It's been almost two years since my party at the Ranches, so I wanted to make the most of my visit. After all, at one point, I was coming twice a year, so I have some catching up to do, right? This will have been my tenth party (yes, I am counting. They are all very special). I saw a beautiful blond across the room at the LRN - she's that perfect girl that I wished that I could be with, but never did in my youth. She was radiant, with a warm smile and a fun personality coming through effortlessly. Her name was Natalia. I had read that she traveled to Russia and China. After a little get-to-know chat in the lounge, I found that she can speak Mandarin. That was such a turn on: I don't speak Chinese, but having traveled to many countries, I have a tremendous respect for anyone who learns languages and immerses herself in the culture. A worldly view is sexy. We partied; a dream had indeed come true. But it's also the moments that followed that made me fall for her. There's a little shy side of her, mixed in with her carefree, fun loving side. We laughed, cuddled, talked about cultures around the world, and puppies. Yes, puppies. The world was peaceful, the national debt ceiling crisis was in another world. After our private party, we walked into the kitchen, and she sat with me as I had my "after sex" meal. By now, I wanted her all to myself (yes, I am a simple man). The next morning, I returned for another party with her. The second time was even better - and by this time I was trying to figure out if I can just cash in my retirement to be with her for a long, long time. But jokes aside, I truly enjoyed my time with her. I loved her giggles, her silliness, her smile, the way she laid beside me, the way she made me feel. For just a little while, my dream had become reality.
Awww Rockports, your review is so sweet! I had so much fun with you and can't wait for you to come back to play!!! Come back asap and bring a puppy!! xoxo
You made me smile again with your puppy comment! And hey, I understand that there has been a resolution (albeit temporary) on the national debt ceiling crisis. So maybe my partying with you does have real world impact. Perhaps it's my duty to party with you. I miss you already.
Hah... yeah, I do drop some Chinese into conversation at times by accident.. People don't believe me that I speak Chinese and I think it's because not very many white girls do. Chinese, to me, is very exciting and fun to speak!!!! xoxo Natalia
Looks like you won that bet Rockports. Natalia was Lover of the Month for November 2011 in only the 4th full month of working at the ranch, quite an accomplishment for a new ranch lady.
Kudos to Rockports for calling it! And thank you, sweetie for being supportive! Thank you, isurfer for being such a sweet guy and supporting all the ranch ladies! xoxoxo
Great review, Natalia is definitely an intriguing woman. I can't wait to meet her and get to know her in person.
Really? I didn't know, I must have missed the announcement! At any rate, congratulations Natalia, looks like all your hard work has paid off, you deserved it!
They haven't updated the boards yet for November Lover of the Month. They are still showing last month's winners. Soon
Natalia, puppies, and food -- it doesn't get much better than that. You, sir, are a lucky man and I'm glad you had such a wonderful lady to welcome you back to the ranch!
honestly, i'm not really interested to read about another mans experience with 'my Natalia', but I couldnt help it when i saw the review title. rockports - you did a much better job of writing your review than i did. you really captured Natalia's cuteness - from the giggles, to the silliness.. yup, that's Natalia heh :twisted:
Your review was excellent also, Rex! I'm delighted to see that you all enjoy my silly side :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
