Random Thoughts With Roxy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RoxyGold, Nov 29, 2015.

  1. Fabulous, isn’t it? :)
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  2. If humans could fly, how would that work? Would we fly as fast as we could run? Would flying be, like, exercise then? And would we instinctually avoid it for that reason? :)
     
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  3. No kidding! I love thrift stores. I guess the rebel in me likes a store that isn't trying to shove trends on me. I enjoy finding items that are unique that not everyone can buy at the same time.
     
  4. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Do you know what's odd? Every other number.
     
  5. So if she's sucking your cock, why is it called a blow job?
    o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
     
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    You know what’s weird? You drive in a parkway. And park in a driveway.
     
  7. It is impossible for anything to be "New & Improved" ... If it is one it can't be the other.
     
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    When I pay my cell phone bill through the app I have, I get a text message back saying “Thank you.” Well I didn’t exactly pay out of the goodness of my heart! I kinda need my phone, coz I’m not liking the idea of sending messages by carrier pigeons.
     
  9. The old saying of, a million channels and nothing new on, quit watching cable, disconnect for 1 year and I would bet that the cable companies would come up with new programming in a heartbeat.
     
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  10. If you live to be 70 years old you will spend TEN YEARS of your life on Monday.
     
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  11. If someone won't give you a second thought, find out what their first thought was.
     
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    Yeah, no shit.
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  13. We eat pizza from the inside out.
     
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    Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.
     
  15. Perhaps when they are the 1st to smell it!

    It's not possible for Wolverine to get circumcised.
     
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  16. Things you learned from watching foreign films with captions.... The Japanese have no word for "Break-up Sex" so they have to use English when referring to it.
     
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  17. Based on definition of the food classes...

    Tomato is a fruit
    Garlic is a vegetable
    Banana is an herb
     
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    If nuns are the brides of Christ, does that make Jesus a polygamist?
     
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  19. Bwahaha! Love this one! Thank you for the LOL!
     
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    Hahahaha. Good to see that funny sense of humor of yours.
     
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    Hey you! I can't wait to see you again! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    today we celebrate a group of men who committed treason against their country yet we punish those who commit treason.
     
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    I just read an article about G4. I miss the irony of that channel, showing reruns of Cheaters while one of the big shows is called Cheat.
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Good question

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Omg!!! Yes!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  26. If you get scared "half to death" twice... do you die?
     
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    Utah’s laws regarding sex related businesses seem ironic, considering the state was founded on group sex.
     
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    Wow, I totally did not know that. Guess the saying is true that you learn something in everyday.
     
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    They deny that, but they were polygamists back in the day. And I’m pretty sure it’s a well established fact that a lot of these bishops, elders, and others have polygamy fantasies that they run off to have fulfilled in Nevada. I don’t pay tithing, but I don’t doubt some Utah tithing made its way to Nevada.
     

  30. I saw a documentary years ago on this - going from memory so I've forgotten names... Initially, the founder offered his wife the option of multiple husbands which she declined. Perhaps she thought "no" meant none of it. He accepted her "no" & still decided to take multiple wives which set the double standard of it's for the men but not the women.
     
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    There's only one sunset, and it's been going around the earth for billions of years.
     
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    The founder of the LDS Church is Joseph Smith. His wife’s name was Emma. Church doctrine suggests that polygamy was instituted out of necessity because during the trek out west, lots of men died, and god forbid any women get old alone, but it’s been confirmed that Smith himself was a polygamist, and prior to founding a church, he was a con man. I don’t know why I stay in the religion, especially since I relate a lot with paganism.
     
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  33. A kindred. Nature, I trust. [smilie=happy.gif]
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    If you live in a glass house you should dress in the basement unless you're a exhibitionist. ;)
     
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  35. In order to sleep, we first pretend to sleep.
     
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