[ATTACH] Here is my girl bringing me her favorite toy
Damn, you look amazing even without make up. I’ve seen a lot of glamorous Hollywood celebrities who are drop dead gorgeous on screen, but look...
There is a shocking lack of food and beverage at this party, so I will bring some red wine
Are the parking lots at the ranches big enough to accommodate a semi truck? Back around 2006 I considered becoming a trucker. I went to school...
This is my first Halloween in my new place. I don’t know if I’ll get any trick-or-treaters but I hope I do. I like to give out the full sized...
I hate to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty funny guy. I can't really prove it, because my style of humor translates poorly to written format....
I've been thinking about this. At least among men, sex is seen as a trophy to be earned. If you don't have the tools to earn it, you don't...
Yes she seems incredibly sweet and is extremely beautiful. I get restless, waiting for the day when I have both the time and the money to visit....
That sounds cool. I regret not visiting Virginia City when I had the chance. I’ll be back in the area probably next summer and I’ve been...
Nicely done my mononymed friend!
That’s completely false. FEMA money spent on disaster aid is completely separate from FEMA money spent on programs for immigrants. It’s...
Why? What happened? ??????!!! B
I’m scared of horses. Ever since I was a teen and I found out what happened to Christopher Reeve. All I can think about when a horse gets close is...
Looks like a blast! I’ve been looking for three people to play a rousing four player game of Mario Party.
I am very much a breast man. I am reluctant to elaborate because I feel like I would say something really dumb and offensive
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