SouthPaw vs Tamela Lee

Discussion in 'Real Life Ranch Reports' started by SouthPaw, Mar 24, 2013.

  1. Day 2 of my Sex Battles was with Multi-Time Bunny of the Month Super Hottie Tamela Lee! Having communicated with her both here on the forum and thru Twitter, we’ve managed to get a good feel of each other b4 our actual….well…Feel of each other! Running fashionably late AGAIN, now for our appointment (Next time I’m just staying on site!) I gave her a head’s up early enuff becuz ya just don’t come in dressed like a slob when you meet a lady like Tamela (or any lady in the houses for that matter!) Tamela is the full embodiment of elegance, class, style, perfection, dreaminess and laid back cool and fun wrapped up all in one! What I love about Tamela is not only are we close in age, but our personality types (must be a NY/Chicago thing?) coupled with our similar senses of humor make way for astounding chemistry and connection between us. And folks, I haven’t even gotten to the party yet!

    When I finally arrived, Tamela came out to greet me and we embraced with a big hug. At 5’9 with heels, it almost rounded her off to about 6ft (ok, 5’11) and I stand at 6’1 so it was really the first time I stood head to toe with a beautiful lady close to my height….come to think of it, we stood face to face and I think she might’ve edged me out by an inch! She gave me a tour of the parlor, bar and the glass showcase full of sex toys and then we headed straight to her super cool room, filled with pleasant-scented vanilla-aroma candles, pumpin techno music and girly porn on her tv. Negotiations were a breeze and thankfully for that becuz I was busting at the seems to pee (small bladder lots of water) AND all the while brewing a GIANT RAGE in my pants, LOL! We hurried over to the cashiers office, got some drinks at the bar and hurried off back to her room.

    Now with respect to Tamela, I am more often than not a party pooper for not disclosing full details of any party, but I would do her a disservice by not giving an idea to those who have not partied with her yet just exactly what type of sexual energy and talent she possesses. In a nutshell, no lady (working or ex g/f’s) has ever gotten me to pop via BJ for as long as I can remember, with the exception of when I was a virgin back in my late teens. No girl! So for those of you who remember Ben Stiller’s character White Goodman from the movie Dodgeball where he’s hitting on Kate Veatch (played by his wife) and she grabs him and slams him face 1st into a wall giving him bloody nose, Ben Stiller’s character says “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!”

    Well in this case :oops: , Nobody makes me pop by BJ, Nobody, LOL and this later is where it leads to SouthPaw vs Tamela II! But overall, the rest of my first party with Tamela was beyond phenomenal and to note by far, this battle is NOT over! :x LOL

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  2. BigAlbowski
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    BigAlbowski Well-Known Member

    Great review!!! So Tamela did what you thought was impossible? Not surprised!!!! :D

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  3. Uh huh!! I can't wait for another round!! TKO!!! :lol: :wink: [smilie=heart fill with love.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif] [smilie=be mine!.gif]


     
  4. I'll be ready 2 rumble, Bring It! :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

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  5. Don't you worry. I will :twisted:

     
  6. Wow great review!!
     
  7. thunderstorm
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    thunderstorm Well-Known Member

    Very few have made me cum via BJ either. Tamela is one of those few. That tells you guys out there just how amazing Tamela is.

    Great review!
     
  8. Hhhmmmm Tamela is great with her mouth!!!
     
  9. Hehe proud to be one of the few [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  10. A great skill to have :twisted:
     
  11. S**t I'm screwed (Literally, LOL!) :wink: [smilie=heart fill with love.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

     
  12. QTo
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    QTo Well-Known Member

    If she can do the impossible, then that's a +1 in my book ;)
     
  13. Aha! You got that right :twisted:
     
  14. Hehe I sure can :wink:
     
  15. QTo
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    QTo Well-Known Member

    I guess I must go attempt the impossible :)
     
  16. I love a good challenge!!! :twisted: :twisted: Bring it on! :twisted: :twisted: [smilie=be mine!.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

     
  17. thunderstorm
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    thunderstorm Well-Known Member

    Yep, you are, and in a good way.
     
  18. Thanks for the head's up T-Storm, LOL! :)
     
  19. Aha :twisted:
     
  20. I try to avoid bumping reviews, but I may as well while I'm on a roll here and it's just inevitable that you'll get "bumped" by me again, so why fight it, right?

    :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Uh Huh


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  21. Who said I'm fighting :wink:
     
  22. I'm ready to RUMBLE again!! xoxoxo Are U Ready??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     

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