Hi this is Jessica Johnson — Chef and former owner and operator of “Weenie A Go Go,” Cleveland’s heavenly hot dog hotspot. I am known from coast to coast as the “Weenie Queen” and now you, and your wiener, can meet me in-person at Dennis Hof’s World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch!
Want to enjoy a great meal with an amazing gal? Let’s get cooking! Maybe you’ve seen me on Food Network’s super-popular cooking show “Chopped,” where I put my culinary skills to the test and faced off against fellow chefs on TV. It was absolutely wonderful to be recognized for my cooking expertise and to be on the show! All of America saw me work my magic in the kitchen, but now we can make some magic in the bedroom too! You and I can have a private session where I can warm your tummy with the best made-to-order meal you’ve ever had. Afterwards, I can compliment your wiener with the best topping ever — ME!
Over dinner we can learn all about each other. I want to know what makes you tick and what turns you on. If you’re a into sports, get ready for me to talk your ear off about the Browns and Cavaliers — I’m a HUGE Cleveland sports fan.
What I love most is treating a man right. Taking care of you from head to toe (and stomach). With me, you’ll experience the perfect overnight encounter: I’ll prepare for you a sumptuous romantic dinner, blow your mind with hours of passionate and tender lovemaking, and make you a hearty breakfast the next morning! Let me be your personal chef and your private fantasy girl.
Weenies make me happy, and no one knows how to handle a weenie like me. I love having fun, meeting new people, and enjoying all of the delicious pleasures life has to offer — so come see me at the Bunny Ranch, and let’s see what’s on the menu…