Is there really such a thing as "bad sex"?

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  1. Guy
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    Is there really such a thing as "bad sex"? Just curious.
     
  2. Unfortunately yes there is such a thing as bad sex. My ex-wife had the warmth and sensuality of a wet dish rag. If there isn't chemistry or the things you like aren't in sync believe me it can be terrible.
     
  3. Sex is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s amazing! When it’s bad, I’m still going to eat the whole thing lol :)
     
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    Yes there is, but you first have to define what "sex" is to you or in context with your question. Some people think masturbation is sex, do you? If you paid someone to perform fellatio on your penis and you were hoping to have an erection and orgasm, but for whatever reason that person was not "good" enough to complete the act the way you wanted it, would that be bad sex? At a brothel, expectations might make a difference on what a client might think is a bad sex experience. With a prospective or real girlfriend, would lots of sexual foreplay, intimate touching, kissing and teasing resulting in sexual frustration and blue balls be considered bad sex?

    I can't force myself like that. When I lived in southern California, I used to go to a small local family owned Italian restaurant for pizza. As the owners got older and finally wanted to retire, they sold their restaurant. The new owners or whoever was working for them, burnt the bottom crust of the pizza, and I couldn't eat it. Burnt as in black. It was a thicker crust pizza, so the pizza toppings looked fine.
     
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  5. Yikes! That is pretty bad. Could you tell when you picked the slice up or not until you took a bite? :)
     
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  6. Really bad pizza exists. 25 years ago (at least) we ordered pizza that was so bad when we offered it to the dog she sniffed it and walked away.
     
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  7. Wow! After hearing these anecdotes, I’m very grateful that I’ve never had bad sex or bad pizza! :)
     
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    Not until I tried to take a bite. The pizza was very hot, and I never had the habit of lifting up a pizza slice over my head or at a sharp angle to look at the bottom crust and I still don't have that habit. I'm more concerned about melting cheese and hot toppings falling all over the place if I tried to look at the bottom of a pizza slice. Melting cheese can burn fingers.
     
  9. I don’t really have that habit either. And the thin crust ones feel like they could be burned anyway hehe :)
     
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    What do sex and pizza have in common? This thread.
     
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    One more, because I'm in a weird mood lol

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    I remember my ex waking me out of a dead sleep by reaching around and grabbing my junk, but I was too tired and sleepy. She got pissed off coz I wasn’t in the mood. Shit, when I was in the mood and she wasn’t, I’d take care of it myself.
     
  14. Yes, there is such a thing as "bad sex". I was in bed with a woman who was going absolutely wild. Screaming and moaning, humping (broke the bed frame), squirting - I'm glad she was having fun, because I never did orgasm. I played along, but I was just turned on enough to keep a good hard-on, but not get off.

    I gave her a couple more tries, but it was the same every time - evidently she enjoyed the sh*t out of me - I couldn't get off except once - I jacked off of her tits.
     
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    yes there is BAd Sex when the girl just lays there all dead fish style and you can tell she isn't into it.
     
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  16. Haha awesome! :)
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    Mmmmmmmmmmmm, now I am really hungry.
    As a side note, the Serbian word for pussy sounds exactly like "pizza"
     
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    Now eating that could lead to great sex. But there is bad sex and its worse than bad pizza you just want to stop and get out of the room I had this happen a couple times in my life. But most of the time sex is the best thing ever
     
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Maybe that thong is Serbian made??? :D

    I guess it could also give new meaning to bringing home pizza for dinner lol
     
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    Haha yea. Who doesn't love pizza night!?
     
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    Yes looking back the girl I lost my virginity to was awful, she gave lazy blowjobs, she didn't ride the right way, she was just bad or lazy
     
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    Saw this and it reminded me of this thread.

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  24. Yes, bad sex is when after you finish, the guy says "you're still going to jail ma'am". o_O
     
  25. Lmaoooo you said it I was thinking it such a turn from the original topic
     
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    I thought he was just making a joke.
     
  27. I've had my share of bad sex but also some mediocre, some good and occasionally great sex. If it was good all the time though we wouldn't be able to appreciate it quite as well I don't think...
     
  28. LMAO!!!!!!!!! :)
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    I was married for 26 years. Sometimes the sex was great with my wife, sometimes bad, and everything in between. At least I had sex on a regular basis, and accepted the good with the bad, it isn't going to be the same every time. Good and bad sex works both ways, I knew I wasn't a good lover so my wife had to put up with me too. I felt that some sex was better than no sex. With girlfriends, even with my wife when we were dating, the sex always seemed to be good, at least for me. The infrequency of sex and not seeing my girlfriend all the time led to expectations and anticipation for our rare sexual encounters. Maybe a couple of times a month if I was lucky, they didn't live with me.
     
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  30. non consensual sex is definitely BAD sex.
     
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    The way I do it yep!lol
    Do you me bad as in That Shaft is one BAD MUTHA...

    My point is Sex is what you make it. So always try to make it fun.
     

  32. I was going to reply with a long answer but really isurfer really put it beautifully about defining what "sex" means to you because it is different to everyone and working out what bad sex would be from there.
     
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    This is such an interesting thread,
    thanks for posting [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     

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