak in the knees we part, as I slowly begin to regain my senses, I begin to understand why this lady is so honored. She is a perceptive partner, adept at finding her partner’s hot buttons and then skillfully manipulating them. She has manipulated mine in wondrous ways.

By now it was time for dinner. We quickly dressed and proceeded to the waiting limo. A brief ride delivered us to Duke’s. We were quickly seated in a cozy booth and begin to enjoy a fine meal.

I was now able to get to know Anna on a different level. Meeting at the ranch is great. But trying to carry on an intelligent conversation with someone as beautiful as Anna dressed in ranch attire is, shall we say a bit distracting. Add to that all the provocatively dressed ladies running in and out and I have trouble keeping enough blood in the brain. Most of it simply shuts down, leaving me speechless with my tongue cleaning the floor.

Anna is a bright lady and is comfortable no matter where the conversation should wander. Soon it is time to return to the ranch. We walk arms around each other to the waiting limo for a short ride back to the ranch.

Back in Anna’s room, she changes into her ranch attire. Thoughts of a quickie are upon us but time does not allow. A short walk back to the bar, a big good by hug, and Anna returns to her room. (Are the halls narrow to force us to walk single file. While I would prefer to walk arms around each other, walking behind Anna is good second choice.)

I have read much about her physical skills in the bedroom, which I can now say are masterful, but less of her mental skills. Sex with this lady is as much of a mental pleasure as it is physical. I have always believed the mind is most important sex organ and most powerful erogenous zone. Anna has only strengthened this belief. I leave both physically and mentally sated.

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rolliefingaz
Post subject: Anna Suvari is wonderful!
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:03 pm

I recently had the distinct pleasure of spending time with Anna Suvari. There are not enough words in the English language to adequately sing the praises of Anna. She possesses a personality that is everything that someone could hope for. The simplest way to put it is she is genuine, intelligent, interesting and just fun to be around. Anna’s beauty is also already legendary and well documented, but it is something that should be seen firsthand. Whether it is her magnificent smile or her enchanting gaze, she personifies beauty.

As much as I hate to say it, this was my first time. Needless to say, I was somewhat nervous and Anna took the time to allow me to calm down. I won’t divulge the events of the evening, but ‘twas a magical experience for me. There is no one that I would have rather had my first time with. I will cherish and remember that night for the rest of my life. I hope that I am able to consider Anna a friend for the foreseeable future. I’m already smitten and I will keep coming back to see her. I’m already beginning my preparations to return. Anna is simply awesome and I would recommend seeing her to anyone.

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Seannie
Post subject: What superlatives can't describle : Anna Suvari
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:30 am

Well, I recently had the honor of having an afternoon with the Courtesan of the Year 2009, Ms Anna Suvari.

It was really an amazing afternoon. In fact, amazing doesn't cut it, the whole English language vocabulary doesn't have a word to describe how magical it was (or maybe my command of the language is just pathetic, but I'm pretty sure it's the former). I will not go deep into description of what we had out of respect to her, and the fact that I'm a selfish bastard wanting to keep all the memories with me!! =P

However what I will indulge is that Anna is really really gorgeous, but you all know that.

She is really really intelligent. You all know that. What you might not know is how well she presents her intelligence. She can talk and engage you with anything under the sun, but she's not obnoxious, she's not pushy. She listens (and I mean really listen) and engages you intelligently and humbly. Talk about a mindfuck in a good way, spurring you to do the same in a more physical manner, you've got it!

Something else you might know is how she really makes you the center of attention and goes all out, all the way. What you might not know, is how true it is. Believe me, take it from this extremely female-shy and boring as watching paint dry virgin non-virgin who is truthfully limited in areas down under. She made me relax and confident, she made me feel so special, she made my knees buckle and tired my body out. She made me cry, in the best way possible.

What you might know is how good and amazing (again, superlatives that do insufficient justice). What you might not know, is how much of a bang (think Big Bang) she helped me end my trip of the United States with some of the best memories I'll ever have with some fantasies indulged!

Anna was amazing. I just couldn't keep my hands and others parts off her, it is hard not to do that, you'll see if for yourself when you experience her. Thank you so much Anna for all the marvelous memories and graciously allowing my sweaty and clammy hands to caress you all over.

