April 2012 issue

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TAMELA LEE

Get set for wet dreams after you meet me. I am from Swedish with a dash of Irish descent, and proudly stand 5'9 and weigh 135lbs with long blonde hair and grayish blue eyes.

Curious yet? One of the most reliable and overlooked keys to happiness is exercising our innate sense of curiosity. That's because curiosity � a state of active interest or genuinely wanting to know more about something � creates an openness to unfamiliar experiences, laying the groundwork for greater opportunities to experience delight.

I've had an interesting and diverse life. Although my roots are in Chicago,I have made close friends from all walks of life across the country. The perfect description of me is an elegant tomboy who is just as up for a hike as I would be for a posh charity event.

Sort of a big city girl with a dose of country.

Thus, I'm very much an outdoors person, but enjoy what the big city has to offer.

I'm a big animal lover, especially cats. I like the usual, working out, music, movies, eating out, cooking in. I am a real woman with charisma, sense of humor and sexiness. I love pilates, as it is my second to main workout (-: Carpe Diem.

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VANILLA FROST

I am the sweet, sensual and tasty Miss Vanilla Frost. Melt in your mouth, and your hand - LOL. I'm a 5'6", 135 lbs, spunky Italian/Polish brunette from New York. With my big sultry eyes, tender lips, squeezable breasts, smack-able ass, and winning personality, you will be left in a trance!

I have a vivacious and positive outlook on life. I enjoy meeting people, making new friends, and love love love sex! That's why being a Lover at the Love Ranch is perfect for me! It also allows me to study for my degree in psychology.

When I'm not fulfilling my large sex drive at the Love Ranch, you can find me snowboarding, making music, rollerblading, watching a good flick, traveling, or at home chillin' with my animals. I love and appreciate nature. I go camping and hiking every summer.

Don't let this pretty face fool you. I'm athletic too, running and going to the gym on a routine basis. I also play and watch sports. GO Yankees -

Ohhh...hope I didn't lose any points for that one. LOL I don't know what I would do without music! I play the violin, guitar, and turntables. I listen to all styles and genres. Playing and dancing to good music makes me smile. You may just spot me in a club, mixing or shaking my ass out on the dance floor.

I do unforgettable private dances too!! Some of my specialties are the ultimate girlfriend experience, couples, two girl parties, fetishes, single females, porn star experience, dance shows, out dates, and over nights.

Yes, we can go out together. I am a very well mannered and educated woman who makes great company out on the town. Whether we do dinner and a show, hit the casinos, or attend a sporting event, I bring fun to every situation!

I love working here at the ranch being a Love Ranch Lover. It brings me great joy to make you feel good and happy. My goal is to give you the most benefit (time, activities, and love) for your money. I care about your needs and desires. I am very accommodating. I want our time together to be relaxed, fun, and for you to feel no pressure. I am a professional with an abundant (considerable/infinite) amount of experience. I preform an endless number of sexual activities and am always willing to experience something new.

My current fantasy is to cruise around Lake Tahoe for the day, whether we are in a speedboat or on the famous steamboat, Miss Dixie. After enjoying all the beauty the lake has to offer, we will have a romantic dinner by candlelight. We retire to our room, where things may get a little wild!

Touching and kissing all night, until we fall asleep in each others arms. To top off the date, I wake you up with a big surprise!

What's one of my favorite activities in the bedroom? Oral - I love it. It turns me on when I get you hard (or wet). This is just one of my secrets. Come in and get to know me better. I will share with you all my sexual desires. Find out why they call me Vanilla Frost. Spend some quality time with me and let me satisfy your fantasies and enlighten your life!!!

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Cami Parker	Victoria Cassidy

Mixie Rose	Tatyanna

Caressa Kisses	Carrie Carson

Veronica Vavoom	Willow Love

Laci Ann	Jayla Conrad

Olivia Bentley	Barbie Girl

ANGELINA MONROE
LRS LOVER OF THE MONTH!

Dennis Hof & Cami Parker in studio with KOMP Las Vegas Morning Show

Dennis Does Oxford

Dennis is awfully excited (and flattered!) that The Oxford Union Society has invited him to cheery ole England, for a debate about the legalization of prostitution in Mid-May 2012. We know Dennis is a good talker, and most likely a great debater, so get the Tux out and let the debate begin! The debate will consist of teams, with Dennis on the pro-side, ready to trounce the con-side of legalizing. We hope we get video to show you in the months ahead! Cheers!

Clifton versus Levine

It seems Tony Clifton is perpetually pissed off at someone. Andy Kaufman's Favorite Lounge Singer, Clifton, was shooting some video at The BunnyRanch recently and heard that Maroon 5's Adam Levine, co-host of The Voice, was stealing Tony's prospect Whitney Meyer. Whitney is a great singer hailing from Reno, Nevada. Watch the video and let's get a sing-off going!

