Best way to ruin sheets

Mine is copious squirting!

Tell me the best way you ruined a set of sheets!

 

My partner and I tore a set during sex. There was a loud “RIIIIIIIP,” but we didn’t want to quit just yet.

The hell of it is that they were fairly new.

 

That's always fun! Were they cotton, or silk?

 

Cotton. Silk is way too expensive.

 

I'm so happy you didn't say microfiber. That stuff is awful

 

Messing up the sheets means you had lots of fun

 

Drinking too much soda lol it's all good

 

Lol same! Squirted so hard it was as If a pregnant woman had “her water break”!

 

Yeehaw!! Somebody did your body right, then!

 

Lol it was several “somebodies” It was in a gangbang sesh!

P.S. I was drunk AF and full to the brim with fluid!

 

Woohoooo!! Sounds like my kind of party