Suzette's BDAY Review & An Impromptu Party with DANI JAMES

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  1. Crock_Harker
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    I would like to preface this post by saying last night was one of the (if not THE) single most enjoyable nights I have ever experienced in my entire life. And I would like to thank Dennis Hof, Madam Suzette and Cami Parker (and of course, Dani James!) for helping to make that night happen.

    When the announcement for Madam Suzette's Birthday Party went up, I knew this would be an opportunity to meet many, if not all, of the Bunnies and Lovers under one roof. And, of course, I wanted to be a part of it. I also decided to go without making any plans ahead of time to "party". I wanted to be able to have the freedom to see what course the night would take.

    I arrived in Carson City around 3pm. I normally take I-80 from Sacramento into Reno and then down 395, but it was such a beautiful day I decided to take Hwy 89 in Truckee and head down to South Lake Tahoe. And it was a spectacular drive. Simply breathtaking to drive along the lake on such a nice day. I got to CC and checked in at the Gold Dust West, freshened up and headed to the LRN to drop off some homemade goodies for the ladies there and mingle a little before Madam Suzette's party.

    I was there for about 4 hours and if that 4 hours was any indication of how the rest of my night was going to go, I was in for one terrific time. I sat at the bar and enjoyed a stimulating conversation and glass of wine with Ms. Jill. I was also able to finally meet the frostilicous Vanilla Frost (who is even more beautiful in person than in her photos), Rachel Renee, Torrey Pines, Annie Andersin and also got catch up with Nikki Ryan, AJ Lover, Malika Elizabeth, Cindi LaRue, Kimberly Love and Kenya Wild. The ladies all looked stunning in their party dresses! I feel extremely fortunate to have spent as much time with them as I did. Also got to meet a few board members, including Mr. Cronus Walker. Dennis and Cami came over to bring all of the LRN ladies to the BR to party.

    Some interesting photos were taken (not by my, but of me) which may find their way onto the board somewhere....

    After some very high quality time spent with Jill and Vanilla, it was time for everyone to head over to the Bunny Ranch and the birthday party. I was beyond excited to escort Vanilla Frost to the party. We all arrived and had photos taken and the party was well under way. It was quite the festive atmosphere as the theme was Hawaiian - with some people in grass skirts and coconut bras to boot!

    There was a delicious buffet, party games, raffle prizes, a Hula contest, a live DJ and lots and LOTS of alcohol consumption. :mrgreen:

    I have spent far less time at the Bunny Ranch, so I didn't really know many of the ladies there. I was finally able to meet Tamela Lee, Mixie Rose, Cami Parker, Barbie Girl, Jordan Soprano, Maya Love, Alexis Fire, Sarai, Brooke Taylor, Morgan Taylor, Laci Ann, Chasey Lain, Jayla Conrad, Jenny Jade, Phoenix James, Kylie Leve, River Knave, Bailey Paige, Caressa Kisses, Angelina Sparks and Rachelle Moon. Also got to spend more time with Amy Page, Stacy Tyler and Dani James.

    It was an incredible night of fun! This was my first ever social party at either one of the ranches. I guarantee you, I will NOT miss the next one!

    The highlights for me were: a lap dance provided by Caressa Kisses; the pole dancing provided by Jenny, Dani, Caressa, Amy and others; Cronus Walker winning the Hula contest; sitting and talking with Dennis and Cami for about 2 hours; being offered the use of a SUITE for the night by Dennis; and my party with Dani James...which brings me to the review.

    Dani and I have met in person once or twice, briefly, and have chatted on a couple of occasions. Each time we have met, there has always been the little spark between us that told me we definitely needed to party together sometime. I just didn't realize it was going to be so soon! As I said earlier, I came to the event with not set "party" plans, I just wanted to play it by ear, and see where the night went. Dani and I had been flirting with each other all night. Finally, around 2:30am, the party was finally wrapping up and it was time for me to head to the suite. I asked Dani if she could show me where it was and she happily obliged. I believe the room is one of the ones HBO uses to film some Cathouse episodes. The room is HUGE with a fireplace, Sybian machine and the two dildo-ed "seesaw" that was featured in one of the episodes.

