silly pick up lines

Okay I will go first..

You are as sweet as a skittle, and I think I would like to taste the rainbow..


haha now keep it going.

 

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

Aren’t you tired!



Because you’ve been running through my head all day!


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Are you a bank loan?


Because you've got my interest!

 

Is that a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them

 

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

 

If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing. #lls

 

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

 

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one

 

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

 

I'd take you to the movies...but the don't allow snacks lol

 

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

 

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

 

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

 

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine

 

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable

 

Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

 

Can I call you for breakfast? Or just nudge you?

 

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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nice shoes....wanna bang

 

Are you French because Eiffel for you

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I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?



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Girl are you a parking ticket cause you got Fine written all over you.

 

If you were a library book, I would check you out

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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

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Somebody call the cops, because it's illegal to look that good.

 

Are you cake, because I want a piece of that

 

The sunset is pretty, but you are prettier

 

You know your pretty right

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

 

is there water generating power cause DAM

 

Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

Are You Adele? Because You Got Me At Hello.