1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 5. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 7. Lord, lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 8. When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade and mix it with vodka. 9. Remember whereever there is a good looking, sweet, married man, there is some woman tired of his bullshit! 10. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. I want to hear from all of you. "WORDS MEN LIVE BY"
1. So many women. So little time. 2. Be nice to your wife, and maybe she'll let you visit the Bunnyranch. (See number 1).
WORDS MEN LIVE BY: 1. Never aspire to be Ken, he lost everything over a dirty divorce with Barbie, stay single, keep mingle.. 2. If the condom works buy them in every scent, if it doesn’t work you are in a shit hole man! 3. Take life with a pinch of suga…A wedge of 16 year old A. H. Hirsch Reserve and His Majesty’s Reserve. 4. Go on 4 day feasting, you are gonna need that load for Friday and weekend. 5. When life gets you down use Viagra. 6. I know world is too small that sometimes it is hard to not crush in to an old flint when you have a new gorgeous next to you. 7. Lord, lead me not in to monogamy, since it is like saying you’re never going to have any other ice cream flavor besides rocky road. 8. When life gives you lemons open a bottle of Jose Cuervo with two brunettes on side. 9. Remember where ever there is a hot looking, gorgeous, married woman, there are some lovers around tired to fuck her, get in line :twisted: 10. If it has big boobs attached to pair of long legs it means you are gonna get very tired. 11. Although she says she is 18, if she looks like one of your 9th grader daughter s friend that you took em for a camping trip when they were in5th grade, probably she is. Run! 12. Always compliment to your caring wife: Hun I loved finding you asleep when I came home last night, you were so defenseless when I made you cum so many times, don’t you remember?
Mine motto is always... "think good thoughts!" I have a great life. Thank you Dennis! Save a horse.... Ride a cowgirl!
Dennis, I love the "Words Girls Live By" especially about if it has testicles of tires, it's gonna mean trouble. But if it has testicles, he may be worth the trouble!! At least for a little while!!! Kisses and Caresses, Amberlynn Rose (A Wanna Be Bunny or Cowgirl) P.S. I am not sure how many wives would sign the permission slips for the husbands to visit the ranch. I like the idea of having the wives join their husbands when they cum to play and party! Woohoo!!!
Show me the dotted line! I would definitely sign for my fiance... I have tried to get him to go out there, but he's not sure. I know we would love it!
CRAP you two....just do what MY husband did...Marry a Bi-sexual! ITS ALL GOOD as long as I get alittle poontang too! LOL Steph
Three funny sayings I've heard in the past: I'm not a complete idiot. Some of the pieces are missing. You can talk to yourself. You can answer yourself. Just don't say "Huh". I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken about that.
If I sleep with a 30-year-old and an 18-year-old at the same time, does that make me 48 or 24, i.e. do I add them together or average them?
