What could you say to both a stripper and your doctor?

I'll go first!

"I'm looking for something to make me feel better."

or a little spicier,

"Are you going to put that in my ass?"

 

So you gonna use that on me or in me?

 

Haha what's this going to cost me

 

Haha yes, that's a good one lmao

 

So, what do you recommend??

 

God Damn that's a lot of money!!!!

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I should have come in sooner!!!!!!

 

Haha yes omg I love this one!!

 

Can I schedule our next appointment

 

I think I have Chlamydia .....

 

Do u have a valid license to work?

 

Do you have any painkillers _____________________

 

You got the last of my money _________________________

 

Will my insurance cover that ________________________

 

It's not my baby ____________________

 

Are you working this Friday? _______________________

 

My wife doesn't know yet, does she? ____________________

 

Yes, that hurts_________________________

 

No, that doesn't bother me at all _____________________

 

Yes, I can still move it _______________________

 

I don't remember _______________________

 

It's been quite awhile _____________________

 

It's been a while

 

Is this safe?

 

Amy, you made me have a great laugh with all your replies

 

I need drugs to help me

 

Please have a seat!!!!!________

 

This stays between us right?

 

Is this going to leave a mark?

 

So the cute nurse is your assistant?

 

Does it hurt when I touch you like that?

 

"Do I take my clothes off now?"​

 

I can't believe I paid you to do that to me

 

Is that supposed to fit in my mouth?