I had this rattling around in my head for a bit...I remember hearing that Dennis Hof was planning to build a pirate themed brothel in celebration of the Raiders moving to Vegas, and I’m still clamoring for a heavy metal themed brothel. I’d open one if I could. I do have an idea for a metal-themed VIP room. Just another one of my crazy ideas. Of course, there’d be a bed in the center, because there’s just gotta be. There’d be guitars mounted on the walls, pics of semi nude models posing with guitars, and on one side, put a motorcycle in there. Who hasn’t want to do it on a motorcycle before? Just bolt it to the floor. You don’t it tipping over while you’re fucking on it. That would happen to me with my luck. On the other side, there’d be a round hot tub with a pentagram design. Call it the pentatub. Also, put in a stripper pole...just in case. It’s just an idea I thought I’d share.