Lastly, what you might know is how amazingly satisfied I was with my encounter with her and how much I think the "Anna Experience" is truly something everyone has to experience once in their life. What you don't know, is that I am coming back for round two. Oh wait, you probably already guessed that.

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Sex Fiend
Post subject: Anna Suvari, my wife and me - eat your hearts out guys!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:18 pm

My wife had a review written up for our expereince with Anna and then it got zapped when our PC died, so rather than waiting until she can write a new one, I am writing it.

My wife and I visited Anna in November and we were ecstatic with everything, in fact it was better than either of us thought it would be. Anna is very deserving of being Bunny of the Year and two time Courtesan of the Year and Best Legal Working Girl and every other title she has earned. She is just a great lady, down to earth and very welcoming and friendly, she made us both at ease and helped us get over our nerves quickly. Inside the bedroom Anna is a sex queen. She made my wife cum half a dozen times and my wife still asks me to talk about Anna in her ear while we are intimate, it just gets her so hot!!

Anna took very good care of me also, the look of her kissing my wife while she rode me is a memory I will never forget. It is true that Anna can make you get off just by using her vaginal muscles which is a pretty badass feeling if you have never felt it. Also, Anna's oral abilities should be trademarked, they are that good. She is the total package, like every one else says, beauty brains and a perfectionist in bed.

We found Anna's rates to be very fair and we are coming back in March to see her again, and this time we are going to try some role play activities, we want Anna to be our teacher while we play the students in detention. That will be fun for sure.

Anna's body is curvy and real and perfect, we first noticed her because of her real breasts and then her personality sold us. She made sure we were fed also, which was a nice touch that we did not expect. The only thing we were hungry for when we left was more of Anna's sweetness.

Another nice perk is that Annas suite is probably the nicest one at the ranch, it was not why we picked her but it was a great surprise and it helped not to feel cramped. It was bigger and nicer than our master bedroom at home with better features.

Our only regret is that because of the time of year we could not enjoy the new pool. After March we are planning another visit during the summer when we can take advantage of it.

Overall, if you are looking for the perfect girl, Anna is it. There is no other way to put it. She has it all. We give her an A+++++++++++ and we will see how she grades us in March. :mrgreen:

Don't miss out on Anna. Who knows how much longer she will be a bunny, she has big things planned.

Thanks Anna.

SF & FS

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anna fan
Post subject: First time with Anna Suvari review
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:16 am

it was first trip to the bunnyranch so i made sure to set up a appointment to see miss anna. I admit i was scared being a virgin walking through those doors at the bunnyranch but all my fear melted away when i saw anna she was much more beatiful then any photo can capture and as i walked up to meet her she turned and said hi in the sweetest voice i ever heard and i knew i made the right decision to see her. Its hard for me to describe what already has been said so ill keep it brief all i can say is she is an angle so sweet and tender to heart and soft and caring one that will make you feel that your on cloud nine if only for a short time. I wont describe the details of the party just to keep it private between her and me all i know is my virgin fear melted that day and i walked out a different man.

thank you very much anna you will always be my favorite.

cant wait until i can see you again.

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klt
Post subject: A night in heaven....Anna, me, and my man!
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:28 pm

After 10 years since my last bisexual experience, I decided to explore this side of my sexuality again. After looking through many pictures on the website and reading the wonderful reviews about Anna, I chose her as the way for my husband and I to do this.

If there ever was or is something like truth in advertising, Anna is the embodiment of it. Every review, picture and piece of info about her, her skills and her personality were a perfect match. After riding with my husband to pick Anna up at the ranch for our "out-date" (highly suggested by me...FYI), we had a nice dinner and then went back to our suite for the evening. At first I was probably more than a little nervous. Anna was very keen at picking this up, and was a master at putting me at ease while keeping the focus on me and my desires.

In what seemed like an effortless instant we went from couch to bed, to carrassing and then...well you get the picture. To say it was an amazing evening for me would not do it justice. She reawakened feelings, desires and pleasures I have not felt in a long time (not that my husband is "shabby", but beautiful women like Anna turn on another switch!).

