@GemStoned is really a Russian Agent, she had to come up with a persona to blend into Am. Culture and she has gotten many secrets out of top level govt. officials that she sends back to Russia in the empty cans of Caviar she has imported from her motherland. You can find her at an elite college and on Tinder, but beware she likes to bite.
@GemStoned soaks in a bath full of Extra Virgin Olive Oil every morning to make sure her skin in silky soft.
@BigAlbowski one participated in a marathon wearing a blue crab costume Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
@DMVguy001 builds and designs floats for "Carnivale". He says its to have a creative outlet. But really, he just likes driving the floats in the parade so he can see the dancers up close.
@Natasha Star once held the record for the longest time underwater. Her record was bested by an Olympic swimmer. She vows to retake her crown.
Old Nick recently completed training to be a licensed Butter Grader for the state of Wisconsin. His responsibility will be to taste test batches of butter and assign a grade to it. The good people of Wisconsin can sleep easy at night knowing that the butter sold in grocery stores have the correct grades!
@Lunch Buffett has a huge porn collection that takes up 2 rooms in his house and a theater screen that rivals many theaters to show his porn collection off. He sits alone at night watching the performers on the screen wishing he could get a job on a porn set! He would even be willing to be the fluffer or oil person. But he is to shy to chase his dreams so he sits alone watching his porn collection, wishing he had the courage to make his dream a reality!!
@grizzly was once camping and began choking on a hot dog but was thankfully saved by a quick-thinking Sasquatch who applied the Heimlich maneuver!!
@BigAlbowski dreamed up the storyline for Triple H drugging Stephanie McMahon and marrying her at a drive in chapel in Vegas. This subsequently led to Triple H and Stephanie getting married for real in the future. As such, Vince never hired him again.
Old Nick was a famous televised ghost hunter until one night he had a heart to heart with a ghost who didn't want to be revealed. That night, out of respect, he quit the TV show and walked away from a multi-million dollar contract just to do the right thing. The ghost is truly. eternally, grateful. And Old Nick is content in the knowledge his sacrifice secured happiness in the afterlife for an insecure ghost.
@Natasha Star was once a world famous Ballerina. She dreamed of being Clara in the Nutcracker however she was rejected because the director did not like her after she rebuffed his attempts to get in her leotards. She quit dancing shortly after, because the director ruined her dream. You can now catch her teaching young dancers and humming the tune to the Nutcracker Suite.
@grizzly spent 5 years on an archaeological dig in Egypt and discovered a previously unknown Pharaoh Ate-An-Almond
@BigAlbowski competes in a triathlon. But not a normal one. The first leg is a race on pocketbikes down Chicago city streets. The second leg is jello speed swimming in the community pool. And the third leg is distance running in clown costumes with dance breaks. He's won the last 7 years straight.
@Natasha Star has an Easter Egg Hunt every year but never hides eggs so she can laugh at the kids looking everywhere for nothing!
@BigAlbowski was trying to organize a metal fest in the desert but the idea fell through when Metallica proved to be too expensive to book. Damn. I was looking forward to it, too.
@TiffanyHilton is the true Heiress to the Hilton hotel empire, but she got upstaged by Paris and her sex tape. So she went to work in the brothels to beat Paris' stupid sex tape and reclaim her rightful inheritance from her strangely media obsessed parents.
@BigAlbowski has the world's largest collection of Strawberry Shortcake figurines and is in the Guiness Book of World Records.
@Sharky is Aquaman's right hand man. Er... Shark. Right hand shark. He does everything for Aquaman. The new movie about Aquaman got it all wrong. It should have been about Sharky. Hes the real hero.
@Natasha Star recreates the scene from "American Beauty" at least twice a week so her skin smells like roses!
@RoxyGold travels everywhere in a golden horse-drawn carriage with four attendants to see to her every need!
@BigAlbowski once tried out for a beer commercial, but stormed off the set when he found out there was no real beer to be had.
@BigAlbowski lives a secret life as porn director and his life partner has no clue, he disappears at all hours of the night and is in bed by 6am, in fact last evening he was in the mountains shooting a scene for a currently untitled Porno, unfortunately @BigAlbowski is currently recovering in the ER from frostbite from that porno shoot.
@EllieMoore likes to tie hundreds of balloons to a lawn chair and float all over Nevada taking pictures!
