Natasha holds the record for putting candy cane companies out of business because she walks by a bunch of them and their sugar . . . combusts.
Big Al once tried to convince a friend he was Al Capone. When he found out what killed Capone, he decided on a safer tactic.
Big Al was in a Queen tribute band doing Freddie Mercury until he became BIG Al and the wife-beaters didn't fit the same.
@59FenderSuper has watched the Phoebe Cates topless pool scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High approximately 693,675 times.
BigAlbowski has watched the Phoebe Cates topless pool scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High approximately 693,675 times but only because he's thinking "What are those flowers in the background? Azaleas? Petunias? And who the hell is that person who's blocking my view? Maybe they're roses . . ."
Jim DiGriz has played the same Ms. Pac-Man machine for years trying to beat the high score held by a mysterious... A S S
A S S - my evil nemesis! I can just see him there, smirking, while he maneuvers Ms. Pac-Man to a Power Pellet before Blinky eats her. I'll beat his score yet! Natasha Star can't complete a single level of Ms. Pac-Man because she won't eat her opponents ("Ghosts have feelings too!").
When BigAlbowski shops, he will only put things in his cart in alphabetical order. ("Get some apples from the Produce section, then across the store to get some beer, then to the candy aisle for chocolate . . .")
Jim DiGriz is worshipped as a god by an isolated tribe in the Amazon and is known as "The Bringer of Fire" for giving them 100 bottles of tabasco hot sauce.
BigAlbowski is worshipped as a god, but because he knows every answer to every edition of Trivial Pursuit. Every. Single. One. (And that includes the World of Warcraft edition)
Jim DiGriz refuses to eat apple sauce with a spoon. In fact, he had a straw custom made from titanium to assist in his apple sauce eating/slurping. He loves the functionality, but cleaning it is a bit bothersome.
@Natasha Star has a sexy dance for every song including the "Sesame Street" and "The Flintstones" theme songs!
On the arcade version of Tekken 3, if both joysticks are held UP and both START buttons are pressed simultaneously, @BigAlbowski appears as a secret character!
Well I'd use a regular straw, but Natasha uses them all! That's right - those 500 million straws a day that're being used, most of which wind up in the ocean? Natasha - hands down. (And as a New Year's bonus - this one's a double lie!)
While playing the game show "DILL or NO DILL", Jim DiGriz won the grand prize of one year's supply of Vlasic pickles.
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads quietly set a world record for highest Tetris score in 2002
The sharks that set the Tetris world record were disqualified because that game came from Russia and it was found that Russia interfered with the Tetris results.
Jim DiGriz's ice skating choreograph, featuring 9 standard poodles, is aired on Nordic television every year on April 3rd.
@BigAlbowski is set to star in the upcoming Coen Brothers film about a trio of Evil Kenevil impersonators that perpetrate a disastrous attempted robbery of a Grand Canyon Tour group
In an interview before a stunt, Super Lilly Poole stated "Here at the Super Lilly stunt complex, we're set to drive this car up that ramp over there and jump over five crushed cars and land on the ramp on the far side. To make the event more exciting, we've got these cranes with wrecking balls attached. At predetermined intervals, the crane operators will 'drop the ball' so to speak. Safety is our number one priority, which is why we use genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings in my safety harness." As Super Lilly was warming up the engine in her car, one of the crane operators accidentally released a wrecking ball too early causing the car to be smashed flat. As the crew rushed in, Super Lilly could be heard on microphone saying "I'm Ok! I've got a massive headache. Has anyone got an aspirin? Can you get me out of here, please? It's really uncomfortable in here."
@Lunch Buffett had his pilot for a documentary series about the life of the recently passed Super Dave Osborne (Bob Einstein) picked up by CBS All Access
Lily Poole's most often-repeated phrase is: "It's Lily! LILL-EE! 'Liver' stopped being funny after the third time!"
@MickeeBee is able to use four pairs of chopstick at a time thanks to highly dexterous ring and pinky fingers!!
@BigAlbowski runs an underground chopstick syndicate in Chinatown, smuggling and distributing the utensils up and down the eastern seaboard
@Lily Poole has been training bullfrogs to play a live action version of Frogger! Sadly only 1 out of 100 frogs survive!
@BigAlbowski just dimed me out to PETA !!! And the last frog had just passed George Costanza's high score!
