Okay - that was real LOL - I had to read it to everyone in the office so they didn't think I went off my rocker.
LOVE LOVE LOVE this............................................................................................
On a roll! LOL ... Boxing gloves=Shovey glovey Witch orgy=Shoven Coven Flashlight=Brighty Lighty Flipping whip cream on something instead of spooning it on=dollop wallop.
They had a version of this at Moonshine Booth at a Southern Bike Rally I attended last year. Husband & Wife team. If you bought a jar from him, she helped you "measure up" on the scale.
That's what I love about female flight attendants. Most of them wear pantyhose, and I end up wanking off in the lavatory fantasizing about them. BTW, if I masturbate in the lavatory while in flight, does that make me a member of the Mile-High Club?