What could you say to both a stripper and your doctor?

Whats the damage?...................

 

Do you except credit cards?.................

 

I hope I dont need a 2nd mortgage for this

 

I think I need something more than you can provide. Can you refer me to a specialist

 

Do you have any "Specials"?

 

You must see a lot of theses..................

 

Do you have a payment plan for this

 

Its ok I will put this on the company credit card as an entertainment expense

 

I can write this off on my taxes as a deduction FACTS lol

 

How Big is It?

 

What do I do with that it in my mouth?

 

That’s what a toungue depressor is for

 

Why is that sticky?

 

Is that going in my mouth?..........

 

Is it extra to touch?..................

 

Is It Wide Enough?

 

Can You feel it hun? Thats Pressure

 

Does insurance cover this?......

 

How much is it?...................................

 

How do you like me now?

 

you’re a big ball of shot collar?

 

Do you make house calls???

 

This gown doesn't cover much

 

Can you shake your Tail Feather?

 

I can feel the blood pressure rising!

 

I'm here for my routine checkup

 

This is the area that needs to be looked at

 

Are you married?

 

Can I take you on a date?

 

What do you mean This a out of pocket expense!!!

 

Oh sorry, that's been there a while

 

Is that gonna be extra?

 

How much is it

 

Wait- you're sticking me with THAT?!

 

Is it going to hurt? I'm kinda petite