A large part of Anna's charm is not only her beauty, but her ability to carry on great conversation. This, combined with her class and soft sophistication help set a wonderful ambiance for any encounter. If you ever have a thought or desire to have a wonderful night involving your significant other for a threesome or an incredible night on your own, Anna wins hands down.



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(anonymous)
Post subject: Anna Suvari
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:10 pm

Today I had the pleasure of spending an awsome time with Anna. This was my second time at the Ranch and by far the best. All the reviews I read on Anna were no joke or short of the truth.

I was very nervous when I got there but she settled my nerves with her great smile and a hug. She was very nice and understanding when we talked. Her personality and conversation skills were great. Her prices were very competative and easliy workable. The sex was great and she new how to move and do everything I liked.

Over all my expierance with Anna was amazing and when I can return with my wife she will be the first we call.

Thank you Anna for a great expierance, it was awsome.

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just1nj
Post subject: A snowy afternoon with Anna Suvari!!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:16 pm

Its very hard to write much anything hasn't been said on the subject, but here goes....

Its been a week since my fourth party with last Friday with Anna Suvari... I still remember every second as vividly in my mind as if it had been today!

In the past year I have had the honor and privilege to get know Anna...

After my first party with Anna last March I said that experience changed my life. At the time I thought it was an immediate thing, but I have come to learn its more of a evolving process. I have learned so much about myself and about life. I think everything does happen for a reason, it might be fate, it might just mere chance governed by some law of averages, or maybe its karma, that part does not matter. What matters is the friends we make and the lives we touch, leaving this world a better place than we found it, something Anna embodies with everything she does!

Thank you Anna for an amazing afternoon


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Clitedius Maximus
Post subject: Isabella Soprano's potential is realized - Miss Anna Suvari
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:26 pm

I have been watching Cathouse since its inception, and a lurker on this message board for about a year.

If you’re like me, when you started watching Cathouse you were immediately taken in by a curvy, friendly, girl-next-door-type named Isabella Soprano. I saw on another thread here that she was voted the most popular bunny of all time, by a wide margin. I read elsewhere on the message board that she is long gone from both the Bunny Ranch and the adult industry, which is a shame. I am sure she would still be very popular today were she at the ranch.

Well, my opportunity to visit the ranch came this month, and without Isabella in the line-up I wasn’t sure who I was going to pick. I told myself that I would take my time and talk to a few different ladies, get a vibe, see what happened. So that’s what I did. I buzzed in, had a line-up, and was completely overwhelmed and out of my league. I excused myself and went to the bar, where I was approached by a brunette whose name escapes me (sorry, like I said I was overwhelmed). We chit-chatted for a bit, then another woman sidled up next to me, and she seemed very nice, but wasn’t really my type (no offense). I was beginning to think that I wasn’t going to find what I was looking for physically, and it’s not because the women weren’t great looking. They were. I just have a certain taste. I wanted Isabella.

Between my expectations and my nerves I briefly contemplated leaving, but I decided to stick it out a little while longer. I came a long way to be there, so I might as well give it a chance.

Well, I was on my second drink when a long-legged curvy blonde emerged from the hallway and smiled warmly at me. From following the message board, I immediately recognized her as Anna Suvari. I smiled back sheepishly, and my reaction surprised me. That’s the girl I want to talk to, I thought to myself. I asked the woman sitting next to me if she would introduce me to her.

“Hey, Anna!” the woman said, motioning to Miss Suvari. “This is (my name). He would like to talk to you, if you have a minute.” Meanwhile, I was thinking to myself, I hope I have more than a minute! Anna made her way over to me, reached out, and took my hand in hers. “Hi there,” she said. “I’m Anna Suvari.” For lack of ability to say anything else, I dumbly said, “I know.” I was completely smitten, and even more overwhelmed than I was to begin with.

The reviews section of the message board is a virtual smorgasbord of Anna Suvari raves. Her greatest hits thread alone took me almost three hours to get through, but it was worth the time and effort. Today I see much of what I experienced in those reviews, and they helped me assemble my thoughts about what to include in mine.

