Hey Guys! This game is called "The Bad Therapy Game" This is how you play- Tell us or make up a (not too serious) problem. Someone then replies with terrible advice, And then it is their turn to post a problem for the next terrible therapist to answer. (Just for fun! Please don't take this advice!) I will go first!! My pet bear won't stop humping the tree.
Put your night light on a timer and hope that you fall asleep before the light goes off. I am single and afraid to eat at a restaurant by myself. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
The staff requires you to eat a ghost pepper before you talk to a bunny/kitty/lover. I dress up as the Emperor and tell every bunny that they have to "execute order 69".
Tell them all that by "execute" you mean kill and no one ever sixty-nines again. I feel attracted to every man that speaks to me...
I feel attracted to every man that speaks to me...[/QUOTE] Every time a man opens his mouth to speak stick a breast in it. I can't stop thinking about sex.
Do all of your shopping online and wear a straight jacket when you go someplace that you might be prone to stealing something. I can't stop lying about my personal and professional accomplishments.
If you take credit for other people's accomplishments, no one will notice! You invented the Internet! You wrote a book called "The Art of the Deal". Your actions caused the stock market to increase in value! I took a dose of LSD and now Piper Rae's pet bear and a rabid squirrel are chasing me!
Agree to meet your aunt for a date but set her up on a blind date and hope for the best. I sleep through all my alarms and wake up late for work everyday.
Set up a cot at work and never go home. I always drive 15 mph over the speed limit on the interstate.
Get a job that allows you to telecommute during the day and the do your errands at night. Also make Barrow, Alaska your winter home. Every morning I act like a rooster and crow at dawn.
Go live at a farm where that sort of thing is appreciated! I keep putting my shoes on the wrong feet!
Switch places with the monster, let it know how it feels to be scared When I walk past this dog, he shows his teeth at me.
Inject alcohol directly into your blood stream (disclaimer: DON'T DO THIS!) I love blonde hair more than my natural hair color
Were a purple suit coat and give out lollipops. I hate wearing panties and pants when in the grocery store!
Ask the clerk if he knows where to find the cherries. I'm am so freakin bored. Nothing to do today. I guess I'll sit around and medicate.
Go to a Mall and watch people freaking out Christmas shopping... it's fun!! I keep pinching ladies behinds!
Say inappropriate things all the time so no one knows the difference I get tongue tied around beautiful women!
Approach the beautiful woman of your choice wielding a Berlitz translation guide so when you start talking, it sounds like you're from an exotic foreign country in need of help (you, not the country...well, maybe both ) It hurts when I do that.
Beg your dominatrix for mercy. She might take pity on her slave and allow you some pleasure. I had to give an inspiring speech but all I could come up with was this: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we nothing to fear but fear itself. Who's with me?"
