June 30th, 2005
PIMPING POWER COUPLE

       Super pimp Dennis Hof and Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss came on the show today to plug their various brothels. Dennis, of course, is owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada, one of the countries largest legal brothels.
HBO actually has a series about it called "Cat House" which is currently airing. Dennis thanked Howard for plugging the show the last time he was on because the ratings have been great this season.
Howard was trying to figure out whether or not Dennis and Heidi were now dating, but it was hard to get a straight answer. At first, Heidi said the two of them never had sex, but Dennis said they did. He said she gave great oral.
Heidi then started to say that she was afraid of being linked too closely to Hof because she felt it would affect her efforts to open her brothel, "Paradise", later this year. Heidi promised that her new place will be different from the Bunny Ranch in that it would be aimed at very high powered clients. She said she's having top designers design the bungalows so her clients can have their trysts in luxury. She also promised that privacy will be a top priority for her place. Heidi went as far to say that even President Clinton could visit there without fear of anyone finding out. Heidi also promised nothing but the best girls for her place and said they'll be at least as hot as any girl you see on the cover of a teen magazine. Howard wanted to know if Heidi could arrange to get him Gwen Stefani for a weekend and Heidi told him that she's never been turned down when soliciting a girl, so who knows�




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Transcripts form the show....

Heidi Fleiss And Dennis Hof Talk Brothels. 06/30/05. 8:40am
Howard had the guys bring in Heidi Fleiss and Dennis Hof who runs the Moonlight Bunny Ranch which is a whore house. Heidi was known as the Hollywood Madam at one point and how she's hooked up with Dennis. Howard said that Heidi was wearing braces when she came in. He thought she was too old for that but she explained how they pull teeth in prison if you have a tooth ache. She said that when she was in jail she brushed so hard that she brushed the enamel off of her teeth and that caused an overbite (What?) so now she's got the braces.

Heidi started to tell Howard about her new brothel that she's got coming soon but Howard brought up her relationship with Tom Sizemore. Heidi said that she said something bad about the movie he was in called ''Blackhawk Down'' when she was on Howard's show with him and he ended up beating her up over the comments she made. She claims that he hit her with a closed fist. She said she stayed with him for a while after that because he had some stuff on her that could send her back to jail. Howard said he had Tom Sizemore on the phone and asked Heidi if she would talk to him. She said she would os Howard put him on the air. Tom said he was looking for a job and would like to get a job at Dennis' Bunny Ranch. Tom said that he's not mad at Heidi, he's mad at Howard. Howard asked him why he hit her over the comments she made. Tom said that he never hit her and was acquitted of that charge. Heidi was telling Howard some stuff about what went on but someone said the S-word so the delay got hit. Heidi said that they had a nice relationship going until the beating. Tom said that if he hit anyone in the face with a closed fist, they wouldn't be able to walk out of the house. The two of them went back and forth on that story. Tom said that he can't stay mad at her over this stuff after she said that she has the worst taste in men. Tom claims that the bruises on Heidi's face came from plastic surgery.

Gary came in and said that he and Will were trying to find out what Tom was talking about with the vacated conviction. He said it appears that the charges could be dropped because the name of the photographer who took the pictures of her bruises couldn't be found. Heidi said that they actually found him guilty but he thinks that he can get off. Heidi claimed that Tom was caught using a prosthetic penis for his drug tests. Tom claims that he's off drugs now and he doesn't have to use a prosthetic penis to fake his drug tests. Howard asked him if it was true that he had a tattoo of Heidi's name above his penis. Heidi said that he showed it to Howard when they were on the show. Howard wrapped up after that and tried to get Tom off the phone but he kept bringing up this Tara Debreezy name. Ralph called in a short time later and said that Tara was his old girlfriend. She was the one who actually took the photos so she actually does exist.

Howard tried to get the interview under control because things were getting a little crazy. He asked Dennis if he's making love to Heidi Fleiss. Dennis said he just had sex with her a few years ago but Heidi said that wasn't true and she wouldn't wish herself on anyone. Gary came in and said that he saw the two of them all over each other in the green room earlier. Heidi said she and Dennis have a new brothel in the works in another county in Nevada and there are a lot of politics involved in it. That might be the reason she doesn't want to admit that she's with Dennis. She said that the county she works in won't allow advertising of the brothel and they'd be afraid that Dennis would come in and advertise it. Dennis said that he wishes her great success in this business. Heidi said that she has done a lot of research for this new brothel and it's going to be tough. She said it will be all about privacy out there. Howard wanted to know how the whole brothel thing will work and how he could keep his anonymity. Heidi said that she would fly him in, put him in his own bungalow and no one would see him there. She would send over about 4 women and he'd pick his favorite and that would be it. Howard wondered if President Clinton could go out there and keep it a secret. Heidi said that could happen no problem. She said that she's going to be having only the best chicks out there. She claims that she will have girls as hot as the models on Seventeen Magazine. Heidi said she doesn't think that prostitution should be a career. She explained how she would like girls to spend maybe six months in the field and use that as a stepping stone for other stuff.

Howard asked Dennis if he's in love with Heidi. He said he's coming very close to that point. Howard asked Heidi when the new brothel is going to open. She said that best case says 4 months and worst case is 18 months. Howard gave Dennis a plug for his show ''Cathouse'' which airs on HBO on Thursday nights. Dennis said that the show is getting great ratings. Heidi said that she's going to be hiring the best designers in the world to design her bungalows. Howard tried to find out how much it would cost to get into this brothel. Heidi said that about 15 grand could get you a few chicks for a weekend. Dennis said that sounds like a deal and he might take advantage of that himself. Howard asked her how much it would cost to have the girls killed after a weekend like that. That won't happen.

Howard gave Heidi a couple of plugs. He said she has a DVD out called ''Secrets of the Hollywood Madam.'' He also mentioned the web site SexSearch.com. Howard wondered if she could hook him up with a Hollywood actress if he wanted one. Dennis said that's what she's best at. Artie said that he might want to try to get Evangeline Lily from ''Lost.'' Heidi said that she could even get those little twins (the Olsen Twins) if he wanted them. Howard gave Dennis a plug for his web site, BunnyRanch.com and tried to wrap up the interview. Heidi said that her brothel is going to be called ''Heidi Fleiss' Paradise'' when it eventually opens.


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