::Confucius Say:::

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  1. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

    Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Confucius say: Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!

    Confucius say: Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
     
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  2. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

    Confucius say: Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
     
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    lol these are too funny :cool::cool:
     
  4. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: He who plays with self, pulls boner.

    Confucius say: Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

    Confucius say: Woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.
     
  5. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.

    Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.

    Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    You are the best!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    I think so too!

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  8. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    This thread could go on for decades!

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    Randy Ryder
     
  9. Jessica Riley
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    Please make this thread go on for decades.
     
  10. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    I’ll do my best hehe.

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  11. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

    Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.

    Confucius say: Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free lay.
     
  12. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    These are so good!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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  13. John N Ga
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    Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.

    Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
     
  14. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

    Confucius say: Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

    Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
     
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    AsiaFoxxx Asia Foxxx is back, leave your deposit today!

    Man who goes to sleep hungry wakes up with a crummy ass!!!
     
  16. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    haha!

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  17. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    WOW!

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    Randy Ryder
     
  18. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    LOL!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  19. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Oh my!!!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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  20. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Keep the coming!!!!!!!

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  21. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Great way to put a smile on everyones face reading these!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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    Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory.

    Confucius say: Man who burns yard is said to smoke a lot of weed.


    Confucius say: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
     
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    Confuscious say: Wherever you go, there you are.

    Confuscious say: When you're looking for something it's always in the last place you look. Because once you've found it who would keep looking?
     
  24. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

    Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

    Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
     
  25. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

    Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory.

    Confucius say: Man who burns yard is said to smoke a lot of weed.
     
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    Confucius say: He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs

    Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

    Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.
     
  27. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Lol! Ouch!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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  28. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!



    Hehe!

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  29. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Here I am!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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    Might have to start quoting my fortune cookies here.
    ;):D:p:cool::D:D
     
  31. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

    Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
     
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    Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

    Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up.

    Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.

    Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
     
  33. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    How do you come up with these??!

    So good!

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  34. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Ouch!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  35. John N Ga
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    Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly.
     

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