Work Continues On Alien Travel Center/Area 51 Cathouse

With a new coat of paint, and plenty of elbow grease, the Alien Travel Center/Area 51 Cathouse is starting to shape up nicely. The Travel Center is open, and we are only a short time away from opening the Cathouse!

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Our new websites:
www.alientravelcenter.com
www.aliencathouse.com
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Lots of media have shown interest in the Cathouse side, with recently ABC's David Wright of Nightline paying us a visit. Check out the YouTube Video, its great stuff!
Youtube video

Is That A Light Saber In Your Pants?

The concept of an Alien Cathouse caught the eye of a new show on The Travel Channel, with an interest in all things "otherwordly". We'll give you a heads up when the show airs, but the host was sure excited about fulfilling his adolescent dreams once the cathouse opens, as he said "I get to be with the hot girls I've seen in comic books!" Geek Factor, Warp 10!

Ron,Paul 2012

We had to chuckle at this one. Seems like our support of Ron Paul, and our friendship with Ron Jeremy, made it into a really funny T-shirt design.

Of course, we are not sure Paul Giamatti would like to be Ron Jeremy's Vice President, but you have to admit it would be an interesting four years. We're sure Ron would bring back Monica Lewinsky as Head of Something.

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Welcome New Girl Victoria Cassidy

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Eve Alena	Camilla Banks	Ming Lee	Alana Luv	Tilley Lynn	Vanna Whyte

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A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY EASTER TO EVERY ONE OUT THERE IN BUNNYLAND!!!!

It's our favorite time of the year!!! In fact we celebrate Easter all year with all of our little bunnys hopping all around the ranch...

We will have a DJ spinning the discs of your favorite songs. We have a DJ every Saturday nite and we have karaoke on Friday nites that starts at 9pm. It's fun when the bunnys have a little liquid courage and then grab the mic. Some are surprisingly excellent singers!

Also we have having a gigantic Memorial Weekend Party starting Friday, May 25th thru Monday, May 28th. We will be opening our pool and having the best BBQs ever!!!!

There is always something fun going on in Lake Tahoe, Reno and Virginia City, Here are just a few events to plan for:

Moonlight Snowshoe Tour
HYPNOT!C with featured hypnotist, Dan Kimm
Cole Porter's "Anything Goes"
4th Annual Fight For Air Stair Climb is Drawing Near
Midnight Riders - Atlantis FREE Cabaret
Dwight Yoakam
4-H County Livestock Show
Reno Jazz Festival
Lisa Lampanelli

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

TOP BOOKER OF THE MONTH- Naudia Love

FEATURED LOVERS---

Jade Capri
Nataila Qing
Kenya Wild
Ruby Rae
Vanilla Frost
Kimberly Love
Nikki Ryan
Gillian Sloan
Jimi Lynn
Katrina Marie

Hello & Happy Easter everyone!

Welcome to wonderful April!

Spring is in the air and the lovers are all excited about upcoming events. On the 13th the Love Ranch will host a year anniversary party for Ruby Rae, Katrina Marie & Kimberly Love.

Please join us we have some fun activities planned. Not only that, the ladies have some surprises of their own!

On the 27th we will have a Love Ranch Hollywood Party, come as your favorite entertainer and win a prize.

It's going to be so much fun. RSVP to your favorite lover and let the fun begin! (Hugs)

Madam Dianne

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UPDATES FROM CRYSTAL, NEVADA

Congratulations to Angelina Monroe, who is pretty new to Loveranch South, yet has still managed to capture the Lover of the Month title! Way to go, Angelina!

We continue to feature exciting lovers at LRS:
Cassidy Williams
Porter Morgan
Dallas Diamonds
Daisy Mae
Cali Candi and
Bella Cream
are some of them.

We also have some new LOVERS:
Monica Roxanna
Vanessa London and
Lehla Lay.

Visit us soon and check out these new and exotic girls.

We also have new drink prices and we are ready for you to come in and get your SPRING CLEANING done. :-)

We have all the RIGHT girls, and at the RIGHT prices!

We are also serving good food!

Come out and visit THE LOVE RANCH SOUTH!

LoveRanch South
775-372-5251
www.loveranch.net

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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
APRIL 13-15,2012

RENO WORLD OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS 2012

Phone: 918-366-4411

PIONEER CENTER
APRIL 13-15,2012

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - THE COLOR PURPLE

The Color Purple, a soul-stirring musical based on the classic Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Alice Walker and the moving film by Steven Spielberg. It is the unforgettable and inspiring story of a woman named Celie, who finds her unique voice in the world. Nominated for eleven Tony� Awards, The Color Purple is a landmark theatrical event, a celebration of love, and a Broadway phenomenon. With a joyous GRAMMY�-nominated score featuring jazz, gospel and blues, The Color Purple is capturing the hearts of young and old, and uniting audiences in a community of joy.

