The Anna Suvari experience

Discussion in 'Real Life Ranch Reports' started by Tom323232, Apr 20, 2008.

  1. After reading so many glowing reviews about Anna Suvari and then learning she had been voted a finalist for Courtesan of the Year, I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

    A little background: Before visiting Anna, I had previously partied at the MLBR, BRII, Chicken Ranch and Sagebrush. Without naming names, I was satisfied with each of the ladies I selected.

    But nothing like this. This was beyond what I expect from even the most skilled, attentive courtesan. This was out of this world. Earth-moving. Anna has haunted my thoughts and dreams from the moment we said goodbye to each other. It seems all I can think about now is how I can break away to see her again.

    It's hard to say what's most enchanting about Anna. Those mesmerizing green eyes? The sparkling smile of a dentist's daughter? Lips even Angelina Jolie would die for? That incredible, curvacious figure? The full, real, perky, drool-inducing breasts? Those long, heavenly legs? The tight, delicious and responsive treat between them? The warm demeanor? The engaging personality? The skillful, knowing moves? The delightful conversation?

    For me, it's all of the above and more. Believe the hype. Better yet, log off right now and go experience it.

    I won't go into expansive detail about our specific party, but I will say that I'm not easily pleased. Like many men, I have erectile difficulties. Perhaps what impressed me most about my limited time with Anna was that she was able to do to me what Viagra apparently cannot. She patiently taught me how to please her -- and I did. I left the ranch feeling like an 18-year-old Peter North. My confidence is sky high. I have renewed energy. I'm working out again -- and enjoying it. Every day is full of possibility. Life is good. 8)

    I owe all that to Anna, and yet even now she is trying to convince me that it was all my doing. You see, underneath all that radiant, jaw-dropping beauty, shielded in part by those breathtaking breasts, beats a big heart. She's without question one of the kindest, most sincere people I have met. She goes out of her way to make sure that when you walk out that door, it's a beginning, not the end.

    Indeed, the mind-blowing sex is but a fraction of the Anna Suvari experience. It continues to this day, even as I excitedly make plans for only my second visit.

    If you read this, Anna, thank you. You are a fantasy come to life.
     
  2. Well done. You are so right about the experience just beginning when you walk out the door. Thanks for the post.
     
  3. Awesome report. It's definitely "all of the above."
     
  4. Thank you, Tom, for the great review. I, too, had an amazing time. You're a true gentleman.
     
  5. Wow, that is amazing, for some reason I knew you would be amazing. Anna I will come see you, and Tom, I have alot of respect for you to say some of the stuff you did, revealing personal stuff like that. I will experience my first time with Anna definately now.. I really hope she is there when I visit..I want to see this amazing woman myself..
     
  6. Aww. Smooch! I look forward to it, Josh! :)
     
  7. A bump for my favorite bunny.
     
  8. Wow!!!!!! I have been trying to find the words to describe my party with Anna last week and you stole a lot of the words right out of my mouth. It is good to know that I am not the only one in awe of her majestic beauty and sexual skill.. 8)
     
  9. Definatly all of the above.
     
  10. life is good, yah i'll say.

    /bryce
     
  11. I think it's time for a refresher course, don't you? ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  12. For me it is, Anna and I am working on it!!!! Those pix of you in the pink corset , yes yes yes!
     
  13. This one? ;)

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  14. Oh, heavens, that's the one I like too!
     
  15. Another favorite. Cheers!
     
  16. It'd be even better with you here! ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  17. Much respect for you Tom, thanks fo r the review. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     
  18. i am trying to get there by the end of november. i already know what i want to do. you and me and tahoe.

    /bryce
     
  19. The Anna Suvari experience is not to be missed. Take it from me, or Tom32. [smilie=happy.gif]
     
  20. Or from me.
    Thank god for having experienced it!
     
  21. breastlvr
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    I will experience it. Will. :wink: [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  22. If you like that one, you'll love what I just ordered. ;) :twisted:
     
  23. Or from him. [smilie=happy.gif]
     
  24. Can't wait to have your company again, Bryce! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  25. You really are getting the hang of this! :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  26. Can't wait for my birthday encounter with the lovely Anna [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    I am learning from the best! :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  28. Laci is a good teacher! :D
     
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    I'm sure she is, but it was you to whom I was referring. :D
     
  30. Either way! :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  31. breastlvr
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    Perhaps I should receive some private tutoring from the both of you! :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  32. We insist! ;)
     
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    Mmmmm...private lessons from the two most beautiful and sexiest laides around! What did I do to deserve such treatment? [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  34. Ask for it! :D ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Is that all it takes? :wink: :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     

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