Getting Cryptic Messages?

So I'm in the GDW fitness center in CC and the stairmaster is sending me this message...
just sayin'

 

Slutty stairmaster. I like it

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Do not insert your money on that machine.

 

Make sure you have your galoshes on if you do!!!!!

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This is so funny! Naughty too!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I should have this on my door! Hehe


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Make sure you're practicing safe stairmaster!

 

And its name is Climb Max....

 

Well, it's appropriate, given GDW proximity to the ranches and I would suspect most of their guests are referred there by said ranches....

….and it is Nevada, after all!

 

Now it's making me wonder what the machine at the Marriott would've said if I used it?

 

LOL!!! Love how this little throwaway thread still has legs! Thanks, everyone!

I was actually using the recumbent bike when I glanced over and noticed the provocative message on the stairmaster, thinking
"Wow! The ladies can send invitations anywhere ( @randyryder called it , @Air Force Amy gave fair warning and, of course, @RoxyGold caught the double entendre)!" @hikino I wouldn't think you'd need the workout room, reserving your strength for more important matters

 

This is such an interesting thread,
thanks for posting