I don't know what I want to do more Stuff you or Baste You! I know you are perfectly seasoned but you know I have to Taste You! That's the main course what are you going to do to me for dessert?
Here's two useless facts for you, Randy! 1.) Whaling is illegal in...Oklahoma. Think about that a moment. 2.) In Alaska it is illegal to push a Moose out of an airplane.
As heard on NPR: there is more genetic diversity in a colony of penguins then there is in all the people of the world
In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder