We are seriously missing a table over here at Sagebrush Ranch. I don't know who would take a table out of a brothel as a souvenir or did it get moved to a different room? Can you help us solve this mystery? Ha ha not kidding though. Here's some pictures to jog your memories... 20181113_230243 by DesertRose posted Nov 13, 2018 at 10:04 PM The table looks like this picture above. 20181113_230256 by DesertRose posted Nov 13, 2018 at 10:06 PM Where for art thou table?
Who would steal a table? and also if for some reason you want to steal a table how would you get it out of the brothel without either the girls, the staff, the security cameras, SOMEBODY seeing you? It's not a ring, you can't stash it in your pocket and walk out it's a table somebody is going to notice.
That was me. Since I can't afford to see you ladies yet, I drove down there and stole a table when no one was looking for a souvenir!
Hmmmmm, lemme get on my investigative hat. Ahhh, yes, someone that could camouflage it, and push it out that there window in close vicinity Someone that dresses up with many costumes, recently had been there, and just flew home I've got it, @Jessie Summers Plenty of outfits, maybe bought an extra plane ticket, and just had to have it 'cause a party may have occurred on said table
I'm loving all the creative answers you all are coming up with. Making me laugh all day. If I ever figure it out. I promise I'll let you all know.
Is this going to trial? LOL I'm innocent I say, innocent! Pay no attention to the splinters in my ass, they are coincedence!
Hmmmmmm, has the table been seen since it was "used" for the party by the DJ, moved back to its location, if not, probably was moved to a location where it's either hidden, or not being noticed because it kinda blends into stuff? LOL, I know I'm digging, hard to help search from this far away
I'm starting to wonder if the table is not missing, I'm thinking maybe @DesertRose knows EXACTLY where it is, because she is hiding it. I mean if there was ANYBODY that could sneak a table out of that brothel it would be working girl. Desert Rose is a working girl, she knows every inch of that brothel, every door to every room if anybody can get a table out of there without being seen it's her. But why? Why would she hide a table? and does she have an accomplice? So many questions
20181114_160419 by DesertRose posted Nov 14, 2018 at 3:08 PM Nope it wasn't me. However it is found and I'll show you all where...
20181114_161151 by DesertRose posted Nov 14, 2018 at 5:17 PM Proof that it's found still in Sagebrush Ranch.
Unless somebody made a copy of the original table, gave that copy to Phil and took the original at home, where he's probably selling it on EBay as an original brothel table with fingernail scratches and butt and knee imprints from wild parties! - for big cash!
Naw' Jessie you don't have to like that. It's a load of crap I made up to be argumentative and contrary. I'm old and can do that!
I do think we should bring in a "crack" team to take butt molds and match them up with known table partiers!
Note to self - add to fucket list. Have sex on brothel table - steal table for souvineer - frame brothel tech staff!
Hey @RunningSquirrel it is not the size of a squirrel, it is how fast he runs, eats, scrambles and climbs!
Apparently this will attract @RunningSquirrel back to you ladies! Use at your own risk LOL How do you catch a squirrel for the holidays? Climb a tree and act like nutmeg.
This was such a cute little adventure for Detective @DesertRose! I wonder if she will be on another case any time soon...
