The Bunny girls are the best friend a man can have, I love each and every one of them. I saw this and thought I would share it with you True Friendship Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad-I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue-I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile-I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared-I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried-I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused-I will use little words. 7. When you are sick-Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall-I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I ! pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.