Tell a Silly Lie with Natasha Star

And I ain't saying' where... .......................................................

 

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Right!?!?!?

I thought this was "tell a Silly lie"..... You-all keep Calling me out on Truths!!!!! Hahahaha....

 

@59FenderSuper once made a guitar from a fender off of a 59' Buick....

Hence his Name........

 

Big Daddy 76 stole the Buick 59 Fender Super took the fender from to make the guitar - so tecnically it is a "hot" guitar.

 

@Mickey_St_James was the Wheel Man in the Heist if the Fender..

They rode off in a 1959 Knuckle Head with sidecar......

What a Sight..

 

Indeed - it was st the lead of the Nevada Day Parade! Followed by Roxy Gold driving the limo with pink bunnies on it!

 

@BigDaddy76 ... That was YOU!!!???
BigDaddy76 hangs around juvenile unicorns with fake IDs who buy porn like "Strokin' My Horn" and "Faerieland Fetishes"!

And @Mickey_St_James likes Troll and Orc porn like "Trolls' Holes" and Orc's Dorks"!

 

Big Albowski produces and directs out of Fantasy Land Porno Productions which has just released "The Horny Unicorny and the Troll's Back Hole".

 

I just wanted to Thank you, @BigAlbowski , and @59FenderSuper for some Much Needed Laughs.....

That reminds me.... @Mickey_St_James reads bedtime stories to underprivileged crocodiles in Florida as part of his New Jedi Training......

 

I do, but they misheard the story and started chasing Big Daddy 76 around the Everglades trying to bite his Crocodile un-dees

 

Mickey St. James is from the government, and he's here to help.

 

Jim DiGriz rode on the back of a Humpback Whale from San Diego to Seattle!

 

Response: Not true! It was a sperm whale, and completely consensual!

Lie: BigalbOwski is secretly the gadget supplier of an international spy network. Don't believe me?

BigalbOwski --> B + O --> 2 + 15 --> 17 = Q. And we all know what Q branch does!

 

Hell just froze over, I'm going to turn up the heat again. Any takers, want to join in.?

 

AND the Feds took 50% in taxes.

 

Ah, but which government and help with what?

And Cajun Man are you sure it was a fart? It could have been a queef!

 

I want to answer your question, but I'm supposed to lie, so . . .

The government quote was not from Reagan. He was not joking about how, when government comes in to solve a problem, it only makes it worse.

 

Jim DiGriz has seen "The Wizard of Oz" 467 times and always wears his Cowardly Lion outfit when he watches!

 

I have to disqualify myself self from the liars competition. You see, I've never told a lie in my life!

 

Mickey St James never told a lie in his life.

 

@Natasha Star is the national spokesperson for Kraft Mac and Cheese.

 

@59FenderSuper has a five mile long slot car track all throughout his house and holds private races daily.... The blue car wins 75% of the time!

 

BigAl is on a special diet which allows him to only eat Jelly Bellies on odd number days.

 

It's actually true that BigAl is on this diet. What isn't known is that the reason he doesn't eat the Jelly Bellies on even number days is that Natasha takes them before he gets to the kitchen.

 

Jim DiGriz puts raisins on his pizza to prove to people that pineapple isn't the worst topping!

 

Natasha was recently certified as having "the longest most shapely legs" in the Red Light District by an official undercover (he wishes he was under the covers) legs expert who left without his goodbye hug, so as not to seem biased.

 

Mickey St James' favorite drink is a Shirley Temple... not because it's a non-alcoholic drink but because he is a HUGE fan of the actress' film "Wee Willie Winkie"

 

NOT true. Mickey St. James was a fan of wee Willie's lesser known brother Huge Willie Winkle.

 

Say WHAT? In MY house, the blue car wins ALL the time...

 

Mickey St. James wants a 6-string bass.

 

Hey, wait just a bunny-humpin' minute, I want some of them bunnies (better yet @Natasha Star) in MAH RIDE!!!

 

Ok, ok, we'll make the necessary arrangements!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm bassically a bass purist!

59 FenderSuper wants a Telecaster with on of those sitars attached, and a picture of Natasha, in one of her real short skirts, in his dressing room!

 

And a portrait of Ravi Shankar on the back.

Mickey St. James wouldn't do a fucking thing for a Klondike Bar.