Full Title: Worshipping at the Corinthian Temple: A weekend with Cheyenne Capri; Kimberly Love; Rich; Love Ranch Author’s Note: While this may seem lengthy, I have tried to keep it consistent with one ‘Changeling’ (yes, I made you into a unit of measurement) The full title of this story/report is taken from the words of another board member that pointed out a certain ritual that took place in the Corinthian Temple to the goddess Aphrodite. At that time, I had vowed to so term all subsequent trips… Prelude: Date Finite Cheyenne Capri… I had first met her during my initial trip to Moonlite over a year ago. We hadn’t interacted much then. It wasn’t until my second trip during the holidays that we got to talk and hang out. I felt an immediate connection. For a reason that escapes me, we never partied then. When a very short while later an unexpected opportunity for freedom presented itself, I took it without hesitation and booked an appointment with Cheyenne. Cheyenne Capri is breathtakingly gorgeous, incredibly witty, brutally honest, extremely caring, exceptionally cool, strikingly intelligent, and often shares my sense of humor in a manner that is surprising to me because that it is so preciously rare in my life. She has a smile that disarms, dumbfounds, and fades away my earthly fears and inhibitions. Together, we were at ease in a separate world outside of time. Still, even eternity was not enough because that weekend was over and things went by too fast. I had stated in my 600th post that I hoped to be able to make it out to The Love Ranch. That day in May when Cheyenne announced her return, I took it as a sign! I could use an almost infinite array of words to describe my feelings at that point, but ecstatic was one of them! I managed to find an opening and in short order had an appointment and travel arrangements. As I lay in bed on the eve of my trip, my mind was full of anxiousness, nervousness, and excitement. Previously, my time with Cheyenne had defied expectations and thus there was no way to predict what would occur this time. I had recently gone through events that likely account for 90% of the reasons clients used for cancelling. I persevered. There was no stopping me now. The date was set, finite, and certain… Chapter 1: Odysseus Lite It had poured all night, but the morning saw a brief respite. My cab to the airport was early. Check-in and security was easy. Things were looking good… Then, happenstance reared its ugly head. I present a brief collection of thoughts from the next three hours: “It’s Chicago. We fly out of here in snow storms, a little rain is nothing!” “What do you mean they shut down the airport? Is the lightning ever going to end?” “Well, at least we’re boarding now… Oh, so that was also a fluke? We just get to sit and wait?” “Airport back up and running? Yay! Time to fuel, load baggage, and get out of here!” “Wait, why are we letting new people on board? Do we have to load their luggage, too?” “They shut us down again?! I should blame you, Row 24 Seat D!!!” “Ms. Flight Attendant, are you aware that it shows that we took off 5 minutes ago online? Some people rely on that information, y’know…” “The pilot just confirmed that it is indeed hailing outside. In June…” “At last, we’re up and running again. Takeoff… the clouds up high hide the torment of the world below…” Chapter 2: Arrival Have you ever been in a mindset where you’re so intent on getting somewhere that you are oblivious to the outside world? Upon landing, I rushed to baggage claim. Standing there, I was approached by none other than Rich, General Manager of TLR, who informed me that there were people I had to meet. Turning slightly I grinned as I was introduced to Kimberly Love, Cheyenne’s friend whom I knew from the boards, and received a big welcome hug from Cheyenne. My heart sank when I realized that I had walked past them as they had been waiting for me but I was elated to be a weary traveler warmly greeted. We made haste to the limo where the conversation continued. We made a pit stop at the nearest Starbucks and continued on our way – now with caffeine added. I was filled in on a bunch of jokes, and Cheyenne demonstrated an impression of Rich, dressed in his glasses, that was quickly confirmed to be spot on. The Love Ranch has a different location and approach from Moonlite. It is located on a cul-de-sac amongst various establishments. The signs flashing are not just those of your destination. Still, that matters naught as there is no way to miss it. TLR isn’t just a house in name only but is structurally a house accented by a simple, purposeful, elegance. While MLBR shows clear signs of growing pains and expansion, The Love Ranch is designed on a time-tested formula. The VIP room is simply huge, containing a Jacuzzi tub and shower, sauna, raised bed, flat screen tv, a secluded area that I would describe as one half of a sit-down ‘booth’, and various other amenities and areas that I would leave up to the reader to discover (one of which is a sex swing that I had considered too frightening to try). I was informed that I would be given an opportunity to be the inaugural guest of the Love Ranch VIP Suite, in lieu of my taking a bungalow. Since my previous trips to MLBR had been full of firsts, I accepted without hesitation and proceeded to be settled in, kept company by the lovely Cheyenne and Kimmy. Chapter 3: Dinner Somewhere amidst all this, Cheyenne and I had a quick talk and booked. It was so quick and painless that I can’t even place the exact moment that it happened. Rich had left us as soon as we arrived at the ranch but had invited Cheyenne, Kimmy, and I to dinner. In the end, we were left in the parlor waiting for him to show up. At one point Kalli Morgan had walked by while I was in the hallway and I introduced myself since I knew her from the boards. Parlor Interlude: Day 1 – The Parlor at The Love Ranch is much different than the one at MLBR. It is laid out in a manner that, sitting in one