Spam & Me, what should I do?

Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by Dennis Hof, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. Here are my choices.


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    ?
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  2. D,
    No low interest Mortgages?
     
  3. Stop surfing porn and they will stop stealing your email address lol...
     
  4. Dennis

    You are so sweet to include us in your fantasy porn scenario. You know how much we love your attention.

    It was like reading 'thehun.com' top 60+ pics of the day with a personal twist. I lOVED it!

    Wow-the fisting comments you made have truly put some visuals in my head--the master likes that scenario too--Im sure it takes hours--I am impatient sometimes-but with you Im sure it would be worth it:)Tell becca to post me the sordid details.

    Now to address the 'dribble' comment. Not too worry D. I havent heard any complaints about you at the finish line. But more importantly--if your using a condom-who the hell knows how your fast or forcefully your swimmers came out of the gate. And as I have heard-after 10+ orgasms-a girl isnt going to give a hoot about this topic.

    Skills baby-its all about skills!!

    Hugs and kisses
    Trixii32
     
  5. good suggestion but I have never been to a site that sells porn, but I think you might be on the right track as I have e mails of x employees sent to me and that could be it.

    Bruce remember porno steve? a lot of stuff has his name on it, but we killed his e mail after forwarding it to me for 90 days.

    I am more into having than watching sex, unles its live in Amsterdam, each to his on.
     
  6. dennis has a love affair with spam

    Dennis, it seems like you are already starting to write a book and the first chapter is on spam.
     
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  8. Yes, I have some cute girlfriends I can call!

    <lifts camisole> woooo hooooo!

    You're spam is hilarious! Thanks for sharing D! :D
     
  9. wow your spam knows everything

    Where is clip from this years fave... Doughboy?


    Maddie quit drinking silly
     
  10. I get 1000's of them, its so crazy.
     
  11. Save any you don't want, I love porn makes great stocking stuffers!
     
  12. ONLY IF WE WATCH THEM TOGETHER FIRST.

    GIVING XMAS PRESENTS HAS SPECIAL MEANING THEN.
     
  13. hey dennis so is this on your bunny ranch site? if so i am sure your website administrator could add a spam blocker to your website.
     
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  15. who would want to increase sperm count 500%?

    sperm = pregnancy = not good.

    and load size isnt important.
     
  16. btw, wheres the line i need to wait in to help you test out that phalixx toy?
     
  17. You have yourself a deal.... nothing like a little HO HO, to make the season seem merrier!
     
  18. We don't send spam, how would it help us or our posters? sorry to seem ignorant but spam is not something I know about.
     
  19. Dex
    Chat with Me

    Dex Active Member

    Virginity Tape?!

    Virginity Tape?!......

    I never heard of such a thing! This must be one of the latest and most wonderous inventions from our pals at 3M. I'm just picturing the press conference on this one:

    3M REP: Ladies and gentlemen of the press, thank you for attending this conference. Today we would like to unveil a breakthough in modern adhesive technology. I give you....VIRGINITY TAPE!

    (Rep pauses for obligatory 'oohs' and 'aaahs' and flash photography to ensue)

    3M REP: No longer ladies and gentleman will catholic girls have to worry about sex before marriage - no sir - First they have the morning after pill to avoid using conventional birth control, now they have a way to restore their honor for their unsuspecting husband who waited till the wedding night. Isn't this WONDERFUL?!

    (the folks from the press just stand their in shock as the sounds of crickets chirping is heard)


    Yeah....this is just a great invention folks! :)

    Dex
     
  20. Dennis... "delete all" .... and then....[​IMG]
     
  21. Dennis may want to look into using a service provider that has spam blocking. I use Earthlink and although it is by no means infallible, it works great.

    I literally get between 15,000 and 20,000 spam emails a day. It's gotten that bad. I basically forward every one of my email addresses to the Earthlink account and adjust the Spam Blocker to a reasonable level and 98% of them get nuked.
     
  22. WE HAVE OUR OWN SERVERS ON THE EAST COAST.

    HEY, BOB WHY DON'T WE HAVE THIS.
     
  23. In the meantime if you've got $40 to spare (okay okay, you probably have $40,000,000), you can buy SpamKiller just for your own computer

    http://us.mcafee.com/root/product.asp?productid=msk
     

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