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Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by Anonymous, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. Re: YUMMY DENNIS

    Ho lando huh? the home of Disney, Carrottop (my good firend) and your buddy the owner of the Bunnyranch, I have a home at windemere country club. I used to own two gold courses there. I will be there soon to check on my house.
     
  2. Re: Ebay

    Well I am going to have to go take a look I just love ebay :)

    I have to say I love you on the show as well, you are so sweet and its nice to know I am not the only one who pulls the if you give me this I will give you a blow job trick too ;)

    Jessi
     
  3. Re: Ebay

    I am so glad i am not the only guy that fell for that trick, I just found out its on page 24 of the manual you girls get when you turn 16.
     
  4. Re: Ebay

    its nice to know I am not the only one who pulls the if you give me this I will give you a blow job trick too ;)



    I am so glad i am not the only guy that fell for that trick, I just found out its on page 24 of the manual you girls get when you turn 16


    We cant tell you all our secrets at once now can we??

    Jessi
     
  5. Re: Ebay

    I will pay big for the book. PLEASE~
     
  6. Re: Ebay

    We cant tell you all our secrets at once now can we??

    Jessi

    I will pay big for the book. PLEASE~

    That is going to cost you if you want the big book.....

    Jessi
     
  7. You know it's funny...I don't like the looks of older men but for some reason I am attracted to Dennis! Damn you and your sexual aura Dennis!!!!
     
  8. Re: Ebay

     
  9. THANK YOU BABY!!!

    and I love to have fun.
     
  10. Dennis me too!!!

    DENNIS

    I'll wear anything or nothing. You decide!

    Ship me something and I'll wear on my newbienudes site.

    Thanks you sexy fuckable man!

    the hot wife 23

    Jen ;)
     
  11. Re: Dennis me too!!!

    How do I get to the site?
     
  12. I LOVE DENNIS

    Now wait a second, I LOVE Dennis and professed my love to him a couple of days ago. that's what happens when I go back to work as a teacher. Dennis, I give a blow job where I can get you to errupt and then back down about 3 times in a row and then let you errupt like a volcano. I have interesting sex positions that you will totally love. I am very sexual and very pleasurable
     
  13. Re: Ebay

    That is going to cost you if you want the big book.....
    I NEED IT SO BAD, THE MORE I KNOW THE MORE I CAN MAKE GIRLS HAPPY.

    Jessi


    From what I have seen I don't think you will have any problem making the girls happy. You have Becca already and of course you make my fantasies worth while so I dont think you need the book. Just be aiming to please a woman at her whim and you will have it made :)

    Jessi
     
  14. Re: Ebay

    I WANT THE BOOK!1 If its in code I will break it, I need to understand all you beautiful ladies.
     
  15. Re: Ebay

    Ah.

    Understand women.

    Well then.

    Okay, so there was once this really great, kind, and pious man. So good, in fact, that one day God -- the big kahuna himself -- came down from heaven to lavish praises upon him.
    "You've led such an exemplary life," says God, "that I am going to grant you anything you want...go on...name it -- anything you want."
    "Herm," and in a moment of uncharacteristic impulse, the man says: "A superhighway!"
    "A what?!" asks God.
    "A metaphysical superhighway to heaven" repeats the man. "That way I could zip to and from earth and heaven, and be able to speak and consult with the greatest souls that ever were."
    "I dunno..." ponders God, aloud, "...have you really thought about the complexities of such a construct? I mean, where would you put it, for one? The permits. The noise. The zoning..."
    A frown crosses the man's face as he begins to think about his brash wish. God smiles and says to him, "Look, obviously this is all a bit of a surprise and all, so why don't you sleep on it and I'll come back and see if you've come up with anything else you might want tomorrow."
    The next day when God returns, the man is smiling happily. "I thought about what you said and you were right." he tells God. "It was a silly, selfish and wasteful."
    "So you've decided?" asks God.
    "Yes, sir! I want to know what women think. What goes on in their minds. How to empathise with them. To understand them wholly and completely."
    God nods sagely for a moment. "So that highway...four lanes or six?"
     
  16. Dennis...I'll get you cliff notes on the book...

    I'm an excellent tutor... can teach you in 5 languages!
     
  17. Re: Ebay

    You are so right and to funny, Texas girls are fun as hell!!!
     
  18. Ok, so everyone loves Dennis, and I love him too!!!

    But just a little fyi for you Dennis, I would love you even more if you brought Becca to Iowa to cum and play with me :lol:

    I'm sure you and the Big one (you know who I am talking about), would not mind watching that
     
  19. Hey Suzanne...Im not too far from you
     
  20. i have decided i am kidnapping becca forever...she will be in kc or on vacation with me.. :twisted: :twisted:
     
  21. We have lots of hot bunnies for you and M, I am going to start calling you
    S & M.

    HOW'S THE LUMBERYARD the coolest strip club in the midwest?

    Are you getting ready for Ron Jeremy and me, its going to be the best Haloween party ever.
     
  22. Iowa will be horny that night!
     
  23. Now lets not forget about your girls down south.... Dallas is full of girls that are hot for you also Dennis!

    Our dance managers get upset when we take Thursday's off just to watch you on Cathouse!!
     
  24. lumberyard is a blast to work at....always a good time! it's where us kc girls like to go to and have a good time...maybe me and some of my girls will come up there and work sometime soon....do you know a girl named seneca?
     
  25. suzanne that ? was for you about seneca...i know her real name to if oyu wanna know that...
     
  26. Com with me when Ron Jeremy and I appear there.
     
  27. Yes I know Seneca, very well, if you know what I mean. She is a nice girl.

    Dennis I cant wait until October 31, I am counting the days. You and Ron are going to have a blast here. The Lumberyard and everyone in Des Moines is looking forward to the event. Oh yeah, I am working on that little thing we discussed the other day.
     
  28. Dennis if you are ever in Baltimore hit me up I would love to have a go at ya... :wink: it could be before, after or during me cooking you dinner :D
     
  29. You are way to hot to cook, lets get room service, before, during and after.

    Cook me up some hot lovin
     
  30. Well D when your in Tx come pick me up...... :wink:
     
  31. Ok, I love Texas and the girls there.
     
  32. phew, Im tired just reading all these posts, Dennis, you must be exhausted -- hehehehehe
     

  33. what about NH damnit???
     
  34. i agree

    Your deffenitly a cutie. I have a crush on you and im also jelious of you at the same time,. all them hot girls running around you all day wanting you! Yum i would love to have some fun with them. Cant wait till you get my pictures! hope i can cum join yall at the Bunny Ranch!
     
  35. Hi baby, miss you!
     

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