So here are the things I will not cover in my review, since you probably have read about them 150 times:

1) Anna’s Viagra-like sexual prowess
2) Anna’s explosive orgasmic contractions
3) Anna’s mind-blowing oral capabilities
4) Anna’s 100% natural, supple breasts
5) Anna’s Unlimited Climax policy
6) Anna’s Unlimited Activity policy
7) Anna’s exclusive discounts (I qualified for one)
8) Anna’s excellent rates
9) Anna’s willingness to go overtime
10) Anna’s no-limits philosophy
11) Anna’s unmatched résumé – Courtesan of the Year two consecutive years, Best Legal Working Girl, Best Looking Woman, Best Public Figure to Fantasize About, Bunny of the Month multiple times
12) Anna’s well-rounded conversation skills
13) Anna’s sparkling, upbeat personality
14) Anna’s commitment to discretion
15) Anna’s no-pressure ways
16) Anna’s sharp wit
17) Anna’s intellect
18) Anna’s encouragement of fetish exploration
19) Anna’s massive heart
20) Anna’s patient ways
21) Anna’s doting ways
22) Anna’s delightful attitude
23) Anna’s friendly demeanor
24) Anna’s giving nature
25) Anna’s enthusiasm
26) Anna’s free spirit
27) Anna’s ability to lift and motivate
28) Anna’s warm embrace
29) Anna’s companionship
30) Anna’s soft skin
31) Anna’s long legs
32) Anna’s red lips
33) Anna’s pink lips :twisted:
34) Anna’s flowing blonde locks
35) Anna’s radiant smile
36) Anna’s perfect teeth
37) Anna’s kind, green eyes
38) Anna’s beautiful ass
39) Anna’s tight _____
40) Anna’s sweet _____
41) Anna’s womanly hips
42) Anna’s back (ah, the small of Anna’s back)
43) Anna’s front
44) Anna’s side
45) Anna’s other side
46) Anna’s beautiful feet and toes (watch her wiggle them for you)
47) Anna’s knowing hands
48) Anna’s sexy voice
49) Anna’s sexier moans
50) Anna’s grinds in cowgirl position
51) Anna’s taking charge in doggie style
52) Anna’s soft kiss in missionary position
53) Anna’s extensive collection of toys
54) Anna’s extensive collection of outfits and lingerie
55) Anna’s squirting (have a towel handy)
56) Anna’s squirming
57) Anna’s being vaccinated against HPV (peace of mind)
58) Anna’s legion of worshippers
59) Anna’s ability to play well with other ladies
60) Anna’s lack of tattoos and unconventional piercings
61) Anna’s commitment to timely communication
62) Anna’s legendary dirty talk
63) Anna’s quiet prominence
64) Anna’s extras
65) Anna’s intros
66) Anna’s ability to be dom or sub and convince you she is
67) Anna’s role play (ask her to play teacher for you)
68) Anna’s ambience (her room is the perfect setting)
69) Anna’s delicious cooking

I could go on and on.

If you’re like me, you thought Isabella embodied many of the above qualities, but not all of them. That takes an exceptional person, and it’s obvious why Anna has such a strong following. She is that person. To me, she is the realized potential of Isabella Soprano. Put her on Cathouse and watch HBO’s ratings skyrocket. (Sorry Anna, I know you won't do it but it had to be said).

Anna and I chatted in the parlor for what seemed like hours before we made our way to her room. She was very fair, and I got what I wanted both in terms of party type and amount of time. We walked back out to the cashier’s office, still bantering naturally. Then we made our way back to her room. She closed the door behind me, proceeded to disrobe me and kissed her way down my chest. I am sure you want to know what happened after that, but it will stay between Miss Suvari and me forevermore. To say it was incredible is to do the experience a considerable injustice.

What began as an uncertain adventure for me developed, thanks to Anna, into something I will recall the rest of my years as a life highlight. No matter what happens to me in the years I have remaining, I am certain that nothing will ever top my time with Anna. Well, maybe my next time with Anna, if I am lucky enough to come back.

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Skulls
Post subject: The Golden Angel of Desire (a.k.a. Anna Suvari)
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:51 pm

I recently had the honor and privilege of spending a wonderful Saturday evening with the enchanting Ms. Anna Suvari.

