RANCH SPECIAL @StormyReignBR Two Blondes In a Brothel

❤️Two Blondes In a Brothel❤️
As a new member of The Bunny Ranch I needed some training before they threw me on the floor. They assigned me a big sister @MercyMoselle and let me tell you she has been such a good mentor and someone I will forever look up to. Along the way we’ve noticed that we say some pretty dumb shit to each other. We decided it would be a good way for all of you to get to know us! Yes we party together so this might be a taste of two blondes in a brothel. ​

 

The only thing better than having a littlesister, is having the honor of popping @StormyReign 's brothel cherry in the 69 bungalow We’re ❥a√αιℓαβℓ℮ for weekend, overnight, & outdate bookings @MadamSuzette & @DennisHof’s Moonlite @bunnyranch

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Shoutout & Welcome to our newest bunny babe & my little sister @StormyreignBR, she’ll be hopping around with me here at The World Famous @bunnyranch from 4pm - 4am for the next few days! Go say hello with a like, follow or retweet!

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@MercyMoselle & @StormyReign Duos ❥a√αιℓαβℓ℮ @BunnyRanch

Moonlite Bunny Ranch
69 Moonlight Rd.
Carson City, NV 89706
1 (775) 246-9901

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Please feel free to CC both @StormyReign and myself via email if you're looking to book a duo

Email: [email protected] | Twitter: @MercyMoselle
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BTW Lil Sis,

Clearly you say the DUM>B<EST shit.
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Stormy: Hey can you check what percent my phones at?

Mercy: Ummm yellow.

Story: Girl the percentage not the color!! ​

 

(#BLONDEMOMENT)

Stormy : I need another cup of ice but I don't wanna keep bugging the bartender...
Mercy: GIRL JUST GO, get used to it.
Stormy to the bartender (feeling the pressure & getting nervous) : Can I have a cup of wice?
Bartender: WHAT? We don't sell rice here...

Clearly what she meant was water & ice....

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This one really gets me...

Stormy : How do you spell ORGASM?
Me: M-A-J-O-R-F-A-C-E-P-A-L-M

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Okay hear me out, y’all thank I say some stupid shit just waitttt!!

As you all know Mercy has had one hell of an amazing transformation through her weight loss!! I mean look at her!! So she HARPS MY ASS when I eat bad shit ( I LOVE ME SOME ICE CREAM) and I don’t mean nicely she gives me that bitchy “ what the fuck are you eating” look. Anyway.

Stormy: I’m gunna go get something to eat I’m starving. ( I ate like 5 minutes ago)

Mercy: Yeah me too!!

Stormy: OMG you’re actually gunna eat something??

*Mercy walks into kitchen and makes her “protein” hot coco. Walks back over to me.

Stormy: What the fuck is that??

Mercy: Dinner.
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What did the blonde girl say when the doctor told her she was gonna have triplets??

" I'm gonna find all three of those guys "

 

If you can't get enough of us, then maybe it's time to consider Two Blondes In The Bedroom!
Follow our Duo Thread : https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?threads/mercysworld-duos-w-stormyreignsbr.62928/

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So we’re taking some pics for the forum and this happened....

@MercyMoselle : Take a pic like this of me on the bed!
Stormy: *Takes pic*
@MercyMoselle : “ You know I that would be a good picture without the BED!”
Stormy: Well you aren't on no magic carpet...

She tells me this after telling me to take a pic of her on the bed...​

 

Book these gorgeous girls together today

 

As I recall - your response was something along the lines of : WELL WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON - A MAGIC CARPET???​

 

BUT I kinda lover her though,
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Me: You need to take better care of yourself. What did you eat yesterday?
@StormyReign : blah,blah,blah (aka items I didn't approve of), and then for dinner I had Blue Chicken Core Due
Me: *Dies laughing*
@StormyReign : WHAT?
Me: You mean, CHICKEN CORDON BLEU?

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We have something special to reveal this evening! Stay tuned...

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So -

I forgot to mention this, but my airhead little sister during her first line-up decided to introduce herself as "Hi, I'm RAINY Storm"

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I miss us </3 Why do you have to be so lame and go to bed so early...

 

OK, I hope you guys are ready for this.. Stormy has truly out-done herself this time...​

 

Stormy: sends screenshot of email for big sister to review & assist
Me: reads email like um, ok, and? The guy wants to treat his wife to some titties, he's requesting to set up an apt on a specific date (GO HIM! FOR PREBOOKING!) I don't get why you're confused..
Stormy: .. he wants to play 12/12?..
Me: It's a date? December 12th????????????????
Stormy: ohhhhhhhhh. I'm Stupid.

Just BTW - you might wanna spell out the date that you're looking to set your appointment before otherwise it may be just a tad bit challenging for the blondest blond in the room...

@StormyReign love you tho ​

 

I’m so happy you’re enjoying your time here so far! <3