I was on Ghetto bird, Southwest aitlines today, I love them but god I wish they had a first class. I got on the plane first (they gave me a pass) then I go to the back of the plane, last row. The pilot and the stews come back and we talk and they take a few pics for the SWA magazine, everything was cool. Now for the bad part, drunken Mc dumbass and his chimp looking wife come past all the empty seats and sit across from me. Dumbass says "is that rollalong and that duffle a girl's stuff" I say "no dude its what your wife wishes you had bought her, right darling?" the says "I love that stuff" The guy watched people going to the bathroom saying "I love your show etc" and says to me "are you famous?" "yes I am a dancer" "really" "yes a ballerina, haven't you heard of the Bunnranch Ballet?" "No" "you really need to put some culture in your life" "Mom wanna go to the ballet? its probably expensive thats where he gets the money to buy that girls luggage" At this point the stews signaled me to come back to the gally where I spent the rest of the flight laughing our asses off. Just another day on Ghetto bird. Should i keep the LV luggage and buy a jet or get rid of the luggage?