spot, you can see what is going on in the whole parlor and in the bar area. It’s truly a laid back environment where everyone, ladies, clients, and staff alike can hang out at ease. On this first day, I witnessed an impromptu game of twister as well as various rounds of Kill ‘em, F* ‘em, or Marry ‘em. I was apparently preceded by various stories and introductions in absentia (hopefully good) and thus I was also greeted by and chatted with staff. At last, Rich arrived and we got in a limo to take us to Duke’s. I was really excited to go because my previous opportunities to eat there had never worked out. The ride there was filled with jokes, stories, and reminiscences. I also remember that on this day, true to form, Rich had attempted to suggest the showing of various parts of his anatomy which I had to avoid at least half a dozen times. When we arrived I smiled gleefully as I was escorted inside by two beautiful ladies. The food was scrumptious. The conversation was both intellectual, high energy, and filled with suggestions and insinuation. Alas, it was over too soon and it was time to head out… Chapter 4: The Journey Back Kimberly Love is the type of girl that terms like “it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for” were written about. Seemingly shy and demure, get her to open up and she becomes the exact opposite. Beautiful, unabashed, full of insinuation, humor, and wit is just how one would begin to describe her. She’s very pleasant to be around and quite a sight to behold. Things did not get crazy at all on the trip back. Because that would be wrong, and would totally be against the rules. No actions that could be considered ‘wild’ and ‘inappropriate’ things happened inside the limo. No one at any point, especially Kimberly, in any way went buck wild or acted any less than a perfect lady on the trip back to the ranch. We still had fun, though, and Cheyenne and Kimmy were the perfect travel companions on the journey back. Chapter 5: Day 1 of the Corinthian Ceremony At last, Cheyenne and I were alone to proceed with the ceremonies. I like to say that we always make our own fun, and thus our time together is generally unplanned and filled with spontaneity. Though a gentleman never tells, I will say that the night started off with a bubble bath. This was followed by some liberal and meticulous testing of an acquisition of chocolate body paint, which was thoroughly enjoyed by all parties involved. Following a rather lengthy interlude… (best Anchorman pic I could find for this…) We lay there, talking and reminiscing. Then, music blaring lights glaring Cheyenne, exhausted, falls asleep still holding my hand. I’m not much better than this, but eventually realize the dilemma and get up to quell the disturbances. Sleep comes, with a wonderful lady by my side as dreamland takes us both away to far off places… Chapter 6: ‘Morning’ Eventually, we wake up though it is definitely not the AM. We take amused enjoyment in the fact that we are greeted with ‘good morning’ when that concept is already far off. Eating breakfast, slightly reenergized we sit in the parlor and join in the banter with others. Amidst this the topic of Starbucks comes up and Chloe Daniels heroically takes up the charge of making the trip. The orders are gathered, made more numerous to the point where they have to be written down, and soon she is off. True to form, once impatience takes hold some rather interesting insinuations were brought up regarding what was taking Chloe so long. Thankfully (or, unfortunately, depending on your view) the coffee did arrive before the themes got too developed. Parlor Interlude: Day 2 – On the second day of the trip I got to witness Kalli Morgan and Cherry Pie performing some rather impressive pole maneuvers (albeit in the literal, brass, as opposed to figurative sense). I got to meet and chat with several of the ladies and exchange banter with a few clients. More importantly, I had the best view in the house to numerous lineups (from directly behind). There are advantages to having a smaller parlor and that’s definitely not something you can do up close at MLBR! Chapter 7: Dinner Part Deux Cheyenne and I had our second out date with Rich that day. Rich is very intelligent, funny, and a great conversationalist. On this occasion, he drove as Cheyenne and I sat in the back of his car. Throughout dinner and the rides we tried to figure out and solve various world problems while Rich tried to analyze the psychological motivations behind me being me. I also got to learn a little about Rich’s background. The dinner was, yet again, extremely good and the company even better. We hurried back to the ranch where the night’s festivities were to begin… Chapter 8: Day 2 of the Corinthian Ceremony This night’s activities started with a bath and, at last after several technical difficulties, a watching of ‘Step Brothers’ that Cheyenne and I had been looking forward to seeing together. After the hilariousness was over, it was time for yet another interlude… We talk about anything, nothing, and everything, simply enjoying each other’s company. Eventually, after finishing a phrase but before we could change to another topic Cheyenne, held close to me, exhaustedly drifts away. The music is still blaring and the lights are still glaring, but this time I anticipate and am prepared. I quiet and darken the room and thus again the world of dreams arrives. Epilogue Morning comes too soon, and it is now time to depart. This day I had to have my alarm set as there was no sleeping in. I get ready and wake up Cheyenne. She is kind enough to accompany me to the airport. On the ride, I grin with contentment thinking about all the fun that we had and we remark how quickly the weekend had gone. We manage to grab a quick bite to eat when we arrive. Alas, the time to depart arrived before long and I walk her outside and we say our goodbyes. To adapt a quote, parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say goodbye