Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by Dennis Hof, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

    He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

    The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

    The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to."

    A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old
    fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old
    man's feet.
    The old prospector was hopping a round and everybody was laughing.

    When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he spun it around, blew into
    the barrel then holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

    The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

    The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?"
    The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."

    The lessons from this story are:

    1. Don't waste ammunition.

    2. Don't mess with old guys.
  2. Now thats a great one Dennis

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  3. Thats why " OLD GUYS RULE "

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    That is also why, we SHOULD, always get the hottest chicks. :)
  5. Dennis,

    I always ask my 3 sons,

    "You don't think Old Guys get old by accident do You?"

    "Always have a Plan!"
  6. a very good one. i could visualize it too.
  7. Amen to that, Dennis!
  8. Way to make my night, Daddy D!

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