DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.........................................................Moooo. * Beautiful....................................................................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure...................................................On medication. * Feminist....................................................................Fat. * Free Spirit..................................................................Junkie. * Friendship first...........................................................Former Slut. * New-Age....................................................................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned............................................................No B.J.'s * Open-minded............................................................Desperate. * Outgoing...................................................................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional.............................................................Bitch. * Voluptuous................................................................Very fat. * Large frame...............................................................Hugely fat. * Wants soul mate.......................................................Stalker.
Decoding the Personals Dennis, Here's another one for the ladies: * Traditional Values.........................Sex-o-phobe ...and several for we gents: * Six-figure income.........................Microscopic Penis * Enjoys Role-playing......................Video Gaming Nerd * Success-oriented..........................Married to his Job * Athletic........................................TV Sports Junkie Have a happy holidays! Best regards, Speed Racer
haha very funny.. its sad but true a lot of people play with the words.. im in the camp that says the truth..good or bad.
Great Lover.........Viagra Handsome...........Beer Belly Have my own hair........King Kong I know women's need....3-1/2mins Financially Independent.....Child Support/spousal Support Executive.........................Flips Burgers
Now we are getting somewhere. I like the "I know a woman's needs" FUNNY What I know us when a girl I am with says "I can't cumm anymore", its time to get busy, there is always more
Here is another one for a man Traditional and likes to wait... Married and scared to death his wife will find out
That's a good one... Love his mom....when she call you answer um-mm he is not home he is at the bunny ranch
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
Damn! Miss Stephanie you hit the nail right on the head. You are so right all us guys just want to get drunk and screw. Hey didn't someone write a country song about that? Keep up the good work girl! :wink:
This is so right on. Wants pussy but scared to get caught! The truth is if would fuck mom right they would both be happy.
So true here. * Friendship first...........................................................Former Slut. So true, I definitely had sex on a few first dates Oops ;D
more on personalities of men... Men are like.......Bananas......The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.......Weather......Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like.......Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, & usually head right for your hips. Men are like.......Coffee.....The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like.......Commercials.....You can't believe a word they say. Men are like.......Department Stores.....Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like.......Popcorn.....They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
"It's not you...it's me"......It really IS you but the next chick is waiting in car..so I need to hurry this up.