Natasha Star will be flying on Space X's Dragon capsule when it takes tourists around the moon. The flight was delayed so that engineers could redesign the oxygen tanks. Apparently, Elon Musks' initial specifications called for cannabis laced oxygen. It seems that no one wants to be high while they're flying high.
I actually drive them insane with my singing ... but close. LOL Natasha Starr actually has a star named after her called the Little Squirt. It's on Orion's belt.
Lunch Buffet is a first cousin to Warren Buffett. His dad dropped the extra T when they fell out with that side of the family.
Ooo that sounds like a lot of fun. I believe that @BigAlbowski was with her on the ride and didn't want to make any pit stops.
@DesertRose has been busy writing her memoirs... "A Rose from Gallifrey: Confessions of a Time Lady Courtesan"
Big Al’s first job was a court stenographer back in the days of typewriters. His speed and accuracy with his fingers made him a delight for the ladies for decades to come
Banks have been implementing palm scanners to identify their customers and allow them to transfer money easily. Roxy Gold embedded a palm scanner into her clothing so that every time someone slaps her butt, one hundred dollars is transferred into her bank account. This resulted in a lot of peculiar conversations with Roxy encouraging people to touch her butt.
LOL - I'm a member... http://www.barebunsbikers.com/ Ah but the pit stops are where all the memories are made!
Lunch Buffet knows about Roxy's scanner because he is ground zero for tracking the whole "butt activity".
@sonja is actually a genie in a bottle... If you rub her the right way she will make all your wishes come true... If the bottle is rockin don't come knockin!!
@MaliaMay will cover her body with peanut butter and have her lover lick it off.... She calls it a "PB&May"
@59FenderSuper To the moon, Alice!!! LOL. You don’t have to be older @BigAlbowski thanks for giving me an idea for a new menu item!! Lol!
Which vibrator? lol @59FenderSuper has a ritual of dancing naked to Rihanna and eating pineapples before masturbating
@Tori Belle & @MaliaMay running around chase the ghost over at Love Ranch North and sex stories. Oooo now that's something that never gets old.
@DesertRose has trained two gorillas to fight with lightsabers ... unfortunately one turned to the dark side and is building a Death Star made of sticks and leaves.
On this week's episode of "Coffee with Alice", Alice Little and her special guest Big Albowski discuss etiquette while dining at the Y. The show ran long, so they decided to postpone my sock puppet show until the next episode.
Lunch Buffett is a master juggler but can only perform when listening to the Scorpions "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Big Al streaked Bill Clintons inaugural ball, Secret Service and Hillary are both looking for him, but for different reasons......
