My unofficial pet

Seems like it's adopted me. It's a baby Sagebrush lizard. It just hangs out with me on my p*nis patio while I drink my tea. He's always around and I look forward to seeing him/her everyday. What should I name it? Pat after Saturday Night Live's Pat since I don't know if it's a girl or a boy? It's so chill

 

Pat sounds like a good name glad you found each other.

 

Pat

 

SailorB thanks for the approval. Yeah, it seems like a Pat

 

Sophia I know Pat's a good name if you agree on it

 

You’re welcome and that sounds like a good name then.

 

Pat had something in its mouth yesterday. At first I thought that maybe it was trying to swallow a rock. Then I realized Pat's not stupid since it has survived this long