GAME Random Quotes heard in the Brothelss

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  1. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    i love brothel life! It is anything but mundane.
    This is going to be a thread of funny things you have heard or said.........


    Just now : “Can you see my areolas?!”

    Everyone please add to this thread and make each other laugh !
     
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  2. kevinz0071
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    kevinz0071 Well-Known Member

    Line up bell @ Moonlight

    Willow love is first in line

    Hi I'm Willow

    Next lady hi I'm Willow

    Lol the whole line up was Willow haha
     
  3. Old Nick
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    Sadly, I didn’t hear this in a brothel. I was in a strip club in Washington. “My name’s Venus, and I love penis!”

    One thing I did hear in a brothel:

    Bartender: You here for a girlfriend?

    Confused trucker: Maybe just a beer.

    Bartender: You are aware what kind of place this is, right?

    This was the same day I lost my virginity.
     
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  4. A 1st timer getting a line up, when asked to pick a lady asked the House mom, "Can you have them leave & I can tell you who it is?"
     
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    I have heard, “You, the sexy babe in the middle with the brown hair. What’s your name again?”

    Wait...that was me. LOL
     
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  6. Haha! Not shy at all I see. [smilie=happy.gif]
     
  7. Old Nick
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    I was feeling exceptionally gutsy that day. B)

    I got with that same lady I was talking to. :D
     
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  8. SPAM ATTACK FROM THE OLD GOAT AIR FORCE AMY!
    [smilie=hi ya!.gif][smilie=i love you1.gif]

    G-REATEST
    O-F
    A-LL
    T-IME

    :D:D:D:D

    [smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=hi ya!.gif]

    Super Sexy and sensual Sunday greetings.

    I am on the floor at the Bunnyranch for a special appearance this week.

    Email me for my specific days and times. [smilie=i love you1.gif]

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. ChloeCakes
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    Hahahahaha !!! Venus loves penis is great when did you lose the V card may I ask?
     
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  10. ChloeCakes
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    Lol! Nice.. did the courtesan reply in line up?! Haha
     
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    Lmao! Awwww how cute and endearing haha
     
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    Lol!!!! A willow treeee eh? Haha I love silly line ups
     
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    On 4th of July...."I'm at the pool party eating BBQ, but I'd rather be eating you"
     
  14. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    :D:DLove that ! Something I totally would have said. Darn I guess I missed ya?
     
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  15. Old Nick
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    Yep. She repeated her name. I ended up choosing her. :)
     
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    Back in 2004. I went to a brothel in Wells.
     
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  17. You're better than BBQ? That is quite a compliment!
     
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  18. I'm not wearing any socks and I have panties to match.

    (that was actually me)
     
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    I got there early but couldn't stay but a couple hours...sage was well represented with Ellie, Zoey, Desert and Misty. btw, I'm at Zepher Cove eating a portobello rueben but I'd rather be ........... :) :)
     
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  20. **********************************************************
    wtf3.jpg
     
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  21. Do these feel real to you? ....................................
     
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  22. Old Nick
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    The last time I was in that particular brothel...

    Owner: How long was your session?

    Girl: (standing with a guy) An hour.

    Owner: You take him back there and max his fucking credit cards out!

    One reason I didn’t go back. The other was I got married.
     
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  23. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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  24. You look like you're a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
     
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    Yep. Beyond fucked up. And a few guys walked out upon hearing that.
     
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  26. Good! They should have. Jeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I stuck around coz I was still with the girl I was partying with. I got lucky. I left the place without breaking my ass.

    The girl I was with apologized to me for what I witnessed.
     
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  28. I'm sure she was mortified. :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:
     
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    She did work there. Probably nothing new.
     
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    From my first brothel trip.

    Me: I do have a question.

    Her: They’re real.

    Me: That’s actually not what I was going to ask.

    Her tits were shot full of silicone, by the way, but I’m the last one to really care about that.
     
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  31. My beaver is dying for some wood! [smilie=happy.gif]
     
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  32. Incoming penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Overheard a staff person at the brothel talking to an alcohol vendor

    "We're a Brothel with a Bar in it."
    "No, we don't do a lot of volume in any one thing."
    "We don't push anything. We just give customers what they want."


    It was refreshing.
     
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  34. Do you allow Australian kisses? [smilie=happy.gif]
     
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  35. I do, btw! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     

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