:::Useless Knowledge With Randy Ryder:::

I always try but you always succeed and do MORE! I think I have come up with some fun spoil you gifts and trips over the next few months especially for your Birthday and one very special gift and party on my Bucket List!
I'm already getting excited to see the look on your face!

 

Here's a useless fact I recently ran across..... If the population of China walked past you in a single file line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

 

oh lala! lucky me!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

No I'm Lucky to have met you I'm BLESSED to be able to see you and we are Blessed that I have Great taste Connections and creativity to give you a gift that well let's just say your going to need your truck to take it home!

 

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren't added to it!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

There is more lemon juice in Lemon Pledge then Country Time Lemonade.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Humming birds can't walk.

There is more lemon juice in Lemon Pledge then Country Time Lemonade.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

God is the only Simpson character to have 5 fingers on each hand.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Nothing rhymes with carpet.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I can't wait to give you your Christmas Stocking Stuffer!

 

I totally forgot about that! Do you know why most cartoon characters have 4 fingers? They can get done faster. Not drawing that 5th finger has saved studios Billions!
Did you know that the creator of the Simpson's initials are drawn on Homers Head Matt Groening! Look at his hair and his ear!

 

I didn't know that but I LOVE yours!

 

You two are so cute together!

 

Aww why thanks!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Hehe! Oh I know you do!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Really. Just by leaving off a finger. Who knew!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I’m pulling them down as we speak lol!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I was imagining that! Keep them on when we party!

 

Yep there is 24 frames a second in animation so imagine you have a 30 minute cartoon. You draw a 4 minute scene with 5 characters! You don't have to draw those fingers on each frame!

 

Love Love Love your Carpet!
I had a lot of fun rubbing your rug! Do you remember what we did?
So funny and HOT!
Can we do it again?

 

I would buy this!
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the term right wing and left wing come from 18th century france. those who sided with the king sat on the right and those who wanted to revolt against the king sat on the left of the parliament chamber.

 

I think I would too.... I wonder if our brains would play tricks on us and make us think it taste different.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

WOW.... So simple back then!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Absolutely!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

true... its just crazy to me how much time 1 finger can save!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

A blue wales's heart is so big that a small child can swim through its veins.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Elephants use the skin folds on their back to crush mosquitos.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

A flamboyance is a group of flamingos.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The sleeve on the outside of a coffee cup is called a zarf.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

"Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia" is the scientific term for brain freeze.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Armadillos only give birth to quadruplets.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

It's impossible to hum while holding your nose.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder