About Me **UPDATED NEW PICS** Haley's pics, about me, and whatever else. Hugs.

I have a forever special for YOU! If you can show me a receipt (at the time of your booking and must be a minimum of a two hour booking) that shows that you have donated to any animal assistance program: I will thank you by giving you 10% off of our party together. Animals need heroes too. Be a hero.

I'm nice until you're not nice. Even then I'll be nice a little bit longer to see if you change your not nice to nice. If not, then we're going to have a problem with one another. Be nice.

My favorite movie is Powder.

Here are two of my absolute favorite movie scenes:





If I were any type of plant.. I'd be a saguaro and I'd be in the middle of the Sonoran Desert where nobody driving by or riding by on their bikes could see me. I'd just be there chill'en all day and talking to the moon all night. I'm in love with the Sonoran Desert.

If I see you help a homeless person.. just to help another human.. you have won major points with my heart.

I have a brain despite people thinking I'm dumb af about what they do.

I hate bright lighting and cameras for real life reasons.

I LOVE driving alone in the desert with the radio way up.

If aliens really exist, and if they ever try to abduct me.. I am voluntarily leaving this planet with them.


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I freaking love this meme! Fully sweater body suit for the win! Brrrrrr

 

Me as an English Bulldog puppy.....

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It's so adorable! Just like you...

 

I had a lot of fun and I’ve already seen you in all your glory so you were cracking me up trying to be modest.

 

Yeah but you saw me nekki with no cameras around..

 

Very true! I’m always happy to help whether it’s a party or a photo session.

 

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~ more about me ~

I once hid from everyone at the Minnesota State Fair as a young teen and stayed past closing. I cuddled up to sleep with the horses.

I have talents that I don't announce to the world. They're just for me to know until required / needed. Some of them calm me.

I don't like going to malls.

People with bad intentions confuse me beyond belief.

I would enjoy a grey and cloudy day on an isolated Oregon beach.

Not too into political or religious conversations.

I wish cell phones were never invented.

My dad was pissed at me one time and said to me, "You have more balls than any man I know." Damn right, I do. ..but I'm fairly chill until messed with too much. I take a lot of crap... until I don't. Then I get called a "bitch." Welp, don't keep messing with me then! lol So simple. Be kind.

...and I LOVE music (and dancing.) You'll find lots of music in my thread.

~ what can happen when one brave person stands up alone ~
~BE UNSTOPPABLE~

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Haley!! I miss my room neighbor! I LOVE those pics that have the appearance of a post card!

 

There's something sexy about a woman who's in comfy clothes, especially socks! Rocking it! XOXO

 

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She's such an amazing human and artist!