Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?

Guy walks in to a bar and sees the menu
"Today's Specials: Cheese Sandwich $1 Hand job $2"
He looks at the bartender, it's a hot chick, he calls her over and asks....
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs"
To which she coyly replies, "Why yes, I am"
So the guy says
"Wash your hands, I want a sandwich!"

 

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Hopefully I had $3 in my pocket!!! :wink: :lol: :lol:


Al

 

I'll take a handjob while eating a cheese sandwich

 

I love it!

Hope your Bunny/Lover can cook, if not we can send out

 

Good choice lol

 

Is it strange to be hungry and horny at the same time??

 

I guess it depends on what you're eating. :twisted:

 

You must really be hungry. I couldn't eat three sandwiches.

 

Well, knowing guys, the guy must have been hungry-ha ha!

 

DADDIE

 

hahaha thats funny. As if he would reallly tell her that though. He knows he wants that hand job just as much as he wants a sandwich, if not more.

 

That was awesome, Mr. Hoff! Good one!