:::Useless Knowledge With Randy Ryder:::

You are more likely to fie from a falling coconut that a shark attack.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

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That is one of the fun things I love about our parties! Just being silly! Refering to your Kitty in the 3rd person!lol
Can't wait for some Kitty Kuddling and Petting and Pleasing!
My favorite Bedtime Story is...
Randy Ryder and the 3 B's!
Booty Boobs and Bush!
They Are Just Right!

 

There is a Naughty Joke in there somewhere!lol
You're right animation takes a lot of time. I will show the new project I'm working on when I get there.

 

The first time I ever heard something happy to have Fat Back other than with Collard Greens!lol

 

Wow I never knew that! And if you watched Phineas and Ferb we know the thing at the of a shoe lace is called the Aglet!lol

 

Dang that sounds like a swollen ball disorder!lol
Brain Freeze sounds Better!
Brain Freeze is how my migraines feel!

 

Nope but it but it will make your eyeballs pop out your head!lol

 

I think the coconut is better way to go as long it is the last day of vacation not the first!

 

I didn't know this! pretty interesting...

 

crazy right!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

very true!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

ouch!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Aww... Migraines are the worst!! I can make you feel better!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

He he! The more you know!! Wheres the graphic you made me hehe!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

haha!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

What a great mini story!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The word “gorilla” is derived from a Greek word meaning, “A tribe of hairy women.”

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The Guinness Book of World Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from libraries.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Cacophobia is known as the fear of ugliness

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

A flock of crows is known as a murder.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Movie theater popcorn costs more per ounce than Fillet Mignon, the price of Popcorn is more than 1200% higher than its production costs.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

There are 923 words in the English language that break the “I before E” rule. Only 44 words actually follow that rule.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Never squash a wasp that has stung you. Upon being crushed, it will release a chemical that becomes airborne; this signals guard wasps to come and sting whatever gets in their way.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

There are more pigs than humans in Denmark.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

A giraffe's heart weighs 24 pounds.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

By age 20 we lose 20% of our sense of smell. By age 60 it is 60%

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Milton Bradley originally wanted to name the game Twister, Pretzel; but he could not since the name was copyrighted.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I’m gonna get stuffed!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

We will go to the Hard Rock Pool the last day of my Birthday trip!lol

 

Yes They Suck!
You Always Make Me Feel Better!
I totally need Some Randy TLC!
The Doctor Said Two Randy New Year Rydes A Day will keep him Away!