Birthday blow out at the brothels! That, my friends, is how you celebrate turning thirty. I wanted a big, fun, different way of celebrating my birthday, and as an old fan of Cathouse I thought I might as well try the brothels, you only live once they say, why not try something new? I think the hardest part of the trip (other than me lol!) was deciding who to see, so many great options! I had it narrowed to a few ladies of my type blonde and or a bit curve. Then while I was planning a new girl started, so totally different from my usual type, but a perfect mix of cute and sexy, but why not try something new? After a few emails I had an appointment with Alice, who was super nice about me being flaky and not knowing what I wanted other than her. Going through her pictures before heading out I saw Alice in a plaid skirt, and a being a good (bad?) Catholic boy it was a flashback to high school. I mentioned it to Alice, and she said more than just the costume we could play it out a bit. Yes please! It started off with a girl friend experience with Alice, who was very funny and smart, great to talk with as we were getting into the swing of things. We talked a bit about a second party with the skirt. I took some recovery time at the hotel, and headed back that evening. In the end I ended up having both Alice and Ophelia (also, not my normal type, but if I’m going for new experiences, she’s hot so go for it) in school girl outfits. I wanted to be the dirty teacher, but Alice had this devilish grin that made me think she was better at being naughty. So instead Alice and Ophelia had to convince me, their good proper Catholic teacher, to let them pass my class or they couldn’t be on the gymnastics team. This was complete with me learning how surprisingly flexible Alice is. After some resisting, and teasing, eventually I gave in. They were both great on my pommel horse and earned perfect 10s for their routine on my bar lol! Best birthday celebration ever. Moral of my story: Try something new, especially if it involves sexy very petite ladies!
We had a blast! I really love birthdays- theres always a reason to celebrate, but birthdays are extra special!
That sounded like an AMAZING birthday party. Celebrating your birthday at the Ranches is the perfect way to do it. Great review. I'm looking forward to celebrating my birthday there in the coming weeks and reading how yours went, I'm in for a wild time.
I did an early birthday with Alice. Ophelia sounds like great fun sorry I didn't get to meet her this trip.
Don't worry, I have a feeling Ophelia will be more than happy to meet up when you're back in December.
Dirty30 you certainly know how to start a new decade off right. I'm not a fan of celebrating my birthday, but maybe a trip with M* back to the ranch might change that.