Back story:
My journey began many months ago. Anna and I started out by exchanging pm's back and forth. I was impressed by how quickly she responded to my messages with honesty and sincerity. It was not something I had expected. She answered all of my questions and there were a ton of them. She never pressured me to make an appointment with her. Again, something I did not expect, but was pleasantly surprised by. She simply provided me with information. I started spending more time on the message boards to get a better "feel" for her and make sure she was the one I wanted to see. I figured this was going to be a once in a lifetime experience so, I had better damn well get it "right". I went from being a lurker to a poster. I read through all of her glowing reviews and thought. . . seriously all of this could not possibly be true of her. It must be a clever ploy or something. I certainly had my doubts, but the combination of her pictures, intelligence, and humor were hard for me to discount or resist. I decided to take a chance and make an appointment with Anna. We traded more pm's until we found a time and date that worked for both of us, and our appointment was set- there was nothing left to do but await the passage of time. The days seemed to crawl by like years. We fast forward to a clear cold Saturday night in November. The stars shining brightly in the dark Nevada sky...

I had never been to a brothel, nor spent any time with a courtesan before. I had no idea what to expect. In fact, it had been a very long time since I had had the pleasure of a woman's company. To say that I was nervous is a gross understatement. Terrified is a much closer word to what I was feeling that night. I had never been this nervous before. I stopped three separate times on the Bunny Ranch Road and pondered turning around. I recalled reading on the Bunny Boards how the bunnies were hurt by people that did not keep their appointments. I decided that I had to be honorable and at least keep my appointment to meet Anna. I made it to the parking lot and drove through slowly without stopping. I circled back and found a parking spot. I had arrived early but not as soon as originally planned. I sat there staring at the front doors, wondering what I had gotten myself into. I let the minutes tick away to the point that if I did not go in I would be late. I took a deep breath, gathered what courage I could manage, and dismounted my trusty steed of steel. I had brought a few surprises for Anna and I hide them away before heading to the gate. I read the sign there perhaps three times, looked to the night sky for an answer, took another deep breath and pushed the button. Nothing happened for what seemed like forever. . . then suddenly the gate 'buzzed' and a nice blond lady opened the front door motioning me forward.

She inquired if I had an appointment. I replied in the affirmative that I was here to see Lady Suvari. She turned and informed the Bunnies in the parlor that it was a false alarm. She allowed me entrance and motioned for me to proceed to the bar, which I did. I moved through the parlor and received a few strange looks from those Bunnies that were seated there. It is fair to say that I am a little. . . different.

The young lady behind the bar took my drink order and produced it to me quickly and pleasantly. I sat down and took a small drink of it. Before I had time to take a second drink Anna was there by my side, in all of her radiant beauty. It was a good thing that I was already seated or I would have fallen down. She greeted me warmly and commented that she liked my attire. I looked her over and was enchanted by her green eyes. Anna's outfit was perfectly sexy, and even in my favorite color, though I had not informed her of that before hand. She ordered a drink and pulled a stool close to me before sitting down. We had a quick toast to the evening ahead. We sat chatting for a good while. Anna is very warm and engaging. Before I knew it most of my nervousness had vanished. Anna has an impeccable sense of timing and seemed to sense I was ready for a tour, which ended in her comfortable bedroom. We chatted awhile longer before getting down to business. Anna was fair and generous with her time. We quickly came to an agreement and proceeded to the booking office to make the proper arrangements. In no time at all we had returned to Anna's bedroom.

The magic that happened, in her bed, that night shall remain a secret between us. I will tell you this. . . Anna is absolutely amazing! She was able to put together a great sexual experience for me- even though I knew not what it was that I wanted. Anna even allowed me a good deal of overtime enjoyment. I do not like the "EVIL" speaker people and could have done without them- nothing personal mind you. We spent a few minutes chatting before it became clear that it was past time to freshen up.

We headed out to the bar and acquired refreshments. Anna and I headed for the parlor and found a comfortable spot near the fireplace. We had a fantastic in depth conversation that will last me a lifetime. Anna spent good amount of time with me just talking. It soon became time for us to part ways, which was of great sadness. I could have spent a year there just sitting, talking, and staring into those beautiful green eyes. She hugged me thrice before we parted. They were the warmest, and most comforting hugs I have ever received. We looked into each others eyes one last time and said our good nights.

On the down side, I was not able to meet Mr. Hof, and I would have liked to. My visit with Anna was not nearly long enough for my liking, but she made the most out of the time we did have.