till the fates intertwine to let us meet again… Acknowledgements: Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette: As always, thank you for the places that you run and keep that allow us to live out our dreams. Thank you for helping out with the logistics of this trip behind the scenes, and for the hospitality that you extend to all. I regret that I was not able to meet you this trip and offer thanks in person. The Ladies of Moonlite: I had made several trips out to MLBR in the past, but I know that is no consolation and so I apologize that I was not able to be there this time. As with everything, the future holds limitless possibilities. Huckleberry and K-Rocker: I don’t know how I managed not to meet you gentlemen on a weekend that it appears we were all around. I hope to rectify this situation some day soon. The Love Ranch Staff: It was nice meeting and talking with you. Thank you very much for your kindness, hospitality, and the conversation. The Ladies of the Love Ranch: Thank you to those that I got to meet and/or chat with – Kalli Morgan (thank you for the coffee!), Chloe Daniels (thank you for making the trip to Starbucks for us!), Jordan, Robyn, Genie, Jimi, Cherry Pie, and Jill. I hope I mentioned everyone, but am truly sorry if I did not. Time on trips flies by fast and I equally apologize for not being able to talk with and get to know more of you. There’s always next time. Rich: Thank you very much for the hospitality and the company! I truly appreciate what you did to make sure that this was the best trip it could possibly be! Kimberly Love: It was a pleasure meeting you and spending some time with you. I’m extremely sorry for the fact that we weren’t able to officially party. I look forward to having an opportunity to make it up to you next time. Cheyenne Capri: I hope you know how much I value your friendship and every nanosecond of time that I spend with you. I truly look forward to being able to see you again and will try my best to be able to do so at the soonest possible opportunity. I can’t wait!
Woooooow sounds like quite the weekend. That is awesome that you were met and dropped off at the airport very cool. Thanks for the indepth report sounds like a great time was had
Oneguyil, This is a great review! Though I had a fantastic time, I regret not getting to TLR. That is probably why we missed each other.
It was an outstanding weekend! The time was probably even better than you imagine! This was definitely a trip full of firsts and ranch 'monogamy' has great benefits: I had an amazing companion through it all! I feel privileged to be a part of it. Thanks for reading, Kevin!
Hey, it's okay! You probably have the same exact reasons that I had for not getting to TLR until now! :twisted: I hope this will motivate you to make a trip out of it next time! Thanks for reading, and I'm glad you enjoyed the review!
I don't know how I neglected to mention this (well, perhaps the astute reader may take a guess at what other things could have been on my mind at the time of writing) but upon my arrival Kimberly and Cheyenne presented me with a very thoughtful gift! I was told it was Kimberly's idea. Thanks ladies, and especially Kimmy! I truly appreciate it very much!
It was a pleasure meeting you. Thank you for the computer help and you are very welcome for the starbucks. You are a great conversationalist. I truly enjoyed your company. Come back soon. BTW, that pole dance was just for you! XXX Kalli Morgan
Now THAT is a report! Thanks for the mention, too! haha. Sounds like you had an amazing time and I loved reading your comments about Kimberly in particular. I think I have a little crush on her.
I must say it was such a pleasure meeting you and thank you for all your nice compliments I look forward to your next trip back to The Love Ranch I hope you enjoyed your gift sweetie xoxo Kimberly Love
I'm always glad to help in any way I can. And um... yes, I kinda gathered I was the intended audience
I can only aspire to have the literary contributions to this board you have created in your reports! I'm actually rather happy and honored to have your stamp of approval! I did indeed have a fantastic time. I think that of all people Changeling knows what to do if he has a crush on a certain lady! Go get 'er! I’m confident that she’ll be more than happy to oblige
I'm glad you approve! I look forward to my next trip as well! Meanwhile, I think Changeling may have just volunteered to be my stand-in I am enjoying my gift! Thanks again!
Well, I certainly couldn't be a stand-in (read: replacement), but I'd sure enjoy the opportunity to contribute.
It was an utter joy to see your smile when I arrived! (and I told you what had happened in the weeks before) I'm already planning and scheming to get out there to see you again later this year. I intend to make sure that things only get better from here! There will be more memories, more ideas, more firsts, and of course more repeating the good stuff again and again If some think this weekend was epic, I hope that next time will be the stuff of legend! I love reading your PMs, and always love hearing from you anytime. You know how to find and reach me outside the realm of this board. I was indeed happy to be able to spend the weekend with you and look forward to many more to come!
Sweetie, It was such a pleasure meeting you and you are quite welcome concerning the coffee!!! Anytime!! And what took so long was all the orders!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes, you should visit TLR! But I hope your visit will include more doing rather than trying! lol I'm happy you liked the review!
Sure... it was all the *ahem* 'orders' that kept you! lol I'm sure if you ask around there will be plenty of alternate theories in the house Thanks again! It was nice meeting you!
Wow, my computer breaks for a while and I miss that this was bumped back up! Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed the review! It was an exceptional time indeed!
