GAME Professor Hof's School of Whorecraft & Hookery/ part story & game

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  1. DesertRose
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    Here's a new twist on a story that has already been written, but now it's going to be forever brothelized. Especially if you're a fan like myself of the original story. This believe it or not has taken a lot of thought and help from my brothel family to come to fruition, so here it goes......

    Welcome to Professor Hofs school of Whorecraft & Hookery. We are a fun group of all ladies in whoreorities. Shall I break it down for you so you know which house is which animal teams? I'm sure that you probably already know each house has it's own persona; just like each lady, you'll meet.

    BREAK DOWN OF EACH HOUSE
    1. Bunny Ranch is the ravishing rejuvenating Ravens that know how to get your motors going and going.
    2. Sagebrush Ranch is the sensual sexy Snakes that makes you want to slither unto us.
    3. Love Ranch North & South are the beautiful brilliant Beavers that make you think that time has stood still.
    4. Kitkat is the luscious alluring Lionesses that make you roar like the beautiful wild cats they are.
    Each house does earn points by how well our sales go of course, though we truly aren't in an extreme competition with each other; as we all are on the same team which is Professor Hofs. [smilie=happy.gif]
    If you don't know which house you'd be sorted into, we have put together four questions to help figure out which teams or team you'll be rooting for.

    Here are the questions
    1. Which color is your favorite?
    2. Whats your favorite band?
    3. What's favorite sexual position?
    4. What's your favorite animal?
    There will be more to this story in other posts of mine as well as games. Plus you all can help us cross house play some brothel version of Quidditch called ( Ultimate Inner House Game) so we can do more parties together.
     
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    I’ll play.

    Favorite color: Dark blue.
    Favorite band: King Diamond.
    Favorite sexual position: I don’t really have one. It’s been a while.
    Favorite animal: A wolf.
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    I have a feeling you're on the Ravens team, but just maybe you might like to choose your own team to root for lone-wolf and all.
     
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    I’ve always been the lone wolf. :):););)
     
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    My turn HEADmistress .......

    Color: Kelly Green
    Band: Queen
    Position: Cowgirl
    Animal: Dolphin
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    I kinda like the sound of that headmistress :D.
    Seems like you've got a tie of two teams so maybe the inner house game will have to help you break the tie. Check the new post coming out called The Ultimate Inn-er House Game! I'll make it clickable after my post is finished. ;)
     
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  7. forest green
    the ramones
    on the bottom
    sea otter
     
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  8. My favorite color: Blue
    My favorite band: Creed
    My favorite sexual position: Any
    My favorite animal: Dog
     
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    Color - deep navy blue.
    Band - The Who
    Position: Doggy
    Animal: Cat
     
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    5.Which color is your favorite? Green
    6. Whats your favorite band? Metallica
    7. What's favorite sexual position? Doggy
    8. What's your favorite animal? Otter

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    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    This is a very interesting thread - I can't wait to see all the other responses!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    Hmmm you're between two teams it looks like you need to play some Inn-er House Game to figure out which team you'll want to win.
     
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  13. This is cute! HEADmistress Desert Rose is a very creative lady when it comes to innuendo :)
     
  14. very clever, well said, sign of a genius
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    I'm loving that you all are playing with me lol. Thank you.
     
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  16. again, very clever....................our pleasure
     
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    One day, I’ll come and play in person. ;)
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    I prefer that too and I'm looking forward to it. :)
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    Sonds like the Ravens and Lions might have to battle for your affections to root for them.
     
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    Lifelong 49er fan. I'm a "west of the Rockies" kind of guy. Get me east of the continental divide and I feel judged. I'll stick to the west. ;)
     
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    Silly Rabbit ... She meant Ravenclaw vs Gryffindor, not Baltimore vs Detroit ... lol
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    You're correct but it's our brothel version of Harry Potter so I stuck with the animals not sports other then the Quidditch which is our sporty special with me called the Inner house game.
     
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    Leaning toward the Snake team...even though I have a deathly phobia of the actual animals.
     
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    We wont bite unless you want us to.[smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    Well slither on down here and let's make your fantasies come to life.
     
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    Might actually get to do it soon...hopefully.
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    I found out that even some high schools are actually playing Quidditch on real broomsticks and a balls. That's when I thought why not make a brothel version for us sexy adults all to play.
     
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    I'll chime in:

    Color: Red in summer, Blue in winter
    Band: The Moody Blues
    Position: Cowgirl (I have my reasons ;) )
    Animal: Dogs (especially puppies)

    So who do I wind up playing for? :)
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    Looks like it's between the Ravens or the Beavers. You'll have to decide or watch them play our brothels version of Quidditch.
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

    Got some sorting to do don't you gentlemen. At least cheer us on for each team and play with us all to find out your favorites.
     
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    DesertRose Renaissance Lady's Rendezvous!

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    We should have some kind of tryouts hmmmm maybe I can cast some votes......
     
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