Tell a Silly Lie with Natasha Star

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  1. Old Nick
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    @Natasha Star had a collection of pachinko machines and came close to introducing the concept in Vegas, then a Japanese tycoon stole them and took them all to Tokyo.
     
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  2. BigAlbowski
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    @Old Nick dresses like the Lone Ranger on dates and has the lady call him "kemosabe"..... If things go well he gets to yell "Hi-Yo, Silver! Away! "
     
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  3. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    @BigAlbowski likes baking cookies in the shapes of dragons. Then, when he's done, he pretends to be a mighty warlord, holds a plate like a shield, and uses his butcher knife to slay them.
    He named his knife "The Dragonslayer +3 vs Cookie Dragons"
     
  4. BigAlbowski
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    @Natasha Star has an army of drones that fly to various locations to bring back things she needs... toys, fast food, snacks, beer!
     
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    Big Albowski likes to go to random places in California to eat foie gras and then posts pictures on social media. PETA has denounced his actions and put a bounty on his head!
     
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    Lunch Buffett has been training sled dogs for the Iditarod for 13 years!
     
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  7. Old Nick
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    @BigAlbowski has a big amiibo collection. I hope to catch up someday.
     
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  8. BigAlbowski
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    @Old Nick bowls on two lanes using each arm at the same time and has twice bowled 300/300 games!
     
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    Big Albowski was inspired by the old MS-DOS game robotfindskitten, to build a full size robot tasked with finding real life kittens. One day, the robot wandered away. Occasionally, in the news Big Al will read about a robot that breaks into houses and causes thousands of dollars in damage.
     
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  10. Old Nick
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  11. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Remember the old commercial where they throw the basketball at more and more complex combinations of bouncing the ball off various surfaces and people and angles before finally proclaiming "... nothing but net"? Yeah, well, this one went down in history. @Old Nick was visiting Ireland during their elections, and he was a grand champion dart thrower. Unbeknownst to him, several politicians were in the pub he was playing darts at, meeting and greeting their public. He thoroughly trounced the locals at darts, and won so many beers, he was getting pretty tipsy. SO he decided, in semi-drunken wisdom, to share an American tradition. He explained the nothing but net commercial, and challenged his next competitor at darts to a nothing but bullseye competition. They were really good, and he had gotten up to five ricochets with "nothing but bullseye", when he decided to try to bounce the dart off the arse of a gentleman conversing loudly near the dart lane. Well, it turned out to be former Irish head of state Brian Cowen. And the dart didn't bounce. The Garda chased poor Old Nick all the way to St George's channel, where he stole a row boat and fled across the Irish Sea to Wales. He's still a wanted man to this day. And now you know how Cowen got his limp.
     
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  12. BigAlbowski
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    @Natasha Star has been playing the same Claw Toy Grabber Machine for ten years trying to win a stuffed SpongeBob Squarepants plush spending over $5000 through last Wednesday!
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  13. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    @ BigAlbowskitried to help me win with the grabber machine once. But he too burned through a couple grand. We were convinced they were rigged. Then some 5 year old kid bee-bopped over, popped in 1 dollar, and won one right in front of us. BigAlbowski tried to buy it off the kid for me, but she refused.

    Thanks for taunting me with that picture of the prize BigAl. One day.... it will be mine....
     
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    @BigAlbowski has a pet unicorn named sprinkles that he rides while wearing a pink brassiere.
     
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    @GemStoned attempted to create a device to control the weather. It malfunctioned, causing the weather to go crazy, and sending politicians and environmentalists into a frenzy.
     
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  16. BigAlbowski
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    @Old Nick likes to go to pizza places and watch them toss dough in the air. He counts the rotations and won't buy a pizza until he counts to 1000.
     
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    @BigAlbowski likes to collect peoples farts and sniff them. It is his favorite aphrodisiac
     
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  18. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    @GemStonedused to make jewelry, until a late night heist one night when thieves made off with several hundred thousand dollars of her property. She gave up fabricating new jewelry to instead go on a revenge spree stealing back her stolen merchandise, and went on to become a famous cat burglar across Europe. Eventually she got bored with how easy it was, and hired people to do it for her.
     
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    Before, I mentioned @Natasha Star moonlighting as a wrestler in Japan. Turns out she made it into WWE 2K18 on the Switch before retirement. Here’s a match up screen where she’s facing off against December, originally known as Abby Normal.

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  20. BigAlbowski
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    @Old Nick has a one acre flower garden and makes sure all his blooms are in alphabetical order. Thankfully he has recovered from the Daisies before Carnations debacle of 2012!
     
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    @Old Nick likes to dress up real pretty and dance burlesque. He has won several awards for his passion & talent for the art.
     
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    lol I'm too slow at thinking up silly lies. This is so fun though.
     
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  23. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    (You're doing great!! :) We're all just being silly and having fun!!)

    @GemStoned is really a total pro at this, but she pretends to be slow at thinking them up so the rest of us don't get embarrassed. :D;)
     
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    @Natasha Star is one of the persons who would leave three red roses and a bottle of cognac on Edgar Allan Poe's grave.
     
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    @BigAlbowski is secretly an alien here to observe our species and select the best of the best to abduct and create a new cross race with.

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  26. BigAlbowski
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    @GemStoned has an ant farm where the ants were trained to spell her name in their tunnels..... Except they always get the "e" upside down!
     
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  27. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    @BigAlbowski is a mail order ant supplier who specializes in training ants the Azerbaijani language just to mess with people who order from him by having their ants always spell words with the "e" upside down.

    Guess who his last client was....?
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  28. BigAlbowski
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    @Natasha Star will only sing songs by Debbie Gibson during karaoke!
     
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    @Old Nick likes to wear pink kitty kat onsies and dance to Kesha when he thinks no one is watching
     
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    @GemStoned has an extensive collection of Precious Moments figurines that she inherited from her former Girl Scout troop leader :)
     
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  32. BigAlbowski
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    @RoxyGold can recite every Shakespeare Sonnet from memory!
     
  33. GemStoned
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    @RoxyGold has to count to ten anytime she enters or leaves a room, if someone interrupts she has to start all over again.
     
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  34. BigAlbowski
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    @GemStoned has been creating an exact 20 foot replica of the Eiffel Tower out of Play Dough!
     
  35. GemStoned
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    @BigAlbowski ruined my Play Dough Eiffel Tower, on accident, just as I was about to finish :(
     

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