I saw an infomercial at the gym, so since I was working out I may be off on some details. The product looked like one of those neck collars you see on passengers on airplanes, but it vibrates to massage the neck. All good so far. The infomercial goes off the rails, though, when its presenter is an Asian gentleman with the last name of Ho. That's right, a piece of equipment with embedded vibrators is being demonstrated by, God help me - Dr. Ho. So he's talking with people who're paid to agree with him when this man, who's a professional Ho, says: "Tell me how it feels when I stimulate you" (I gotta tell you, I wiped down my equipment twice - once when I was done with it, and once because of the commercial.)
