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December 2016

Legal Prostitute Celebrates Trump Win with “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” Price Specials on Sex Services

By Harley Lane

-Bunny Babe

The American people have spoken! In an explosive and unanticipated upset, real estate developer and reality TV star Donald Trump was elected 45th President of the United States! The controversial Republican candidate defeated Democrat Hillary Clinton with a campaign that focused on radically disrupting the political establishment on issues such as trade, immigration, climate change, and the economy.

Here at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, as election results started coming in, a range of emotions were displayed by sex workers supporting both candidates. But in the end “Tarts for Trump” trumped “Hookers for Hillary” and brothel workers, like the rest of the country, must respect each other’s differences and accept the choice made by the American people.

Bunny Ranch Trump supporters are celebrating the historic victory of “The Donald” in a variety of ways, and this Trump tramp is even offering voters patriotic price cuts on my all-American sex services.

That’s right! In celebration of Trump’s groundbreaking presidential win, I’m offering clients who show me their “I Voted” sticker a “Grab Them By The Pussy” price discount for the entire month of November. No matter who you voted for, I will slash prices in half because you did your part and contributed to the democratic process of the United States. Clinton supporters can be consoled by my tender touch, while Trump supporters can, as Donald would say, “move on me like a bitch” as they join me in reveling in our victory with a night of sexy-hot fun!