    Dani was wearing the cutest little string bikini. She turned on the fireplace and laid down on the bed and enticed me to come over and lay down beside her. We chatted for a while about what I like and what likes and it was apparent after a few short minutes that we were going to party. The negotiation was quick and painless and we were off to book the party. It was very cold last night and the trip from the bar/parlor to the suite is a long walk outside past the pools and hot tub. Being the gentleman I am, I gave Dani my jacket as I escorted her to and from the suite.

    The first thing I will say about Dani is her pictures do NOT do her justice. She is SOOOOO much more beautiful in person. She is about 5'2" with long brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. She has the most supple, natural breasts and a great body! She has an ass that I simply could not stop grabbing. She also likes to talk dirty a little which was a HUGE turn on for me. Nothing raunchy, just enough to let you know what she wants or that she enjoys doing what she's doing. She is a great kisser and we tried several positions, including my two favorite.

    When we were finished, we enjoyed a shower together and a few more minutes of cuddle time on the bed before our time was up. Dani is a fun, outgoing, passionate, sensual and extremely pleasing lover with whom I hope to share many more experiences exactly like last night!

    I didn't get to sleep until after 4am and got up at 10am. I hung out in the parlor for a while with a few of the ladies who were awake and eventually Dani came out. It was great to see her again after our party so I could say goodbye.

    Dani: I am so happy we were able to party together last night! I found you engaging, charming, warm, funny, outgoing, sexy as hell and I loved how our personalities meshed! You are an amazing lover and I will definitely be back to see you soon and often! Gentlemen: do yourself a favor and book an appointment with Dani NOW!!!
     
  2. I had one of the best nights i have had in a long time last night too! That was an awesome party! I can't wait for the many more fun times to cum with you!!! hehehe! P.S. Happy B-Day Suzette!
     
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    Ditto! One of things I thought about and forgot to say about you, Dani, is that you are the perfect girl-next-door type. The kind of girl you would love to take home to meet mom and dad!!!

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  4. Very nice review, Crock! Good recap of the nights festivities.

    Would have been nice to have met, we seem to share some "acquaintances" :wink: , but I was there for only about half an hour, just leaving a deposit for our next "acquaintance" this upcoming Friday.

    Glad my fellow hobbyist had a great time!
     
  5. It was so nice meeting you, glad you had a good time & excellent choice Dani's amazing. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Thanks, Slednx. Sorry we missed each other. You should have stuck around. It was great event.
     
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    Thanks, Morgan. It was a pleasure meeting you as well. Hopefully, we'll get a chance to chat more on my next trip over. :)
     
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    Great review!!! And if Dani's pics do not do her justice.... then WOW... because I think her pics are GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif]

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    Al: I agree that her pictures are gorgeous, but she is so much more beautiful in person! And her personality makes her even more so. I would HIGHLY recommend spending some time getting to know her. She is awesome!
     
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    What a nice review! I love Dani - she's such a sweetheart! I like your style of writing, CH.. thank you for sharing and I'm happy you had such a fun time! xoxo [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Thank you, Natalia! I look forward to writing about you in the very near future. :mrgreen: :wink:
     
  12. Nice review Crock, sounds like an awesome time. :D
     
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    Thanks, LARomeo! It was an awesome time, indeed. It was wonderful to finally meet so many of the beautiful women that grace the MLBR and LRN. It was a dream come true.
     
  14. Excellent review! Just makes it all that more difficult to not hop on a plane right now and head over to see Dani.
     
  15. We want to make it as hard for you as possible ;-)
     
  16. Been a true pleasure getting to know you better!! Enjoy the jam [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    I will! Thanks again.
     
  18. No, thank YOU for the fudge!!! :D
     
  19. Re: Suzette's BDAY Review & An Impromptu Party with DANI JAM

    I would like to dedicate Suzette's birthday to a party with Jimi.

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