Phone: 775-686-6600

GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
APRIL 17, 2012
7:30 PM

FLORENCE & THE MACHINE

Her soaring, epic vocals, quirky melodies and self-contained musical world have already won her the 2009 Critics Choice Award at the Brits. Some compare her to Kate Bush. You'll also find touches of Tom Waits and Nick Cave in her dark visions, and if you heard a little of Bjork too, she'd find it a compliment. But mainly, Florence is out on her own: an exhilarating place to be, she points out, but also a little scary. Special guest include Blood Orange.

SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
APRIL 21, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

DWIGHT YOAKAM

Multi-platinum Grammy winning singer-songwriter, actor, director and country music pioneer Dwight Yoakam returns to Silver Legacy. The legendary superstar began his career on Warner Music Group's label Reprise Records, with his debut album, Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. and has since recorded 27 albums under both the Reprise Records and Warner Bros. Records imprints. Yoakam is set to release his first studio album in seven years on Warner Bros. Records.

Yoakam is one of the most respected singer-songwriters in music. He's sold more than 25 million albums, has 12 gold albums and 9 platinum or multi-platinum albums, including the triple platinum "This Time." Five of his albums have topped Billboard's Country Albums chart with another fourteen landing in the Top 10. More than 30 singles have charted, with twenty-two going top 20, including the incomparable hits "Honky Tonk Man," "Please Please Baby," "Little Ways," "I Sang Dixie," "It Only Hurts When I Cry," "Fast as You" and "Thousand Miles from Nowhere." Yoakam has won two GRAMMY Awards and earned 21 nominations.

Phone: 775-325-7343

UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA RENO
APRIL 26-28,2012

RENO JAZZ FESTIVAL

For half a century, the Reno Jazz Festival at the University of Nevada, Reno has been bringing Grammy winners, superstars and the finest young artists to town. Celebrating 50 years of exemplary jazz, the 2012 festival will feature Grammy-winning saxophonist Joe Lovano, the 14-piece Grammy-nominated Mingus Big Band, as well as the Festival Showcase and Awards performance.

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SILVER LEGACY
APRIL 28, 2012
8:00PM-11:45PM

LISA LAMPANELLI

Lisa Lampanelli is Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. Heralded as "more than a standup -- a standout," by comedy legend Jim Carrey, Lampanelli is a cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen. She even won accolades from The King of All Media Howard Stern, who called her "a true original and a brilliant comedy mind who'll steal the show every time."

Phone: 775-329-4777

GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
MAY 5-6, 2012
11:00 AM - 7:00 PM

CINCO DE MAYO FESTIVAL

Annual celebration of Latino heritage for all ages. Two full days of live entertainment, popular Latin bands and musicians, amateur boxing, Mexican dancing horse performances and children's playground. Enjoy Mexican food and other dishes from top local restaurants, arts, crafts, games and more. Located at the Grand Sierra Resort parking area.

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VIRGINIA CITY
MAY 12, 2012 - MAY 13, 2012

FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ICS CHILI COOK OFF & BELTANE FESTIVAL

While this is still the 29th year for the annual chili cook off in Virginia City�.this will be the first year that the event will be expanded to 2 days vs. 1 day, AND it will incorporate a Beltane Fire Festival that will feature Celtic booths, displays, and entertainment, as well as nightly fire demonstrations and shows! So�.the "Fire On The Mountain" theme obviously plays into the chili and salsa cook off too. This is a fun filled weekend for the whole family with live entertainment, pi�ata busting for the kids, craft booths, and plenty of fiery food!

RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
MAY 12-13, 2012

JACKPOT OF GEMS SHOW

Saturday: 10:00am - 5:00pm
Sunday: 10:00am - 4:00pm
Building: Exhibit Hall
Admission: Adults $5.00
Children 6 - 12 years $3.00 and children 6 and under free with a paid adult

For more information contact the Reno Gem & Mineral Society.
Phone: 775-356-8820

FALLON
MAY 18-20, 2012

SPRING WINGS BIRD FESTIVAL

The Lahontan Valley Wetlands surrounding Fallon offer outstanding birding hot spots. Professionals from the Lahontan Audubon Society, US Fish & Wildlife Service and Nevada Department of Wildlife will lead birding and wildlife tours. The festivities also include exciting hands-on activities, raptors on display and expert speakers.

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JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET
MAY 26, 2012
5:00 PM - 11:30 PM

COWBOY CRAWL

Howdy Partner!

Wet your whistle at the first annual Cowboy Crawl at Sparks Victorian Square and John Ascuaga's Nugget.

The roundup starts at 5:00pm so mosey on down to John Ascuaga's Nugget Cabaret with your finest boots, best duds and cowboy hat. All city slickers and bonafied cowboys must begin at the Nugget in order to secure an event wristband and map showing the bar stops located throughout the hotel and Victorian Square. The final stop will end at the Nugget's Cabaret for a kick-up-your-heels party featuring line dancing, live music and libations. For more information about purchasing tickets, click on the website link below.

So Cowboy-up and remember, "never drink downstream from your horse!"

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