Congratulations Dennis. You finally found me. Your long lost African-American son. So when can I move into the ranch Dad? We have so much catching up to do.
Hmmm, well your hair styles are kind of similar but other then that I see very little resemblance. Dennis I would demand a DNA test. LOL
Can I be the first to watch the first party, please, everyone, PLEASE! That would be one hell of a show! YUMMY!
I haven't watched Maury in while (honest), but if I remember correctly don't I have to get mad and start yelling "You were never there for me, I don't need you!!!" But then start crying and we fall into a tearful embrace right before Maury breaks for an Oxy Clean commercial? (I swear I haven't watched in a while.)
There definitely has to be drama. Without entertainment value we won't be asked back to do the "Where are they now, one year later" episode.