Funny Jokes

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 black and 2 Mexican guys arrive.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"Who, the black and Mexican guys?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."

 

Hhahahahaha. That's a good one! I needed to laugh today.

 

I love it Daddy D.

 

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

 

This is the craziest joke omg

 

Q: What do you call an expensive circumcision?

A: A rip-off.

 

That's a hilarious joke that Dennis posted!

 

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

 

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling well.

 

RighteousDan8, please keep them coming!! I love to start my day with a good belly laugh

 

The man walks into the lawyer's office and asks: " How much do you charge?"

The lawyer responds: "I charge $1,000 to answer three questions."

" That's expensive, isn't it?"

" Yes. What's your third question?"

 

What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?

Clean Jokes

 

RighteousDan8 I love the joke about the lawyer. I almost went to law school

 

RighteousDan8 you gotta have the dirty jokes first before you can jump in the shower for the clean jokes

 

John N Ga that's cute. Lubricant is so understated

 

GreggSar ouch, that's funny but woah, it makes my knees come together in empathy