Anna Suvari is the perfect companion and lover. She is a very beautiful woman and pictures cannot capture just how beautiful she is in person. What sets Anna apart from all of the other beautiful woman out there is her inner beauty, which is infinite. She is a great conversationalist. She is articulate, intelligent, witty, and cleaver. She has a great sense of humor. She is warm, compassionate, caring, kind, gentle, and humble. Anna has a good and golden heart. She has a depth of character that is very rare in this world. Anna is very down to earth. She is a sexual goddess with a great deal of passion, and energy. She is beyond sexy. She is very attentive to her lovers needs and desires. She will go to great lengths to make sure you are satisfied. When you are with her, Anna is solely focused on you. It is like you are the only two people in the universe and there is nothing else. Anna makes you feel very blessed and special when you are with her. She is very understanding and patient. Not to mention, Anna is a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with. She has an amazing body that feels incredible. Anna is truly a woman that you must experience to understand her "effect" words on a page will not do. She is everything that her lovers say about her and a Hell of a lot more. Anna is the definition of a Lady. She is your lover, confidant, therapist, instructor, healer, muse, and friend. Anna is your best wet dream, ultimate fantasy woman, and the greatest lover you could ever want. Anna is an Angel upon this Earth- with a wonderful naughty side.

The Anna "effect" on me: Simple- Anna has changed my life!

Before Anna:
I have been dead inside for longer than I can remember. I went through each day simply existing and waiting. I was once described as "the coldest person you will ever meet" and that was from someone who knew me my entire life. I was heartless.

After Anna:
After spending time with Anna, I feel as if I am on fire- my blood is boiling and my heart beats strong. For the first time in my life I feel fracking ALIVE! With great compassion and kindness Anna found the pieces of my shattered heart, put them back together, and healed them whole. I found a comfort in her arms that I have never known. With exceptional understanding Anna has taught me that I can love and be loved. She has aided me in discovering my true self. She has given me the strength to lift a massive weight from my shoulders. She has inspired me!

Going to spend time with Anna was the BEST decision that I have ever made. I had the greatest time with her. It was an evening that I will never forget and will always cherish. I cannot wait to see her again and I am already planning my next trip to see her. I plan on spending time with her as often as I can. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that Anna Suvari was the correct choice for me.

I absolutely and highly recommend her for whatever sexual adventure that you wish to experience! It will be well worth it!
That is my story, it is as honest as it gets folks. . . thank you for reading it.

****legal disclaimer**** results may very. :lol:

I KNOW ONLY ONE THING. . . If it were my last day on this planet and I had unlimited resources to go anywhere I wanted to, do anything that I could imagine, and be with any other person on this planet without exception. I would want to spend that time with Ms. Anna Suvari without a question or a shadow of doubt!

Now do yourself a favor, make an appointment, and go spend time with this extraordinary woman. Do it now without delay! I dare say that you will not regret it.

To you Lady Anna I will say only two words. . . THANK YOU! /blow a kiss

/bow
Skulls

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calvin harpoon
Post subject: Anna Suvari....A life changing experience
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:56 pm

Anna, what to say. As a man approaches a milestone birthday as I was, I needed to treat myself to something special and extraordinary. A "once in a lifetime experience" as it were. Yes, I've had plenty of pussy, most of it top drawer stuff, but never a "courtesan".

Anna, you were everything I hoped you'd be. You are a smokin' babe with a sweet frame and an awsome ride !!!!! You were so kind and gentle at first, helping to relieve my nervousness (NOTE: Boys, she took care of that !!!!) I like that cleanliness is such a priority for you. I like that you are kind, personable and absolutely a no pressure kind of girl. I felt like we had a "thing" going, it never felt like anything other than a genuine GF experience (without all the bullshit that comes with the real thing).

Anna, you know what my biggest problem is now? I need to see you again !!!!!! Fuck "once in a lifetime!!!" I need to experience that again, and again, and.....

Anna, thank you for the experience. Although our time together was fun and sexy, the lasting effect of the experience on me was even more so. Life isn't quite the same now. Somehow, it just got a little bit better because of you. I absolutely must have you again

Regards, Calvin Harpoon

PS - You are fantastic in bed. MUST HAVE MORE !!!!!